You see this Guy sitting in a quite german Cafe in 1934

>You see this Guy sitting in a quite german Cafe in 1934.

What political Advice do you give him?

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1. Do not invade the Soviet Union.
2. Don't declare on war on the U.S.
3. Crush the Anglos.

why the fuck would the chancellor be jerking off in a quite german Cafe in 1934

I kill him

Head straight for Moscow. Recruit Ukrainians instead of killing them. Bring winter clothing. Ask Japan to put off their plans and attack simultaneously from the East.

Don't spare the Anglos. Go all out and have no mercy.

They wouldn't have been able to beat the UK.
Their only real chance against them considering the UK navally blockaded them and cut their resources extremely short would be to navally blockade the UK itself and basically starve them out, which would bring the US into the war.
Germany was geopolitically screwed from day 1.

Don't bail out the italian faggot asses and go straight for moscow in 1941.

Support Republican Spain.

Tell Franco to go suck Mestizo cock.

1. Go for the middle East for oil. 2. Build up even more so that you're actually ready for your invasion of the USSR. 3. Try to support other fascist parties, especially in the US and England..

Invade America after defeating UK and France .."

This.

Smash the Anglo like a cockroach.

Gas them

"The last time you tried this shit, you ended up in jail. This time you're probably going to end up dead, and no one's going to give a fuck."

EDIT:"no one who MATTERS is going to give a fuck"

Invade the soviets on winter or bring winter clothes if you do it in spring, don't give mercy to the English, focus the bombing in their bases and not London. Allow the slavs to help you, don't kill them. starve the Jews in the camps, don't waste bullets,fuel,food or mens in that work, don't allow Japan to go dumb with Americans, don't lose the Mediterranean sea.

yes indeed, cuntalonia is based!

>people in this thread actually think they could have beaten Britain
Dunkirk would have done nothing, it would be a Pyrrhic victory at best. "We Shall Never Surrender"

>Go for the middle East for oil.
Oil reserves weren't nearly as well known there as now and they had Romania
> Build up even more so that you're actually ready for your invasion of the USSR.
USSR was industrializing and economically expanding more quickly than Germany was and had known internationalist plans and was already agitating in Eastern Europe. Waiting would have meant facing a stronger enemy.
> Try to support other fascist parties, especially in the US and England..
Did all throughout Eastern Europe and the West wouldn't cooperate no matter what

So uh yeah, that whole Jew thing, right on the money with that but can you make it even faster?

Don't concentrate the gypsies

Quit politics, you'll be a painter in my academia

Tell the spaghetti nigger not to fucking invade the balkans before you invade Russia

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>inb4 invade russia in april/may and get bogged down in the spring thaw

Recruit the Ukrainians.
Have winter clothes ready.
Tell Japan to help with the Soviets.
Long shot, but try to have friendly relations with the US.

Step down and live the rest of your life somewhere in peace, shits fucked no matter what you do

Before you invade Poland, just lie low for a few years and let the heat from your prior conquests blow over.

Couldnt the norway oil reserves be used? I heard they were discovered in the 70s or something, anyway did they had technology in the 30s and 40s to do underwater drilling?

>GIVE UP

>quite
Do krauts even english?

Get all your Scientist to develop the a bomb

Easy on the drugs, bugs.. .

>American flag
Go back to Mexico you republican indio rape baby

gaz the kikes

Don't invade Poland.

this
dont buy into transhumanist garbage like italian faggy futurists

This. Americans are fat retarded rape babies. I hope all the niggers in America rise up and kill all of them

Dont. Invade. Russia. After. Helping. Pasta. Invade. Greece. Mein. Führer.

Don’t help Italy beat Greece, instead focus on the Soviet Union.
Destroy the brits at Dunkirk.
Use paratroopers to invade Britain.
Get Franco in the Axis.

>use paratroopers to invade Britain
Would require aerial supremacy, which Germany was unable to obtain. Any invasion of Britain would have been a disaster for Germany.

Tell him to invade Russia in 1941

Liberate ukraine instead of conquering it

t. taig

i would tell him to do everything humanly possible to get Mosley into power.

1) Gender and sex are not the same
2) There are more than two genders

>Fucking leaf
Hahaha I hope the niggers and spics rise up too. That way we can finally be rid of our problem. Then, once all the trash is gone, the day of the rake will commence

>Do not invade the Soviet Union.
Misguided. Look up 'Operation Thunder'
>rense.com/general75/makk.htm

Form a alliance with the U.S.A. And Russia.

wait it out instead of being a fucking retard

>Germany was geopolitically screwed from day 1.
Only because of FDR.

I would give him the specs and theory for a bunch of future tech, notably the a bomb. I'd then get him to aggressively pursue better us relations, not to shoot American ships and to get the japs to invade Russia concurrently with his invasion. Id tell him Stalingrad is a fools errand and he needs to mow straight into Moscow.

Please get inside my time machine.

>tell him to prevent Jewish scientists from leaving Germany and instead either forcing them to work for us or gas them
This let's Germany have the A-Bomb first, so we'd easily win the war against Russia and Britain. The only thing Hitler needed to do, honestly.

get ready to taste americas big dick of freedom you socialist faggot

Don't invade the USSR, at least until you are finished on the other fronts.

for the love of god crush the brits at normandy, don't hold back.

Not really. The absolute man power required to hold influence over all those countries would be impossible. Germany was doomed from the start

Raze Dunkirk to the ground

"Do not invade Poland. Do not disregard Russian factory output. Quantity beats quality."

EY ADOLF WATCHU DOIN HERES HOW YOU WIN THE DUBYA DUBYA TOO
>was zum FUCH?

