The ABSOLUTE state of ame*ica

the ABSOLUTE state of ame*ica

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>implying California is America
kys

As an Arizonan you have no idea what it's like to live next to these fuckers.

I hope Cali eventually succeeds from the US, the lefties have gone too far for any recovery to that state in multiple lifetimes. its worse than Ontario and thats saying something

Get well soon burger bros

i fuckin ghate living in california

Not legal, will get struck down

secedes
why do you fucking secession morons always get the two mixed up

California isn't America

>tfw when stuck in san diego

we used to be. people used to come to california to start over and be free. maybe we'll get to do that again after the earthquake. i hope so. i live in LA short of an earthquake...

Just DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
But in all seriousness, I'm gonna buy a house by Seattle and get the FUCK out of here soon

At least its not detroit or st louis

>MFW

LAND OF THE MEEK

HOME OF THE SLAVES

>getting stuck in destroit
How? There's no bases there.

rip rich banana

So live in the myriad conservative areas of Commiefornia, problem solved. If you live in the bay area or any of those other ultra liberal hotspots, that's your own dumbass fault. Like someone bitching about getting robbed by a minority in Detroit, no shit that will happen.

>Seattle
What are you, gay?

hey california isnt america, it just happens to share a border with us

>America

You are making a case for the dumb polock jokes we had in grade school.

same bro
seattle is also horrible dude, full of bugmen, rains all the time and rent is almost as high as SF

Liberalism is legitimately a mental disorder.

>implying Seattle is different

need to extend the wall around that shithole.

>seattle
nigger you are dumb as fuck

>California
>America
>Imblying

>if California secedes
>then America succeeds
Easy way to remember it

As a Californian now in Northern Chicago
FUCKING KEK, glad I made the move

how tf yall niggas stuck in California isn't it like $100000 a month to live there

like move nigga haha

>born in California
>go to college in Colorado
>California drivers license isn't enough to buy a gun, though just about any other state's would be
>can't get a Colorado state id until I'm 21
I tired to leave, but they still cuck me

>Seattle
Are you stupid? If you want to stay on the coast go one further and come to Alaska

I can spot a Californian a mile away
t. Scottsdale

MY FAMILY LIVES HERE AND I'M STAYING WITH THEM UNTIL I CAN JOIN THE NAVY FUCK

you have to be 18 to post here

Dont worry guys, Fresno will fix this shithole in the coming war.

why can't you get a CO i.d. before 21??

>Amerisharts BTFO!

i'm commissioning as an officer bud, ur tlakin g to a college grad so watch ur tone buddy

>typing like a nigger
>college grad
checks out

WHY WON'T THEY JUST SECEDE ALREADY

wtf im poz now

>California
>America
Pick only one

Lmao

If you're under 21, you need proof of residence for both yourself and your parents. My parents live in California.

>tfw born in Cali
>tfw parents escaped when I was two
Dodged a fucking orbital strike there. Good Lord.

Eternal Am*rican strikes again. California isn't America, but:
Moscow on ramadan is Russia,
Stockholm and Malmo are Sweden,
London and Rotterdam are England,
Paris and Marselle are France
Berlin and Frankfurt are Germany
etc.

Fucking hyporcite negroids.

Just privately buy one faggot. Get a dhotgun from some fud.

crazy

Well, thank God you burgers have the electoral college is all I can say. Or this is what you would all have to look forward to!

I mean I probably will, but it's the principal of California's horrendous gun laws.

California is the epicenter of American culture. You model model yourselves after me, faggots.

You can still buy one from a shop, it just has to meet ca law andnits up to you to make sure it does.

>>>>>>California

Move, nigger.

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