Brit/mlpol/ - Fuck ponies edition

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> British 'implacable' in support for Gibraltar – Johnson
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> Gibraltar angered by Spain's EU 'veto'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39453535

> EU offers pre-Brexit trade talks, tough on transition
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-guidelines-idUKKBN1720S9

> The invoking of Article 50 was necessarily cordial. What follows may not be
telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2017/03/29/invoking-article-50-necessarily-cordial-follows-may-not/

> Northern Ireland parties to resume talks to save devolved rule
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-nireland-idUKKBN1721S5

> It is done – Peter North Politics Blog
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> Britain needs to put banks and professional services at the heart of Brexit trade talks
uk.businessinsider.com/ing-reasons-why-brexit-talks-should-concentrate-on-services-during-trade-negotiations-2017-3

>The EU’s Brexit strategy, full text
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>60 million of pure Germans in Germany alone
No, Ivan. They were raped by the red army.

Not retarded, just curious.

So how would you determine who is a full blooded German?

I mean did all you Volga German's only breed with each other when you went to Russia?
and kept accurate records?
What is a -Pure German-?

>Fuck ponies edition
Oh shit, we're in trouble now.

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Owo, what's this? Are they bringing bread back?
>show about thieving scousers on the rob
Great comedy.

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>Obviously that you have no Jewish admixture or that of non-bordering areas

So which Jewish Genetic marker would you use to determine Jewishness?
When you decide that definition, even 0.01% Jewish would be rejected, right?

Ha. Can't see that happening. Some things are best left alone anyway. The state of British comedy today though. What are some good ones right now? Are there any?

Stick to the orange juice lads.

>Stick to the orange juice lads.

How am I gonna look after'em?
>I've got no Juice left!

youtu.be/RN11WpBDLwo

>0.01% Jewish would be rejected, right?
obviously. Being a part Jew means you have that nigge gene. And that means that some of your ancestors was degenerate enough to fuck a literal animal and procreate with it

Hitler only allowed part jews in to keep some people from big urban centres in. cases of mixing were not common and luckily most of them died fighting the Soviets and some fucked off to Israel
>rape results in pregnancy
>if ever happens that pregnancy is not terminated
Virgins out

>What are some good ones right now? Are there any?
NO.
Closest thing is that Harry Hill thing on ITV, see
youtu.be/2V3eYc1aXd0
at
7:28
and
16:44

Debating with you, the Aussie Yacht Paedo and the Scot-Israel-Nonce is like an illuminating Rainbow shining across my mental faculties.

>rape never results in pregnancy
hmm
>even if it does they'd just have abortions
hmm
>in the '40s
hmm
>under a government that desperately wanted to overlook Soviet crimes and increase natalism
hmm

what's there to debate? ethnic state and genetic pservation of the phenotype is no new or radical idea. I want the Germans in 2500 to resemble the Germans in 1900

But define the Jewish Ethinicty marker?
What are the Nigger Genes?

>rape results in pregnancy
>if ever happens that pregnancy is not terminated
So not one of the countless horrific rapes resulted in Pregnancy amongst your Pure Germanic women?

>Aww bless.
That's it.
Pony Bros please help Ivan
>Believe.

i'd settle for the germans today resembling the germans of 1900 2bh lad

hmm
youtu.be/1hH8jb_510w

t. Rasse von Untermenschen
Rape barely ever results in pregnancy and abortion was fucking popular back then. Post-war government couldn't force people to do shit, except for brainwashing

>What are some good ones right now? Are there any?

Miranda. My Family was a hoot too. There's probably more great ones now than ever before desu.

Pretty good. Wasn't that after his kid died? That whole thing was fucking retarded. They dragged that crap out for a fucking year. Posting Homeless Beale for a laugh.

Oh it's not new; It's old and stupid.

Face it; There is no "Pure Blood" German Genetically.

If there is then that's a damn small group; Even then you would have to define Genetically what you mean by
>Pure German

nigger genes are Sub-Saharan lineages obviously. Those are well defined by Priya Moorjani research actually
>So not one of the countless horrific rapes resulted in Pregnancy
I doubt that number was higher than 10. You know it's no brainer to wash that shit up

Gibralta is a McGuffin. Move on or spend the next two years sucking cock.

Prove it.
With a simple DNA test for your chosen people.

