Why do Aussies love shitposting so much?

Why do Aussies love shitposting so much?
Is it genetic or cultural?
Redpill me

Lay down those fucking facts

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Australians are retarded and can't come up with actual argument so they devolve into shit posting faggots

This mongrel bitch needs to self-administer a lead injection to the face

the fact is that most "Aussies" are chinks who are consumed with anger and riddled with mental illness because they're constantly taunted by their more normal, outgoing, blonde and fit countrymen.
I'm speaking from experience. Met many "australians" in the IRC and they were to a man both chink and mentally ill

every aussie I ever met loves shit talking. So shit posting comes natural. I think its an anglo culture thing.

because
>be australian
>wake up next to me sistah
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get cancer due to no ozone layer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all my petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majestic irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on my way
>finally get to shitposting plant
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>get mugged by abos again on the way home
>no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
>finally arrive home, 1 bedroom no bathroom 2.5 million AUD
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
>cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

Australians are funny
Shitposting is fun
It's only natural that Australians, being the funniest people to ever live, would seek out activities that are fun, such as shitposting.

But, is it cultural or genetic? Considering many Australians are originally from the UK, and UKians being the least funny cunts to ever live, it would be a cultural reasoning as to why Australians love to shitpost.

Nation of criminals chimping out online? Seems obvious

>and UKians being the least funny cunts to ever live,
>Says the American
Fuck off cunt

Pretty sure it's cultural. Either way, they truly are the champions of shitposting, perhaps only equaled by poos or nips (In stark contrast to Canadians, who are at the bottom)

you gotta admit canadians make some good posts, though

not all of them are sjws

Canada: the only nation to have shitposting envy and secretly take pride in being shit at being shit even.

>Telling American to fuck off because he doesn't find UKian humor entertaining
>Says the UKian
Next you're going to say that I'm too patriotic while sipping Yorkshire Gold and fingerbanging your mom's toad in the hole.

Belgium is a not even a real country

I am actually drinking tea, so you got that right.

quit posting that ugly whore u beta faggit

ukasians hahahahaha

this guy gets it

from his dad daily

based tea bro

what's your favorite type of tea?

Stop posting that creature please. It literally gives me nightmares.

im sorry man i just chose the first pic from my folder

canada is the hated 2nd best shitposters nips are hard shock posters and poos are ironic because they like in actual shit

see im sorry man

forgive me, please
true, true

>lose war to emu
>lose war to carp

Yorkshire, probably. I don't really have a favourite. Yours?

i usually drink whatever. lately i've been having some earl grey and regular black tea

Who is this girl, Sup Forums?

m8 if you were australian you'd know why we love shitposting so much.

get the fuck out of my country you filthy chink bastard

Queenslanders you mean.
The shitposts sure as shit aren't coming from the rest of this upsidedown wog 'n chink pooftafest

Cultural, we grew up with useless abos in an era where we could/would make fun of everything. Now with the internet we're exposed to the creeping SJW/shitskin problem from the rest of the western world. With no immediate solution in sight we can't do anything but drink and shitpost as our country follows yours.

I shitpost to hide the pain :(

>earl grey
Such a pleb, ffs.

I don’t care if it’s mystery meat, I’d fuck the shit out of Brittany Venti.

>pain
Who baited you today?

bro im part of your genome. fuck chink scum
fuck em
true true
what do you recoemmend, ruski bro? i fookin love russia. wanna learn the language

nettle tea

Right there with ya. dibbs on the puss

why is this so accurate

>what do you recoemmend
For you? A pure water. It's better than (((Earl Grey)))
>wanna learn the language
It's not as easy as English or something. It's not even useful!
You better learn to shitpost properly.

>girl
How new are (You), sopa?

I cannot be more edgy, guys. Where's my (You)s?

i love you man

criminal mindset.

true,

true

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PUT ASIDE AN HOUR OF YOUR TIME

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

The Truth will stand on its own merit
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what is this dude talking about

Would fugggg tbqh

...

>Give them some of my ping
Jesus kek

High ping. Cant play online.

Banter culture.

Piss taking is a part of being Australian. Its to know who's alright and who's a shit cunt.

Ireland and Bongland have pretty much the same thing going on.

what the fuck else are people going to do in that wasteland?

Aussies are brought up taking the piss out of one another in order to toughen us up. Our parents howl at us like dogs when we're kids and singing like shit, we constantly called each other faggots while growing up until we learned the word cunt and then all our best friends were cunts, etc. which most soft willed fags today would consider bullying or trying to trigger them and like anyone that's successful it brings us great joy when it happens which is why "you're no fun" gets tossed out when people don't react to our shit stirring in real life.

So in short it's a cultural thing and typically the more we shit on you the more we like you so take it as a sign of aussie affection because with our attitude of she'll be right you should know that we wouldn't bother if we didn't care.

i see

Just kids having fun.

Would betray my race for her

is she not white?

is it not obvious?!

Better up your game if you want to take the shitposting crown from Straya, leaf.

nice one.....screen capted

not really, what's she supposed to be then?

Quadroon I think

Fuck you, nigger. Benny Hill is Jesus.

Euro carp>Asian carp.

Least I can take my boat out without getting smacked in the head by a 20 pound fish.

dude what?
i thought all quadroons had dark skins?
why do white people bitch about white genocide all the time if that shit washes out in a generation?

>i thought all quadroons had dark skins?
Shaun "Talcum X" King is a quadroon and he looks white as fuck.

>washes out in a generation?
Minimum two generations. Some cases 3-4 depending on how dark the initial darkie is.

I'd like to inject something on her face alright.

I've met a few Aussies IRL
They're very straight forward people. What you see is what you get.

it's because they're all drunk

hahahahahaha that's awesome

that's a negroid

They're all drunk.

>looks white as fuck
for you

he's not a quadroon, he's a white boy role playing

this

I blame chemicals in their shitty water aka Fosters beer.

australians are funny but not smart.
canadians are smart but not funny.

Damn, this hu-

lmao it's always a fucking LEAF