If the jews' source of power is that they pass as white, why don't we do the same and pretend we're jewish?

If the jews' source of power is that they pass as white, why don't we do the same and pretend we're jewish?

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Jews can smell a non-Jew from miles away. What else could those beaks be for?

their source of power is their high IQ

who the fuck wants to be jewish??

"men" amirite
true men need a strong leadership telling them what to do

>why don't we do the same and pretend we're jewish?
You cant out jew a jew.

It's true, I'm quarter jew and have tested the waters, Not accepted.

Why bother? Once a jew is outed they lose their power and they barely can fight back.

Their strength was finding downtrodden people to do their bidding for cash (antifa, bamn, bolsheviks, etc...) so if you have and advantage, take it otherwise the horde comes along in defense.

Why wouldn't you want to be jewish? You have a way better chance of getting into an elite university if you're a jew then any other race.

>their source of power is their high IQ
This is a bad meme. Pls stop spreading it.

>t. goy

Do it; only if you're barely passable.

>be me
> a few years ago starting grad school
> overweight problem glasses wearing turbo cunt giving a talk about white privileged "persons" to incoming gradstudents
>holyshitiamoneofabout20whiteymcwhitersonsinthistalkforstemgradstudents.gif
>feminazi singles me out during the Q&A about how to check privilege
>itonlikedonkeykong.webm
> I tell her I don't have to check my privilege because of the 26 million
>she is confused and asks me my full name
>I give it to her. It is a proper Anglo name
>she is confused and pushes the issue further
>I tell her around 36 million of my people died in WW2 because of Nazis
>she tells me that's not possible
>I respond that Jewish BIOLOGICAL ethnicity is passed from the mother just like ISLAM is passed from the mother to children
>she pauses
>I ask her if she denies that 45 million Jews died, and over 25 million LGBTQ people died because of the Nazis
>fatbitchblankface.jpg
>I inform her that she should check her privilege because unlike Jews, Muslims, and members of the LGBTQ community, white women have not been systematically exterminated like 60 million Jews were in WW2
>She cannot respond because I "won" the oppression Olympics, Campus PD jumps up to take over and give his talk about the title IX mandated rape phones located on the campus

I called my dad that night and we had a good laugh.

There have been writers and artists who faked being Jewish, then became millionaires. When discovered, Jews literally sued them for "faking being jewish", implying they wouldn't have bought and promoted their works otherwise.

However, it is not easy faking being a Jew, specially nowadays that it is easy to find out who were your parents. Succesful fake Jews got around this by claiming that their birth documents got destroyed during WWII. Another problem is that Jews are so inbred that it is hard to pass as one if you lack their racial traits.

There is also the problem that you really must be familiar with Jewish culture to avoid being exposed. For example, they will suspect if you do not have a Mezuzah at home.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah

Shibboleths are also a thing:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibboleth

The hardest thing to fake, though, is the darkness in their souls. Jews are Armenoids, which are evil and sadist beyond what we qualify as human. They will instantly notice if you feel uneasiness when comfy talking about their batshit insane ideology.

If you sell your soul to the devil to become a Jew, the devil will make you insanely rich, but also curse you and your family with the curse of the Jews.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ps878xivyoM
This is a great redpill the guy who filmed his encounter with the kike is now Running IE.

Good post. I lol'd.

Better link
youtube.com/watch?v=IQgzldZDH2U

I'm just trying to promote diversity goy. I-it's our greatest strength!

this guy holds court right in the street haha

Oh boy do I have a story
>be me a few years ago in high school
>some girls are doing a presentation on "alternate genders"
>me and my friends are sitting in the back discussing our disgust
>pass a note to one guy that says "Hitler should have won"
>have a laugh about it
>next day
>teacher sends out an email
>he found the note
>he's Jewish
>wants to know who did it
>I realize that he knows where I sit and my handwriting, and I'll be fucked if I don't act
>decide to apoligize
>write something about being sorry
>don't want to get in trouble
>add "as a Jew myself, I understand how offensive that was"
>send email
>get a response where the teacher accepts my apology
>never got in trouble
>have to spend the rest of the year pretending to be Jewish in that class

Did you bring matzah ball soup for lunch?

My name is Samuel beside not being a jew. I can get out of everything due to that it is astonishing. I litterally enjoy jewish privilege.

you are a fucking cuck

They have a high IQ but they are vastly outnumbered by millions of even higher-IQ whites.

I said schmuck and schmutz more often than I usually did and that seemed to work. The key is not to overdo it.

I guarantee you that if I didn't claim to be Jewish, I'd have been fucked. Jew privilege is real.

Says the Brazilian.

But I do

My fellow jews, we have to stop exploiting the goyim

I have brown hair, brown eyes and a huge nose along with a stereotypical New York accent. I pretend to be jewish all the time. People have literally told me I look Israeli if they guessed my ethnicity. I've gotten out of a speeding ticket by saying I was driving to meet with my grandfather in the hospital, a Holocaust survivor. I've gotten job offers by saying a few words in Yiddish during the interview. I've also been attacked as being a white male in university classes, and when I tell them I'm Jewish and I suffer more than them they ALL shut up. It's like a magic spell. I even had girls offer dates, even though I'm ugly. It's pretty funny.

whoa Jesus calm down with the anti-semitic remarks.

FUCKING GENIOUS

i just changed my name to scamstien

You're right fellow Jew. We should repent for our Jewish privilege.

That's a myth. Only very few of them pass and only because they've become masters of disguise.

That hershlag bitch = Changed her name to Natalie Portman and became a Hollyjew

Gerd Wilders = Colored his hair blonde and acts like he's dutch, trying to infiltrate polictics

That faggot Milo = Colored his hair blonde and got a nose job to infiltrate the alt right

That whore Gal Gadot = Changed her name from Greenstein to appear less kike-ish and became a Hollyjew

That whore Scarlett Johansen = Got a nose job and changes hair colors and became a Hollyjew

Those are just a few examples, but overtly Jews can't really disguise themselves that well. You can always recognize them by the nose, eyes, hair or their sickly looking skin.

Glad you did. Throughout my grad education I did similar things (while always increasing the number of Jews killed in WW2 to rediculous numbers and I was never corrected btw), and these "diversity specialists" never batted and eye.

We can't do it while holding a straight face and making "Oy vey! My asthma!" jokes.
Also, all euros have to get circumcised to pass.

Not true. A friend of mind pretends to be a Jew in order to get jobs. Just act neurotic and memorize their holidays, act a little nerdy too. It works.

So true! vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=uGkLjfPWqeI

because Jews have nothing to destroy or subvert. they are just parasites that have latched on to white societies. the effect would not be the same

yes. back in highschool i told administration i was jewish, so every time i was sent to the office for "anti-semitism" or denying the holocaust in class they could do absolutely nothing

it was actually so fucking retarded

>26 million
>36 million
>45 million
>60 million

>"Do you deny it?!"

It's the network you've been raised into, not simply the fact you're jewish.

plus you can just have white people fight your wars for you:
youtu.be/uiO_ZT5bSqk

Oh yeah, she was BTFO that day.

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you'd have to grow a dick first