We will see who had abortions and who is Pure and who never "Got pregnant cos of Rape innit Blud Famm"

It's already defined. Austrian, Bavarian, Prussian, Schwabian, Palatine, Oldenburgian, Hessian or Saxon heritage. it's not excluvely Germanic and partially Celtic and Slavic in places. But that doesn't mean that niggers, meds, jews, Asians or spics should be allowed. You essentially lead to "we are all mixed, let da niggers in" argument

Exactly.
I always wanted Phil and Ian to be fucked up at the same time.
Like Hobo Ian + Crackhead Phil.
>Super Vigilante Team solving crime in some spin-off A-team style helping-people but living like Bottom, sort of show.

to prove what? You are asking me to disprove some meme that Anglo subhumans created in the first place

I guess My Family had some funny bits in the early years. Is that even still going? Miranda is the one where the fat bitch falls over. Never really gave it much of a chance tbf.

>Austrian, Bavarian, Prussian, Schwabian, Palatine, Oldenburgian, Hessian or Saxon heritage. it's not excluvely Germanic and partially Celtic and Slavic in places

That''s better.
Now my educated Volgan;

Which DNA markers identify these ethinicties?

>We need to do this to keep out the impure mongrels remember.

Well obviously as war raged, German Pure Blood women and indeed many women in the regions you have mentioned were raped by men of questionable and different Ethnicities.

We cannot trust they pure
You have already admitted that entry to your country will be based on DNA purity an analysis.

So why so afraid?

>That's before I mention East vs West Germany population divides.

The more correct question would be which proportion is common with each of those ethno-cultural groups

>Miranda
You have to be fucking kidding me, lad. I bet you like Mrs Brown's boys too.

I was being facetious senpai they're both fucking garbage. Literally hasn't been a good original series in about 15 year. Even if something starts good you can guarantee by the next season it'll be cucked to fuck for the degenerates and totally kill it. Every single time.

Are you advocating DNA tests. Fuck that. No one should give away something pure to them. Just think of all the crimes you might commit in the future and the fact that you have given the best possible evidence that you did it to the police. Might as well just book a room for HMP now.

Don't forget that South of Germany is entirely different ethnically to let's say former Prussia.
>rape fantasy
I don't know where you fucks get that idea in the first place. No one marched through Germany for a long time. It happens twice in the last century. The first time civil one and second time not so much. It's the same country genetically pre and post-1945.

How can you have comedy in an era when everything, and I mean that quite literally, is offensive to someone in one shape or another. Classics like Fawlty Towers would not be allowed today.

>Just think of all the crimes you might commit in the future
You planning on raping some little girls?

what to be afraid of, if you have the ethnic state defined by constitution. on top of that a nuclear one.

Ok, so, so far no-one can have Sub-Saharan Genes as defined by Priya Moorjani in your new country.
>Good.

But what about the Regions and Populations you defined:
>What are their unique Pure DNA markers?
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>I doubt that number was higher than 10. You know it's no brainer to wash that shit up

Wow. Genius levels of /pol. This is archived forever.

You plan on disseminating "hate speech" on twitter? :^)

What crimes would they solve though? It would probably always turn out that one of their relatives did it. Or maybe they could do a Memento style film where they go on a crack binge and have to piece together what happened.

Genuinely did think early My Family had its moments for a clean comedy, but went massively downhill. Was pretty much always garbage though, yeah. Just went from mediocre to genuinely awful. Redpill me on Miranda. What happens there apart from fat bitch falling over?

But how else will the Volgan create his Ethno-Pure paradise?

>Genius levels of /pol.
you are mentally ill socialist. fought talk for someone like. everything is simple - part kikes and non-Germans are repatriated. Meds, Southeastern and Poles are not allowed to visit the country for more than 10 days

Who is the worst Brit comedian right now? My vote goes to Russell Howard.

The Owen Jones of comedy

I might end up doing all sorts. Not really into rape but even shoplifters get caught through DNA. I am surprised that I have never been arrested considering my degeneracy but that how crime is.

Just have to be more subtle with the jokes I guess. Could probably be done if the writers were good enough.

The show would be a separate spinoff where they go around London compeltely fucked but helping people, but fuck that I want to see that Memento Brit flick now.

>You crazy fucker. make it happen.

If I had enough time i would splice the Ian and Phil episodes together.

