Poland named as one of the best destinations in the world to visit in 2018

Come home hwhite man.

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because no muslims
please come visit and spend shekels on tourism
thank you

>oh look it's one of those Polan is so based threads again - posted by a Pole

Oh, i would love to come home alright, you clay stealing slav shit.

Jews want to make a VR tour of Aushwitz. Our holocaust business will get fucked forever. Muh Shekels!

my grandpa offered to take me. but i had to pay and he has millions so fuck him. he weeps when i tell him about how jews are evil.


what do

who are you fooling ?
you have no army

>slavs
>white

we will sue them for copyrights infringement
there can be only one kekshwitz
pay WW2 reparations or get raped by ahmed
LOL JK
do both

Give Berlin back.

>Come home hwhite man.
Ostsiedlung 2017 now, Danzig wird wieder deutsch!

Don't forget to buy yourself a Jew for luck. Painting or a figurine.

> 3. Julian Alps, Slovenia
Same goes for Slovenia. No surprise here.

"French" army

German army

jew is for shekels
for luck is horseshoe

Silly me.
Do you prefer funny Jews or serious Jews on your paintings?

I do not own jew painting or figurine, but if I did, I would have the jewiest looking jew painting

Is it true that Kantor means money exchange in Poland??

>Jews want to make a VR tour of Aushwitz.
Are you telling me that I will be able to throw kikes into the oven?

yes

>white men in black uniforms marching with the koniggratzer march

I mean why cant you go back to this?

I'd get the funny one. Serious or not their magic still works.

But kantorek is the janitors room.

my father has a Jew painting.

Is he rich?

>deliberately inviting people to your country
fuck is wrong with you

10/10 Goy

not really. middle-middle class.

>The fact you've obsessivley collected dozens, if not hundreds of images portraying Western Europe in a negative light only furthers our point. Your obsession comes from your own insecurity. Nobody bothers collecting negative photos about Poland, althogh with the amount of economic deprivation it would be very easy to do so

>The Pole, realising due to his own nature his country can never be on the same cultural or economic level as the West, lashes out in obsessive attacks against those he claims to hate yet really longs to be. Just like the psychotic Pole in this thread, fantasizing over building a border wall between him and Western Europe, yet in reality the Pole wants nothing more than to be seen as Western European

We need that money to fund socialism. Dp you think paying poles to have kids is cheap?

why, does it mean soemthing funny in your native language?

>The Pole, realising due to his own nature his country can never be on the same cultural or economic level as the West

Nigga, they declared us a Developed country 2 months ago.
Prepare for investors no longer investing in eastern Poland.

Forgot this. Pic related

That reminds me, I need to get my basement toilet fixed

Poland will be flooded with niggers and muslims like the rest of Europe, just give it time

>Nigga, they declared us a Developed country 2 months ago.
arbitrary, artificial benchmark doesn't mean shit, Czechia is more developed than Poorland

It's a shame that the ancient art of telling jewish jokes is dying out in Poland. The west is afraid to joke about jews since forever.

well yeah, Jankiel is famous jew cymbal player
kikes were pretty much poorfags, thieves and all sort of crooks at the time

It means that we will receive less gibs you mongoloid. This is bad!

Too expensive to fly to Poland from LAX.

The (((west))) literally created a joke out of Poles.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_joke

And accountants.

>Oh, i would love to come home alright
What stops you? Flights to Turkey aren't all that expensive.

Considered it, but going to Germanistan and Austria instead for next trip. Next time Polish bros.

it was necessary to switch our propaganda status from victims of german barbarians to being commie barbarians, because germs had marshall plan that jews could exploit

This coming from a chink.

god DAMN does it feel good being Polish

The picture does show the current german army.

Reality about Poorland:
>70% of exports from Poland is created by foreign owned firms
>25% of those exports go to Germany
>80% go to EU
>60% go to the Eurozone
>Productivity growth in Poland is slowing
>Most foreign investments go to former german lands
>Public debt is growing as in the rest of Europe
>Poland is dying out, one of the lowest fertility rates

so those are the guys who took broomsticks to NATO exercises because noguns?

reality about you:
>cuck

how is being a cuck related to economic facts?

>facts
let me guess, Gazeta Wyborcza or TVN were your sources?

Do you own a oven?

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I'm always shocked when I see Polish commie fags.

