Just a few moments ago, special prosecutor Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the soon to be former presidential candidate committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from should be President Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference, Mueller teary eyed said it's his recommendation that the department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, has drastic consequences and that he be detained at Gitmo a prison Trump has proposed to keep open
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, and his campaign actively called on Russian agents to commit crimes against his rival, including hacking her emails. This will be a day that lives in infamy"
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs" Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "Donald Trump has got to go" could be heard from outside the White House.
Paul Ryan has apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress and subsequently passed out to the applause of his congressional colleges .
The White House has not responded to requests for comment, but sources have said it is in chaos and furniture is being thrown.
I know 4/pol/ has declined to the point that this shit needs to be explained, but it's a copypasta for driving up libtards' hopes and expectations. It's just not a very good one. Get rid of the last two sentences.
Dominic Fisher
And get rid of the Gitmo shit.
Jack Ortiz
Holy ducking this is the biggest load of shit I have ever read kill yourself
Grayson Thompson
Indictment is timed to coincide with Nov. 4 antifa protests. Don't take the bait
I told you libtards it was Manafort!!! Get ready for the Pedosta next!!!
Jacob Williams
How did russia hack the election again?
Ethan Perry
They didn't. Fusion GPS is linked to the dirty dems and Manafort. Libs can't figure out why this is bad yet....
Dylan Wood
...
Nathaniel Rogers
You wish.
Jonathan Powell
Dense? You not only made all of this up, I’ve seen in spammed in multiple threads for the last 3 weeks. Sage in all fields, and go kill yourself.
Alexander Wilson
Meme flags need to be banned
Lincoln Howard
Manafort has nothing to do with fusion gps or democrats. Keep grasping though.
Owen Evans
Uh yeah either that or they realize the actual truth of reality, which is that the FBI will never go after Podestas even if Manafort squeals and provides all evidence.
You guys think this will lead to Podestas. Yeah. Okay. I'll believe it when it happens. (It's not happening.)
So Trump as the head of the military can still have Muller arrested under military law and executed after his swift trial.
They want a war they'll have it. Helicopter Rides Everywhere.
Wyatt Hernandez
Wtf? He literally funneled $2.2 million to the Podesta group illegally. It doesn’t get more Dem than Podesta.
Sure, maybe Podesta won’t be arrested but you cannot even try to argue as if Manafort didn’t spend his entire career working with Democrats. I guarantee Podesta is waking up a little nervous today.
Luke Morgan
Fucking hell, Shareblue interns really scraping the bottom of the barrel.