Soviets occupied East Germany from 1945 to 1949, that's 4 years of Soviet rape, not being criminalised by Soviet authorities, Abortions being banned as counter revolutionary and "miscarriages" punished by being sent to Siberia.

>Indian shitskin doesn't want to go back
>Indian shitskin tries to argue that everyone is a mongrel

No such thing. It is stated that most people still have neanderthal in them. Impossible to have something pure. Plus purity is actually a weakness.

Ok you win.
>Well done

>Soviets occupied East Germany from 1945 to 1949, that's 4 years of Soviet rape
There was no rape in DDR. Rape happened during the war.
>not being criminalised by Soviet authorities, Abortions being banned as counter revolutionary and "miscarriages" punished by being sent to Siberia.
Source on that bullshit. I mean USSR had unconditionally legal abortions for all of its existence and never dared to ban those. They had a lot of crimes, but what you wrote is some memetier crap

Most overlooked comedy?
>Black Books
Comedy series that improved with each series and didn't get tiresome, but was stopped for obvious reasons?
>Father Ted

But
>Muh no rapes result in pregancy
>Muh small number
>Muh rape fantasies you rape fantasist, stop ruining my fantasies that make up for my lack of a strong masculine role model in me life.
>Muh ABortions were available at a time of War. Marie stopes was on every battlefield with er Coat Hangers.

Father Ted has set the benchmark for British (Irish?) sitcoms so high that I doubt it will ever be outshone

>There was no rape in DDR.
hmm
>Rape happened during the war.
Soviets directly occupied the area of Eastern Germany until 1949, when the DDR was founded. Until then they and their laws ruled there.
>Source on that bullshit. I mean USSR had unconditionally legal abortions for all of its existence and never dared to ban those. They had a lot of crimes, but what you wrote is some memetier crap
Please stop saying retarded things.
>1936-1955
>In 1936 the Soviet Union made abortion illegal again, stemming largely from Joseph Stalin’s worries about population growth. The law that outlawed abortion did not only do just that, but rather contained several different decrees. The official title of the law was, “Decree on the Prohibition of Abortions, the Improvement of Material Aid to Women in Childbirth, the Establishment of State Assistance to Parents of Large Families, and the Extension of the Network of Lying-in Homes, Nursery schools and Kindergartens, the Tightening-up of Criminal Punishment for the Non-payment of Alimony, and on Certain Modifications in Divorce Legislation.” All of this was part of Stalin’s initiative to encourage population growth, as well as place a stronger emphasis on the importance of the family unit to communism.

>PhoneShop
youtu.be/Dk8GI43syjA

>Monkey Dust
youtu.be/vEVJ_48YgTg
>Time Trumpet
>Ideal.

Got a title.
>Oi, Where's My Car?
Yeah, I'm bad at editing and shit like that.

>Sweeper
Cracked me up reading the review of that the other day.
>Israel flag on the cover.
MADMAN

WHY DO YOU HATE PONIES?

youtu.be/6zkL91LzCMc

>Until then they and their laws ruled there
Which they tried to make as decent and exemplary as possible for propaganda purposes and civil order. Stalin restriction didn't ban abortion, it removed anaesthesia from it. Very Catholic of them

As a United fan, this makes us love him even more.
The site with the reviews said it's a Trilogy of novels.
>KEK on the Flag. The sex scenes are GOLD

>Brucey Bonus.

>Portillo does not.
All aboard.

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Title:
>Nothing Left.

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You just have to believe and it can become true.

Reckon I might have to get them one day. I still can't believe he actually did that. Fucking nuts.

Title:
>Based in London

Anglos were all raped by the Dutch. Prove me wrong
See how that stupid shit works?

Why are there cartoon horses all over the board?

I think brit/pol needs more Bruce-Noir
>/ourBard.

Title:
>Based in London

>Remixed Eastenders Theme-Tune - Urban/Grime.

Ian,
Ian
IAN
where the fuck is my Pipe?

To make us realise the world doesn't have to be full of hate.

It's true.
books.google.co.uk/books?id=0ncHMZyJPsEC&pg=PA25&lpg=PA25&dq=glorious revolution rape&source=bl&ots=VBiFszSDlu&sig=TNs6c0_tNbuLcUhR69oDzKonSQI&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwib9O-mhIXTAhVHOMAKHUxtA5gQ6AEIGjAA

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PONIES ARE LOVE, PONIES ARE LIFE!