Why are you promoting immigration retard?

why naked asses in german uniforms?
is this some sort of faggot army?

what would indicate that? Except the fact that you're a degenerate fag

Also no one will go to Poland

I am degenerate because of your say-so?
try harder faget

they will, because it's cheap

answer - why did you assume I took those data from the media you mentioned? Is it because you're an empty loudmouth without any knowledge about politics and economics?

no, because you are a faggot who shits on his own country for reasons unknown to mentally healthy people
go vote .N

so rather than responding to the content of my posts, you reinterpret what I write as "shitting" on country, as opposed to constructive criticism and providing facts. You only show how actually Western imagination won in Europe, because you can't live with the notion that Poland is a periphery, but you must think that Poland is on par with the West, because those are the countries you can only respect. So if you accepted the facts I provide, you would turn into a Poland-hater, because you see no value in Poland other than Poland having Western traits

it is shitting, and now you keep bullshitting to justify original shitting

"It used to be mine therefore it should be mine again NOW!"
Sure, And Britain should belong to the Romans too, right?

if Poland gets our Commonwealth clay + Sorbian lands we are ok with that

Funny thing is you have no idea on what is going on in the world and you post some random graphs from german owned media without even basic knowledge on meaning of this indicators.

Sure GDP is important factor but its not showing everything what is going on in the economy therefore its worthless.

Lets take for example russia, their GDP is growing but guess what, they are expected to collapse in about 1 year. Their economy is based on oil/gas they have no industry. Due to many factors their economy is going down fast, they already used up all their reserves and in order to hide it they started selling their Oil companies.
If you look at western think tanks you will see that the only quesiton is how soon will they collapse.

About EU/Germany its the same. The EU died in 2008, what media tells about brexit is an utter lie, they didn't leave because of the immigrants and the refugees. German economy is based on export, its reaching 50% of their GDP, they are vampires who killed any type of enterprise and competition in any EU country but they didn't think of the consequences. Lets look at for example Greece, their economy won't stand up for at least 1 generation, noone is willing to pay their debt. its 9 years since crisis and EU didn't even found a solution to debt thing. Long story short, its just a matter of time when 1 of the "important" countries collapse/go bancrupt, the whole EU will go down and Germany and few other countries will turn into 3rd world country. (By important it doesnt mean their gdp etc but countries who purchased most of the bonds aka Germany/France/Spain/Netherland and i think Italy)

Long story short... Think for yourself, there is a reason why Polish Gov decided overnight to take another 1 mil of Ukrainians and they know industry will demand 5 mil of them until 2030

Went there a few years back, brought back a woman.

Cheers.

>if Poland gets our Commonwealth clay
Poles are a post-imperial nation, with little successes ever since, and they want to believe that they're this old 17. century country, because then they had successes

Poland has little scientific and economic successes, and they want to feel important by pretending they dominate the East, like in the 17. century, and they have to pick up on Ukraine to feel stronk and pretend they're influential elsewhere, like Germany, UK and such

The truth is that of course Ukraine, Belarus ddon't give a fuck about Pooland, because others are stronger

"Thanks to the generosity of Polish Catholics it has been possible to help refugees from Sudan, Nigeria, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Iraq. Polish bishops, from 2009, have organised collections in their dioceses in aid of refugees, which are available not only to Christians. Gratitude is owed to Catholics in Poland for having raised, in 2014 alone, more than 5 million zloty (1.2 million Euros) for refugees. Caritas in Poland currently assists more than 3000 people annually, from Africa, Eastern Europe and elsewhere."
press.vatican.va/content/salastampa/en/bollettino/pubblico/2016/07/23/160723a.html

The reality is that the land has been fought over for 1000 years. Germany, Prussia, Russia, the cucks in the north, etc.

Borders are earned, they do not rightfully belong to anyone. If they cannot be defended, whether by army, coin, or treaty, then you lose your land. Simple as that.

>the whole EU will go down and Germany and few other countries will turn into 3rd world country
including Poland which is developing since 966 thx to Western capital

>hurr Poland time is over because Ziemkiewicz/Korwin told me so and now I am 3 smart 5 you
absolutely plebeian, go suck western cock outside of my country

The sad thing is that Poles used to co-control vast areas that stretched from some shithole of a kingdom, to Smolensk, not very far away from Moscow. Once Poles lost ""their"" empire, the memory stayed, but the reality changed, but memory can distort your sense of proportions, humility and a sober judgement on reality and your current vices

So polacks wander around this forum bragging about how horse riding nobility fought somebody hundreds of years ago, and they project it to contemporary times, which makes them feel strong and on par with Western Europe

So Poles are constantly reliving their history by pretending they're one step away from creating this new, alternative to the West, stronk country like in the 17. century. History and culture allows you to escape contemporary reality and you can identify with some noble from popular literature. This is kind of the same mechanism that one could get familiar with, if one visited Vienna. The city was developed in imperial times, and makes the impression that this country must be a prestigious empire, but in reality Austria is even smaller than a shithole Poland

Poles must relive the imperial fairy tales, because they've lost the christian faith, and if they didn't project history onto contemporary times, they would get bored, broken and depressed

I'd like to visit Poland, but I don't want the based polacks to treat me like shit because I'm a burger.