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>leaf

make way more uboats
don't fall for that fat kike's plan by bombing london
continue bombing the royal airforce until it has nothing left

That's bullshit since you can easily divide and conquer Russia. Once Britain is disarmed and their navy captured they have literally nothing, you could just let them go back to waging war against Germany, but nothing would potentially happen besides getting nuked into oblivion.

Then the Lebensraum Übermensch programs would kick in and Germany would shift into extreme (native) population growth as social programs are enacted to colonize the east and so on.

Send assassins to take out the rich kikes in US and UK

Either way don't put German troops in that frozen hell because it would burn up troops due to the cold.
>Try building something like the French's 'Maginot Line' and let the soviets kill themselves on it.

Gay

Really focus on the anti Semitic bits of your ideology and in being more discrete don't worry so much about being the master race

Live like there is no tomorrow.
In the not so distant future the will be 1/2 Jew 1/2 Africans defining their gender in terms of x, y & z

This is the only correct answer.

Attack Moscow First, blitz em, move hq there, conscript POW, ally with enemies of Russian Empire, trade land for alliance let them take down most of Western Europe, conscript all POW, take down U.K. , turn back and kill all allies that got lands with fresh german soldiers. Then tell Japan to attack USA , continue years of guerrilla warfare hit and runs until USA crumbles from within. Let Italy take over Africa ez mode.

Gas all the Jews immediately, you will be blamed for it anyway.

Don't trust reince preibus

>Let Italy take over Africa ex mode

they struggled to subdue Ethiopia, theres no way they could take the continent

>maginot line
Yeah the Germans probably could've done that better

Crush the Anglos. Be ruthless. Level England to the ground. Consolidate your powers and strenghten your position in the new Europe. Develop the atom bomb, jet-planes and then mobilize whole of Europe. Do not provoke nor attack the US. Tell the Japanese to Attack the Soviets from the East while whole of Europe's forces come marching from the west. Attack in March, not late summer. Go directly to Moscow. After Moscow falls, split your powers. Send one whole army north to conquer Leningrad, and the other South to capture the Caucasus. Don't kill the Ukrainians and the Ruthenians. Goive them authonomy or even some smaller country. They will be satisfied. If the Soviets resist, nuke them. After you crush the Soviet Union, give Japan access to oil fields and raw materials sothey can strenghten their navy. Then, you can tell Wahington to fuck off. Accept NAtional socialism, or face the obliteration of the major cities like LA and Jew York.Victory is secured.

Ignore the misguided idea of tackling the Soviet menace, because you cannot foresee the nightmarish trap set before you by the (((Allies))).

The Anglos and their Slavic slaves were not worth it anyway. Let them dig their own grave with the new monstrosity they all created.

>Dunkirk would of done nothing
Yeah sure because 400,000 troops is nothing.

>gives list of scientists working the Manhattan Project
>gives a schematics chart and the tools necessary
Make ten of them. Drop it on Moscow the day you invade Poland. You're welcome.

"If you don't exterminate anyone and just deport Jews and other degenerates to a new region, I promise you will win in the end. Even if you lose the war, in the future, they will look to your nation as one of strength and beauty and emulate your principles to create a world similar to what you had in mind. You must keep the moral high ground.

The physical strength your nation is great, but not enough to take on the west and east at the same time. If you were to do so, seek help out from the Americans before invading any neighboring countries. If they will not reciprocate, you must not invade the Soviets. That solidifies you stance on the losing side.

Do not fire your economic advisor. You are not a military strategist, so trust your old boy's words.

The future of the white race relies on you. If you are seen as evil and lose, the whites will be crushed by the manipulation of the Jews. Good luck, faggot."

Convince Patton to stage a military coup to overthrow the Deep State, ally with America, and exterminate all Marxists/Communists/Zionists.

Share Warsaw with Moscow.

Fag

>Support Republican Spain.
I already like Texas

Hear, hear!

shave the Hitler stache, you look like a clown

>indio rape babby

From the start work with the Anglo, American and the right-wing French against the Communist menace. Become the beloved shield of Europe by your mastery of propaganda.

Kill Communists but deport the Jews and be an open pro-Zionist to get rid of the fuckers. Suggest Palestine as a solution and also the Dominican Republic.

If the Jews side WITH you but don't live with you, you can win. Nobody who goes against international Jewry survives. They look like shit but their power is immense. They've never been beaten. Point them at your enemies by any means practical. Give them Russia to chew on.

Save the holocausting until after you won
so that way if you lose fascism will not be permanently tainted. Meanwhile put those jews to work, something useful not just building new huts in the camp.

Invade Russia during the winter so that you get to Moscow dead center in the middle of summer, meaning your great grandchildren and the enemy's larping great grand children will no longer excuse your failure to win the war by blaming it on the fucking weather on the indonesian recreational vector graphics review blog.

>upboat and rate
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Are you angry that the police swept your plastic cutlery and declared them a threat to national security?

مرحبا صديقي

Y-you too.
seriously, give me the result to this riddle.

for all i know you just spelled chickenbroth.

>quite german Cafe
What are the features of a quintessential german cafe?

Invade the soviet Union and only the Soviet Union in THE SPRING.

Then lay low for like 10 years and take down Europe

have you never been to a café?

What I am saying my fellow muslim of arab descent, is that my fucking warrant viewing license expired and therefore all of my halal cutlery was confiscated before I could even protest.

now how about you stop being a cunt and come in for a little cheeky wiggle on my willy

Gas them, gas them all. They are going to say you did anyway, so just do the world a favour

ADOLF KILL THEM ALL