Hey user, did you like those brownies I made you the other day? You did eat them all right...

Hey user, did you like those brownies I made you the other day? You did eat them all right, I made them especially for you! They weren't for sharing you know! Oh you did eat them all? Wonderful! Well I bet you're wondering what happened to my arm! You didn't ask yesterday but that's just because you're so polite! Well, when I was making your brownies yesterday I decided they needed a personal touch. Something only I could add so that you'd know I put my heart and soul into them! So... well... don't get mad but I added some of my blood to them! You know how they say you put your blood, sweat, and tears into something? Well I guess that was literal this time!

I know we never really talked until a few days ago when I asked if you like brownies, but now I feel like I know you so well! Wouldn't you like to ask me out on a date now? I would say yes if you asked me you know! And I could even cook more food for you, you know?! I like to cook and I'm really good at it! My brownies were good, weren't they? Would you like a cake next? Maybe some cookies? Now that we're dating I'll have to take extra time and cook you something delicious everyday!

Say do you want to come meet my parents tomorrow? You can follow me home after school! Usually I just follow you from behind so I've already seen your house and your parents but you haven't seen mine! Don't worry, they'll really like you a lot! My mom says she's worried since I don't have many friends but if I show you to her she'll be so happy! Okay so tomorrow you're coming over and meeting my mom! Wow, this is so exciting! Well, see you tomorrow user!

Wow I'm pretty excited desu

Could you stop hurting yourself for food though, blood belongs inside your body okay? I appreciate the gesture but it would make me sadder than the food makes me happy knowing I was eating a part of you

Mental illness in youths makes me so sad.
It's such a difficult issue when they're dependants.

Sorry, I'm already going out with my imouto.

I am Ruplong, the Avenger of Samples.

yandere thread...?

Is this a copypasta?
Looks pretty good.

Umm, well gee user I thought I was supposed to do something like that. You know I never cooked for a boy I liked before so I thought it had to be extra special! This just seemed like the best way to do it! And you know it kinda did work because you weren't my boyfriend until you ate my brownies! Haha, and don't worry about me, it didn't hurt at all. I can show you underneath my bandage if you want, it's not too gross! I didn't really mind the pain since I was doing it for you, you know!

yes

I do worry about you, you have a big mark on your arm and as your boyfriend I can't let you do that again okay? Look after yourself otherwise I'll worry into to early hours of the morning. I'll be really sad if you cut yourself again ok? Love you

>digging up these repressed memories
OP pls

>put your blood, sweat, and tears into something
I don't want to see you cry

Wait, are there sweat and tears in my brownies
I don't like salty brownies

I haven't cut in so long.

Sweat is my fetish, I'll agree if she lets me taste her sweat every day and keeps the other two to herself.

I much prefer love juice to blood as a brownie enhancer, but I digress
I want to love you but alas, there is another.
What tragedy.
Unrelated but could you keep an eye on my fire axe collection while im off buying my love a new hat and necklace?

So what's next?

Your period blood?

Oh... haha very funny user umm well it was all just a j-joke I guess. No it's okay I didn't know you had a girl friend user... I'm so happy for you. I was a little suspicious you know. I guess it's no surprise that a boy like you would have a special girl to keep all to himself. I bet you two get along so well and go on all sorts of dates... hold hands... k-kiss...

No that's fine, haha I was just practicing my cooking so I could make a good batch for that special someone I have in mind. You know he's older than you and he's out of school and has a job and he's really nice and friendly and he's always helping me out with stuff. I think you'd like him if you ever met him but he's away on business a lot so I don't even get to see him very often.

Okay well then I guess I'll just be going... like I said I just need practice... practice makes perfect, isn't that what our teacher says? Maybe the brownies I made just weren't good enough... My mom always says I'm just not good enough and that's why I'm alone. Next time they'll be perfect they have to be perfect or else I don't know what will happen... I need to go shopping for some new ingredients and I need to come up with a new recipe or else I'll end up all alone. Hahaha, user isn't that funny? A girl like me ending up all alone, can you imagine? It's like I deserve it for being so stupid and blind to what's around me...

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Thanks OP now I have a boner.

gotta work on progressing the relationship faster user

Heh. Is that for real?

Maybe you should start again

I hear the throat is a popular spot these days

Nah, I'm done with that.

I would try that

Yep, liked them.

Mental illness is a defect that should get weeded out from darwinism.