Low T cuck meme IS REAL

Buzzfeed "journalists" test their testosterone levels! Bwahahahahahahahahah

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THESE MEN HAVE LOW TESTOSTERONE???

Shocked!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!

Asian guy had the highest score, 363, which is still in the low end of the 'normal range', and the only score in the normal range, a range which a joke when you realize it encompasses 90 year old men.

So the asian has good T for a 90 year old dude, the other 3 white numales are considered dangerously low even with the bullshit all-age range.

thats probably normal for asian guys who are effeminate already

So what can be done to combat this?
When normal values become so low, there is no doubt this is more widespread.

Scientists have been talking about declining sperm levels for a long time.
I fear the jew have played this for a long time. We're in for hell in the next decades if this keeps up.

Sure lots of it is because of our environment (water, plastics, pesticide, etc.) but the main reason for low T is lifestyle. Not saying that turning men docile and low T isn't the goal, but it's not like the individual is powerless against it.

Next you're going to tell me niggers actually are violent and dumb.

13% of the population committing 54% of the murders? They must have high T levels, no wonder the nu-male cucks want to watch them bang their girlfriends

If I had suspected myself of having low t what should I do about it? Should I consume more cholesterol?

Eat more soy goyem!

these bugmen need Super Male Vitality in there life.

Lower bodyfat, more weightlifting, less masturbating

you give them some respect they took one for the team to prove the world what a joke numales are

Good sleep
Exercise (weights specifically)
Proper diet with good fats
Intermittent fasting can double your T levels
Remove plant estrogen and BPA from your life
Estrogen blocking supplements / foods.


tldr; get a pull up bar, get some god damn sleep, don't eat garbage at all hours of the day. if you don't have a masculine upper body then you likely have low T

Lift heavy, walk more (seriously one of the best), lose belly fat, eat a balanced diet with good fats, no fap, and start winning. Find something that is competitive that you can do and win at it. Winning will raise your test and lower the testosterone of your opponent.

How can we do our own tests. Are testosterone kits good?

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>imagun mah shawk

high T levels makes you short and bald

I just asked my primary care doc and he got me the blood test, you fast and do it early in the morning.

Not sure how you socialized healthcare cunts go about it.

Go to your doctor. Get a blood panel. Also get your hemoglobin A1C, DHEA, TSH, and fibrinogen and c-reactive protein to check your inflammation levels

thanks for the (((advice)))

man just some firewood chopping and red meat and im as angry as a bear
you're just as bad as the fucking nu males spouting this safe routine garbage

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Dont do anything. Just sleep and eat healthy. Artificially fucking with your body's natural hormone balance is one of the dumbest things you can do.

Test has little to no effect on your behavior or mood unless you're in the sub 200s or lower. It's just another racket to make people insecure and want to spend money on supplements and expensive test clinics. You're literally being Jewed, "Low T" wasn't even a term until Androgel came out, it's all marketing. You'll see 0 improvement if you're in the 300s and you jump to 700s.

You retards are still confused about why average test levels are plummeting?

Nah, both are genetic. I have high t and have incredibly thick hair and the same hairline I had at 14.

Average test levels have fallen by 20% since 1985, and I believe by something like 40% since the 1930s. Now the average man is a betacuck socialist and we risk having the West being ran by the muslim hordes in the next 50-100 years. Clean your room and do 25 pushups.

Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=BYFjRH-vxGg

really activates those Na/K ion channels

Imagine having a t score of 200. Imagine how weak and anxious and emotional you'd feel all the time.

Joe Rogan has been on HRT since ~35 he said in one of his podcasts. He seems to be doing just nice 10 years later.

JUST GET ANGRY!!!!!!!

LITERALLY IT WILL BRING IT BACK!!!!


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol

>tfw vegans have higher T levels
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2374537/pdf/83-6691152a.pdf

Fuck. Thought this had to be fake. WHY.

RIGHT, BABE?1
*dies in a coma*

HOW DO I GET MY TESTOSTERONE MEASURED???? PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!

hitler was a vegan

Watching 5 seconds of the video and I knew all of them were low-T faggots.

One guy sincerely asked about sperm being in his blood stream.

you drink your own cum, the saltier it tastes, the more T you have

Get in here. Big red pilling potential.

I was on high doses benzos to manage daily panic attacks / extreme anxiety disorder that hit me out of nowhere right about when I turned 30. Two years later I tested my T, 206. Tried HRT, I don't even need the benzos anymore. I will go days without remembering I'm tapering off of them. People don't understand low T can be just as dangerous as high T.

I thought my 850 was embarrassing considering I'm a young man, but this is just depressing. There's more virile geriatrics...

No meat unless you hunt it yourself, the meat at the store is pumped full of hormones and anti-biotics.
No more bottled drinks, the plastic has hormones in it.
No more alcohol, it's a depressant and slows/stop test production for up to 3 days.
Filters on your sinks, the water is full of hormones, medicines, chemical waste, and birth control.

Do you have a weak jaw and a small penor? Sorry about your T levels

I chalk it up to the necessity of living semi-nomadic, not like you have to worship rocks or anything but the animals you hunt and consume aren't living sedimentary lives and produce more t themselves, you're actually exercising just to consume, etc.

Even going to a gym and all that other trash is only partially filling a void, our bodies and the food we consume aren't meant to live in a rat race 24/7 and it even influences psychology I believe but it's all varying, do what you can obviously, eat right, workout and all that jazz but I'm telling you innawoods lifestyle is so much better.

How do you get tested? Does it cost anything?

Not in Canada. Book an annual physical and get a blood test. Ask for your test levels to be included and ask him to check if your prostate is inflamed as that can cause low test.

