Germany demands you to hand over all cookies!

Germany demands you to hand over all cookies!

Wir schaffen das!

FIRST THE COOKIES! THEN THE JEWS!

Is there refugee gangrape porn starring laura?

No but i will be forced to comvert soon if Merkel keeps up her good work.

Laura in summer dress is the cutest thing ever.

Why are you typing like a retard?

Because he is a retard.

I guess the syrian rape mobs would be all over her.

english is not my first language, still learning the ropes. or are u talking about the shortcuts?

this is a image board. If you want to post 'lol' post some image. Also no XDDDD roflcopter please.

It's fine, looks like she's got one of those "don't rape me" bracelets.

Both.
And don't use shortcuts. It makes you look stupid.

You can have them. I'll keep the real food.

I denke Laura wäre gutes Material für Gruppenvergewaltigungen. Ein Bisschen mehr Teolerant ihrerseit wäre angebracht um diese Flüchtlinge glücklich zu machen.

You tried too hard.

OK DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

just messing a bit ;)

Yes he should post it in the drawfag thread.

We should beat japan and be the first to draw refugee porn.

>vlc
>Sup Forums
>/s4s/
Good thread.

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No need to hurry then...
As long as Japan accepts like two refugees a year, they surely won't do it soon.

because japan does not need any more subway molesters?

that's not a cookie, its a senbei, which is a rice cracker

Keine Keksen für Sie!

they tricked me

>Keine Kekse für sie!

s'il vous plaît

Surely you will need some juice to go with those cookies?

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France get out!

Welcome to IS fanbase.

It's cute how those teen sluts think they have a chance.

IS missed the chance to introduce pilots from the weirdest countries.

What?

Ich will ihre Kartoffel schälen, wenn ihr versteht was ich meine.

I would gladly offer her my cookies.

I can't decide if I want to fuck France or Japan the most.

Does her cookie have an eye patch too?

>France
Not even once.

>He wouldn't a Charlotte
Look at him and laugh

If you can break the blockade- come get them

Here's the updated one.

They seem to be mainly based off of WW2 countries. America only gets mentioned like 3 or 4 times, and Italy was only introduced in Vol10.

>Japan
You mean onee-san right?

Fine, but I want 5 minutes with Minna.

I'll think of something to do with the other 4 minutes, 45 seconds.

>You'll never go on a date with Minna which ends with the most elegant, passionate sex you can imagine
Why bother waking up in the mornings?

>implying anons wake up in the morning

>Clasping hand with little brother
L-lewd

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Cause i'm waking up to Minna. Only the sex is missing. ;_;

I want to lick lauras golden eye.

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they're in the oven

I#d still lick it. hold still babe.

>Germany

I'm truly sorry guys.

Why does Merkel hate Germany?
And why did this thread turn into /pol?

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Don't forget Canada.
please

There are no Canadians in IS.

Image of Laura in Burka?

Non-meme answer:
Merkel doesn't have much of a choice. The law is pretty clear that the refugees have to be accepted. She's been working ever since last year on making the rules stricter and declaring more countries safe. She isn't pro-immigrants in the least.
I am not a Merkel fan by any means. In fact, I find her politics irresponsible and highly damaging. But for different reasons.

Just don't forget about Canada.

Tetsuo please.

thats bullshit. If she wants she can change that over night.

See Austria for example. A local major was able to veto against refugee camps so the changed the law over night so they can bless every village with refugees.

We now have villages with like 500 native people and 2000 refugees.

>If she wants she can change that over night.
Not without losing her job - which is the one thing she cares about the most.

The whole situation reminds me a bit of '33. Everybody is so afraid of the AfD that they are changing their politics more and more and allying with each other and turning indistinguishable (and thus losing more votes). The media keep making up stupid lies about the AfD that only end up driving more people towards them. The worst thing is that if they actually reported on some of the things that the AfD actually wants to do (increase taxes for low incomes, lower taxes for high incomes), and if they weren't so completely unreliable, they might actually have some success.

Last I checked, Austria is not under German jurisdiction.

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Go suck Turk dick

I want art of said act.

I propose a system of appeasement.
You can have some of the cookies if I can feed them to you.

No cookies for you, Germany has a 40%+ obesity rate, among the highest in Europe.

How about died cookies?

Why is Istanbul not Constantinople?

I don't want her to died, she's cute.

Because it's Istanbul not Constantinople.

So if you date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

Did you oversleep a few centuries?

Laura gangraped by refugees. This is some nightmare fuel right here...

Why did Constantinople get the works?

It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Japanese people need to change the way they think of germans.
Germans aren't the strong white nationalist follower anymore.

Make laura brown with a big nose

Is Laura the most popular german character?

Pfft, not even top 15.

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Isn't she only like 1/4 German?

More German than most actual Germans.

Laura is better

Best girl.

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Ja und danach Verwaltigung. Stimmt?

BEST NAZI

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That's the least silly part of those lyrics. Sometimes I wonder what those guys were smoking at the time.

It is supposed to be based on German wedding vows I heard. They also did a version in English which sounded really bad.

Germany loves baking