My name is Chef Boyardee, and I'm a retired Chef, Conagra Brands.
My field of study is pasta
I'm here to share knowledge with you that our government is hiding. Why now?
1) My wife is nonexistent
2) I'm very hungry
3) I have living children
With nothing to lose, I'll tell you now that spaghetti is in fact not only possible, but being used by our government, to change events in our timeline.
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Spaghetti is like a ripple effect, like water, with multiple timelines continuously crashing into each other, but in different frequencies.
Spaghetti has found a way to open a portal at the exact time when to waves crash on top of each other, therefore both points in time are aligned.
At this point, Chefs and Customers cross over, sometimes to 20 years ago, sometimes to 200 years ago, and at times into the future.
The Spaghetti is good for 10-15 minutes, but the persons crossing report being gone for weeks, sometimes months.
These explorers enter and return to report what timeline it is, since the timelines are random, and we can't yet predict the timelines.
A board of Spaghetti executives decide what changes could benefit us, and a decision is made whether or not to make changes to our timeline.
Most of the Spaghetti is to retrieve information, resources, assets, etc.
If you have been feeling that our Spaghetti has shifted several times already in the past year or two, it has, for various reasons, one of which was to prevent a major major major Spaghetti attack on the U.S. with mass casualties with 5 diffrent pastas