You have free healthcare, so no.

It's a blood test, just google low-T symptoms and rattle them off to a doctor.

Top kek

i think the obvious explanation is vitamin D deficiency caused by staying indoors out of the sun all day.

>he thinks test is like rank points in fucking HotS or something where if you beat your opponent you take some of theirs

If you have low-normal range T, diet & exercise. Muscle drives T production and T drives muscle growth. It's a positively reinforcing feedback loop. Check your diet. Cut out the junkfood. Start eating a good mix of fruits, vegetables, grains and lean meat (fish & poultry, or 90/10 ground beef).

Zinc, Aminos, Omega 3 & fish oil on TOP of a daily multi.

If you're below normal range, honestly a T supplement is going to be necessary to get you back on track beyond a certain point.

This actually isn't true. I had a several month long stretch where I thought that I had discovered a loophole in NoFap and would recycle my semen. I'd put it in a shot glass and down it under the impression that semen retention was the answer.
Turns out semen is estrogenic when taken in orally. Felt fucking robbed. I spent months eating my own cum only to find out that I was pumping myself full of estrogen. Thankfully it was my own so I don't come off as a faggot. But still, those are months that I'll never get back.

Why is Eugene so toxic? A score of 363 still makes you an almost definite rapist. He should be fired and castrated.

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wtf am I reading

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Bwahahahahahhaah!
Jesus Christ, it's all about biology!
Why is biological determinism the real redpill?

>Thankfully it was my own so I don't come off as a faggot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOT!

Fucking fag!

a fucking leaf...

>Young men: Stop drinking your own semen. There is nothing about it that is good

>212
don't very low scores basically make you gay?

Are you suggesting testosterone is important? Fucking typical. We don't need toxic masculinity in the world.
#Resist

thanks user, you kekd my day

No. Paradoxically most gay men have higher levels actually.

Jesus Christ they are low test. I bet they all drink Keurig.

>be me
>be FtM tranny ( two X chromosomes, but was super shitty at being a lady so i stopped trying and got a prescription for testosterone)
>pic related was my last blood test, doc bumped the levels down to go easy on my organs
>tfw my levels are still higher than all of these dudes.

Does this mean I made it guys?
...does this mean i made it?

The thing that surprised me most is that you'll have aggressive thoughts pop up more.

After I started working out, I was struck by how minor annoyances sometimes made me want to turn violent. For example, this guy in front of me is walking way too slowly and I can't get passed him, I want to smash his face.

You learn to deal with it though.

Late 40's oldfag here. Natty 680 ng/dl reporting in. Hoe Lee Fuc, they really are soyboys. How do we fix the millenial low T problem?

Fucking women is for fags

Cut down on the beer, drink wine instead. Look for wine without sulfites added.

> Drink deep now user... that's a good girl

No I don't. Are you denying that winning in competition raises test level because I can direct you to peer review articles that state that it does if you would like?

Unironically yes.

but don't those very high test men like feminine men? so it basically just translates into they fuck virtually anything that looks somewhat like a woman because of a high sex drive?

have to do some research in this..

500mg test-e/wk should do the trick

Stuff a dildo into your cunt and then ask yourself if your a man

I want to check my levels but I am afraid of being a soy boy with test levels in the range of 200-300 I don't know how I would deal with it.

I am also afraid that my physician thinks I am asking because I am in steroids or something. I have 16.5 arms i am almost positive she would assume that.

>inject test
>damage your testicles
>become infertile
Good idea, goy.

Where is the fucking link?

What is HCG retard

Probably I am not sure.
I am not sure of what I said before too, but I think I read that some place

>16.5 arms
Do u live next to a nuclear plant?

CWC is that you?

>female doctor

i really hope you are trolling

super male vitality obviously

As a millennial with normal T levels, I feel completely alienated from most my male peers (big city, STEM). They can't tolerate dark humour, they don't want to go to the gym, they are push-overs in their relationships, they back away when confronted by assholes (e.g. a drunk guy harassed one of them and I had to intervene), leftists, no ambition... Its like sailing half way across the Atlantic in a viking ship, and then Henrik starts complaining about the cold... no will to conquer. No drive for mastery. What's the point of living if you are some kind of dysfunctional atavistic remnant, like those hair balls that people grow on their tailbones sometimes.

Do you have %30 bf? Because if you do i don't think she would think your are on dat creatine

>inject one hormone to fix the problem caused by another

>soy boy with test levels in the range of 200-300
>16.5 arms
Unless that's mostly fat I doubt it. Just tell your doc you're lacking motivation and your libido sucks.

pic

Not an argument

cant right now, too busy sperging about how even at my lowest my T levels beat both NPR and buzzfeed.

bigger question- does anyone have T levels from any other website? how fucked is washington post? Would be interesting to compare with fox or breitbart.

no, i lift
And mind it's contracted, relaxed it's around 15

I am not trolling.
What's the problem? it's 2017

Which men?

No. I am at around 15pc probably. And I weight 172

i got a big dick, does it mean I got big T levels ?

>have to do some research in this..
You are making me deeply concerned there...

>the numale smile

Every time.

>inject chemicals goy, it's completely safe
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26530366
>This chapter is focused on human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), a hormone with a variety of functions and widely used as a tumor biomarker in selected tumors. Indeed, hCG is expressed by both trophoblastic and non-trophoblastic human malignancies and plays a role in cell transformation, angiogenesis, metastatization, and immune escape, all process central to cancer progression.

not necessarily, it means when you where a fetus, you, and/or your mom had high levels

of course, how could i forgot i was 2017, my bad