Hiro is asking for input from boards about how they specifically should be moderated and what improvements can be made.
Mods please don't be retarded and delete this; read the /qa/ thread.
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More people need to see that Hiro is ready for change.
Shoot yourself.
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
General need to fuck off.
thread over.
Sudoku. Five star difficulty. Now.
Fuck off.
What more is there to discuss
Neck yourself
Hang yourself
Discussion is over fuck off
Ain't nobody gonna touch mah JoJo's.
Friendly reminder to use sage so this trash doesn't remain on the first page.
Kill yourself
There is no need for another thread, Hiroyuki will read the archived ones sooner or later.
Fuck off
Remove generals.
DJT, Buyfag, Drawthreads, Sad panda, etc. can stay for now because muh culture.
Fucking give us board-specific mods AND vet them somehow.
>generals
go away
I just wanted to make one before the guy who has been making them did desu.
>all this anal devastation
Perfect example of how mods doesn't give a fuck. Just delete these fucking threads already.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Will you fuck off already?
I think it is time.
he just wash his hands saying it's not his problem
Loli welcome too
Graveyard is perfect for rape. Let us think of reasons
1. Unprotected women. If a woman is widow, her husband cannot protect. Zombie cannot come home early from work to see his wife fucked
2. Everyone sad. If a man in the graveyard catch you raping a woman, he doesn't care. He come to cry his son died in Muslim shooting. He isn't strong to fight
3. No attention for a crying woman in graveyard, people will assume she visit dead friend
4. In French Church people too busy watch your friend muslim behead the priest to catch you raping
5. If you wipe your cum onto a gravestone, police will assume that it was the semen of a man masturbate for his dead wife, and won't check for DNA
6. Graveyard is usually foggy
7. Graveyard has the sound of crows CAWW CAAWWWW to cover the screams
8. If you rape in a graveyard where rapist is buried people blame the ghost
9. In Germany especially, everyone is old and therefore, many graves for old people so many places to hide to escape
I will say that WORLD WAR MEMORIAL GRAVE is the worst for a raping. Because, it is full of tourist, who don't care and will fight, and it has less space between graves for a nice rape due to all the russian soldier who die from rush in tactic of 1 million slav charge.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
Time for what?
I've got a suggestion:
Filter "kill yourself" and "kys" to "ganbatte" or something.
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To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for four years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F 'about tree fiddy' was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.
Repeating digits.
your average jojobro would destroy any user here at arm wrestling
Grow a pair.
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FUCK
No, filter "kys" to "I'm underage"
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This, then ban
>this is how cancerous the jojo general is
Goddamn.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and i will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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There's no fixing a chaotic, anonymous den of teenagers and manchildren that grows over time to become even harder to grasp
That's the nature of this site and why it's become this
Oh fugg ids shidbosting diem. cheg emm:DDD
>a child is here spamming because he can't ignore threads he doesn't like
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caguenlo a negativos muchachos
But can you ignore these Numbers?
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most of these threads are just people asking hiro to delete threads about anime they dont like.
Sup Forums is already doomed and full of faggots like Sup Forums
there's no hope. for it.
we need to make a make retro Sup Forums
to post pre 2000 stuff only , just like /vr/
is the only way.
>kill yourself
If anyone belongs on Sup Forums it's you for using that meme spouted only by edgy 14 year old twats. Go away you're not welcome here you lil child. Lil babby probably gonna cry when he sees this and try to fight back with some other lame post cause you're nothing but a poopoopeepee diaper baby, mmmmmyeah baby need a diaper change huh? Don't worry baby daddy will change diaper for you just don't pee on me~
Fuck off this is only getting redundant now. Hiro-tan can read the other threads in a few months when he gets around to it.
Kill yourself
Kill yourself.
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No u
Bakabaka
checked
Idubbz roasted the FUCK out of leafy.
#nochin
Can't wait to see Leafy's response.
we dont love anymore
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself
>Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
Okay, I won't
Don't post on my 4 or his chan ever again.
We managed to make a /s4s/ thread that the mods cant delete. We made it reddit.
All we achieved today is proving again that Sup Forums can't ever agree on anything.
finish thyself
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
Dude, he's not gonna read anything. Nothing will change, and he won't post again until the end of the year.
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Seven Eight Nine?
WHAT THE FUCK
Kill yourselves.
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Quote walls are bannable.
Live anons, LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>3 (You)s
I'll take it
nice dubs
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Alright mods its time to end this.
Just like that 5
me on the left
>off by one
silly user
Some dickydoo stole it in the same second, hardly my fault. I'll get it back some day. Maybe not today.
Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex but somehow kept alive for fifty thousand years. Then, after they've been tormented a hundred steps beyond insanity, tortured past self-mutilation and cannibalism, somebody drops off a perfectly-cooked steak shaped exactly like a naked woman. If you could then capture the sound of them fucking and tearing her to shreds and broadcast it into the center of your skull at 50,000 watts, it would still sound absolutely fucking nothing like me fapping to anime porns on a Saturday night.
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please allow project threads so we can have some sense of community and accomplishment
even if the projects are doomed to fail, it at least gives us something to do, something to work with and something to look forwards to
having people come together and try build things together is a wonderful thing
MODS
If dubs or 8 moot is actually dead
Kill yourself.
>General - Part 5
Holy shit, fuck off already.
Guys it's over, everyone can go into their general now.
SDOM