No, no no and no.
Go live in Germany if you love it so much.

You didn't understand a word of what i said, German and partialy french capital is that big for one simple reason. Germany Controled EU is killing all the enterprise in other eu countries and its manipulating Euro value so their shit is the most competitive + their biggest companies were in decades long collusion. google about it.

Just read about origins of crisis in Greece, in Italy, in Spain, in UK. The whole industry of uk was dismantled.

if you act like burger you will get treaten like burger
act decent
>Poles must relive the imperial fairy tales, because they've lost the christian faith
>pic related is legally King of Poland
>Różaniec do Granic happened
>Marsz Niepodleglosci 2017 title: My Chcemy Boga (We Want God)
just because you are fedora weakass faget does not make Poland not Catholic
I was in Church yesterday, it was full, young, old, male, female, all across society
take your shit elsewhere

oh yeah you are that one shill who keeps posting this retarded pastas.... go fuck yourself pleb
do you even speak Polish?

-----------------------------> Karachan retards this way

My heritage is Polish and my wife is half Polish. Seriously considering planning a trip there next year. Where should visit? What are the best months?...and is it really as white as they say?

Go visit. Poles love Americans and American culture. It is easy getting around there even if you don't speak Polish because most Poles speak English. (In the cities at least, bring a translation book for the countryside and you'll be fine)

Poland is a shithole, why would anyone travel there?

>is it really as white as they say?
whiter
you will need shades
go for classics: Tatry Mountains, Kraków, Warszawa
if you prefer nature we may interest you in many of our awesome national parks, like Jura Krakowsko-Częstochowska, or semi-famous Białowieża forest

Karpacz/Szklarska Poręba in the mountains?
We have the sea, mountains, great lakes, deep forests etc. Choose wisely.

Everyone knows about Zakopane in Tatry but we have less crouded places in other mountain ranges.

I live in Warsaw, where the odds for seeing foreigners are the highest, and i rarely see blacks and asians often, since a lot of them work in the business district(Mordor)

Someone posted this vid yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=mnvab8FQgBY
It shows basicly the most popular tourist destinations worth visiting but personally i would add Zakopane to the list -
> see pic

Best months, hmm hard to say xD the best is summer ofc :p but i guess it depends on person :p or i will put it this way :D Most of Poles go North to the seaside during Summer and they go south to the mountains in the winter :D

don't come here, we're poor, alcoholic and violent

I'm hoping to be living there and speak conversational Polish 2 years from now.

Cool :)
I'm not gonna lie xD i admire people who are willing to try to learn polish xD Its quite difficult to learn :)

>tfwCanadian of polish descent
>tfw visiting polish relatives in a few months

comfy as fuck

>Canada
Inb4 >Italy

Nothing more prominent, than polak lies followed by animalistic agression.

Adolf Hitler 1939

>German and partialy french capital is that big for one simple reason. Germany Controled EU is killing all the enterprise in other eu countries and its manipulating Euro value so their shit is the most competitive + their biggest companies were in decades long collusion
I know all this, but I also know that Germony created its industrial base in the period between 1860s-1930s, and this is the reason their capital is so big, Euro crisis is only a nuance here

>oh yeah you are that one shill who keeps posting this retarded pastas.... go fuck yourself pleb
>do you even speak Polish?
wysiliłem się, przygotowałem ładne grafiki i dobre pasty, które sprowadzają polaczków na ziemię, a ty mię zarzucasz, że ja po polsku nie gadam...

You are perfect example of brainless chav who knows shit and thinks his knowledge from watching TV is worth anything.

There is NOT A SINGLE archeological dig site in eastern germany that would confirm ancient germans living there. This lands used to be Polish for milleniums.

On the other hand uk is not british because its a rightful Danish Clay, your little shithole wouldnt even be a nation if only Danish king wouldnt found it.

zarówno twe grafiki, posty, jak i twa osoba są warte gówno, szambo, ekskrementy
Opuść tę ziemię

>Krautposting

My mom is polish and so were her parents. Because of the war, she got a UK passport. What are the chances I can establish that I have ties to Poland such that I can get a residence permit?

>Come home hwhite man.
Chyba za długo w słońce patrzyłes...

Do not listen to OP, we are in fact currently full, please try Czech or Slovakia instead.