We don't really hate them, clopper. We just think friendship is gay normie-tier shit.

First scene. Flashback. Mitchell is ramming Beale's head down the school bog. Mitchell wakes up covered in his own jizz.
Phil: Ian, Ian, IAN! Where the fuck is my Pipe?

>normie
You can call MLP a lot of things but normie isn't one of them.

are these real?

Some top tier bullshit. Incredibly rare meme admixture from other Europeans that in already rare case of rape pregnancy got there doesn't change the case for the ethnic state at all.

That's fine i believe you.
Now for your chosen DNA tests to prove or disprove purity.

>Good Luck.

>old man had his car vandalized for being yellow, it was ruining 'the view'

uncivilized swines.

You bet your wife they're real:
thesetpieces.com/features/defender-steve-bruce-review/

If ever they are filmed they should say:
Starring:
>MIck McCarthy

I was meming on the fact you posted a statement with no proof as a method of indicating that our statements, with proof, are incorrect.

You lost, lad. You didn't even know the Soviet abortion law, yet you were acting as if you did. You're very full of yourself and should probably fuck off.

>Joos did it

fucking hell

i thought it was a piss take at first like the ladybird books for grown ups

>Ian
Phil, I don;t know. It;s gone. It;s all gone.

>Phil
Where's the coke
I SAID (Grabs Ian;s head) WHERES MY FUCKING MARCHING POWDER
Fuck, fuck,

>Ian
I swear, Phil, don't please, I mean we've got:
Nothing Left.

>Phil
Right, I guess we'll have to drive it
>Ian
Oh, Phil, no not again, I hate that fucker
>Phil
Look, we have to pick up Grant at Heathrow anyway, just need to get us some blow, a Ho and meet Joey Jo.
>Ian
Oh shit I've just cum. Again.
_They Leave to meet Jo.

Stalin didn't ban abortion, he removed administration of anaesthesia from it
Purity of what exactly? Germans Cary Germanic, Baltic, Celtic and Slavic legacy. Jewish, mednigger, balkans, and let alone recent third world is not part of Germany. There is nothing to discuss

Don't you dare doubt Brucey.
>Fucking makes Nick Hornby look like a pussy.

>Purity of what exactly? Germans Cary Germanic, Baltic, Celtic and Slavic legacy

So anyone with Nationality for these countries can come?

You see, it just ends up with them and their relatives committing crimes.

Why though? We can advocate for mass Danish migration to the UK with that logic

They're on their way to pick up Grant
Joey Jo is a new character
then the blow
The Ho

>And all the wonderful people they are about to meet on the way.

Fuck it;
>Let Steve Bruce write it.

But it's you who wants to setup an Ethnno-Pure state yet other than some vague naming of people you like, you haven't given a single concrete way to identify who will be allowed to your country to stay?

So know you are saying the people you mentioned would not be allowed?

You haven;t defined the "Purity" of the populations you mentioned.

>Let Steve Bruce write it.
Probably a good idea. Leave it to the expert.

>Stalin didn't ban abortion, he removed administration of anaesthesia from it
Source? The official text of the law bans ALL abortions, it doesn't make an allowance for them without anaesthesia.


>I. On Prohibition of Abortions

>1. In view of the proven harm of abortions, to forbid the performance of abortions whether in hospitals and special health institutions, or in the homes of doctors and the private homes of pregnant women. The performance of abortions shall be allowed exclusively in those cases when the continuation of pregnancy endangers life or threatens serious injury to the health of the pregnant woman and likewise when a serious disease of the parents may be inherited, and only under hospital or maternity-home conditions.

>2. For the performance of abortions outside a hospital or in a hospital under conditions violating the above provisions, the doctor performing the abortion shall be criminally punishable to the extent of one to two years' imprisonment, while for the performance of abortions under unsanitary conditions or by persons who have no special medical training a criminal penalty of not less than three years' imprisonment shall be fixed.

>3. For compelling a woman to undergo an abortion, criminal penalty of two years' imprisonment shall be fixed.

>4. In relation to pregnant women undergoing an abortion in violation of the said prohibition, to establish as a criminal penalty a social reprimand, and in the event of a repetition the violation of the law on the prohibition of abortions, a fine up to 300 rubles.


Honestly, mate, you sound like you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.