In the 1950s women used to take compliments even from the most "non-Chad" (you could say) guys. If someone complimented them they'd smile and say "thank you". Now a days i compliment all the girls i see and they look at me like a freak and say "thank you" but i know they don't mean it. This girl i really liked at work that I have masturbation fantasies about her. If i found out anyone had masturbation fantasizes about me i'd take it as a self esteem boost. She just said "ooookkkk" and walked away. Her friend later approached saying "what the fuck why did you tell her that you weirdo" i said "Because it's true" and she said "doesn't mean you say it" and i said "you fucking friend is a brat, i could have masturbated to any model in the world, but i chose to masturbate to her that shows i highly value her yet you look at me like a creep, fucking bitches".
Overall I think feminism has made women so ungrateful because they know they can turn down guys like me since due to the sexual revolution they all get a piece of Chads cock. It pisses me off that this has happened and I think Conservatives really have to start going against sexual degeneracy.
Telling a girl you masturbate to her isn't a compliment, that is just plain fucking creepy. Telling a girl her dress or hair looks nice is a compliment, telling her that you have grunting fap sessions drenched in your own sweat while thinking of her is most definetly not. A 1950's woman would think the same. A 50's woman would most likely also give you a slap in the face too, instead of just being creeped out. What the fuck is it with you faggots who can't fucking flirt with women. You're all such fucking creeps and wierdos. Realize that you're the fucking problem here. Christ.
Aiden Turner
If a women told me she masturbated to me I would be high on confidence for a while. The fact that if someone had a choice to masturbate to LITERALLY THE HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH and choose to masturbate to me instead I'd take it as a mega compliment. Why can'ts he do the same? What's so creepy about it? Is it creepy to have thoughts about a women, is it not normal to masturbate? If it more normal to masturbate to women i don't know?
Hunter Hernandez
That's because you're a fucking weirdo. You'd take it as a compliment because you're otherwise a fucking sexually desperate outcast, I would presume. And if you seriously can't understand why it is creepy and disgusting to tell a girl that you fap to her, I'd guess it's because you a autism or something of the kind, because anyone with an even basic social skills would understand why. Just take my word for it that it is not, and never will be taken as a compliment, no matter if you would take it as one. You fucking autist.
Aaron Cruz
>kekistani flag
swedecuck is right for this once. someone should track you down from your ip and put you to sleep you fucking creep
Carson Edwards
Stop paying attention to women. Stop complimenting them. Let this shit run its course and wait for a redpilled girl you can watch it all burn down with.
Matthew Evans
Are you retarded?
Brayden Powell
Western “women” >enjoy your drunk whores
Xavier Jones
I'm sure you wouldn't feel the same way if it was a fat ugly land whale who masturbated to you just because you shook her hand and was nice to her like a normal person would. Odds are, you're probably an ugly creepy faggot as well judging by your horrendous posts and flag.
Oliver Green
Hey dude guess what?
Women and men have different wiring when it comes to sex. They are more into the mental stimulation, we the visual.
Telling a girl that you were shaking hands with the unemployed while thinking about here is just not the right way to compliment her.
Grayson White
Ok OP. Just gonna ignore your autistic comment. Still true about women being ungratefull. Remember that every average woman is living the life of a stripper nowadays. Tinder, Social Media and WhatsApp has allowed women to accumulate dozens of cock. Even if they don't bang them they are still waiting in line.
This makes women incredibly indifferent to males in general, because there's always another guy, guaranteed. Until it's to late and by the time they realize this it's generally already over. They will never admit to their misery ofcourse because self reflection ain't their forte. So younger generations never learn from the lonely 30s woman living with cats/dogs.
The problem is that women have now created a dilemma for themselves. They want a guy that's hard to get and desirable, chasable. But they also want to maintain their ego and to not have to crawl for any man. Because femenist told them so. This means that every woman will either find you horribly boring or get infuriatingly angry at you for ruining her feminist power trip.
She will either ghost you because she's not attracted, or she will next you because you hurt her but she's still attracted. Either way you lose out, it's a very thin line between those worlds and getting a girl over that threshold is all about luck, time, the alignment of the stars and the will of the gods.
This is why men are so frustrated now. Nothing works, you can be the most attractive guy on earth. Women will still give you a horrible time because they have all the power, all the options and all the cultural backup (feminism). The irony is that in the end they only sabotage themselves. Since they only have 10 years to find a suitable mate while a guy generally has his entire life all up and until his late 50s.
Juan Phillips
Not politics and definately a slide thread. Sage.
Tyler Gutierrez
Feminism is a political issue
Sorry I just feel like shit because of these comments I expected others to sympathize not call me a creep
Dominic Williams
It's been shown that nations with a high level of gender egalitarianism paradoxically tend to have larger sex differences in mate preferences for Good Looks, in Big Five personality traits and the Dark Triad traits of Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and psychopathy; in romantic attachment and love styles; in sociopolitical attitudes and personal values; in clinical depression rates and crying behavior; in tested cognitive and mental abilities; and in physical attributes such as height and blood pressure. In other words, gender equality creates more superficial men, more psychopathic men, more depressed women compared men (and greater disparity in crying between men and women), and greater differences in physical height between the sexes.
See "Schmitt, D.P. (2015). The evolution of culturally-variable sex differences". Or just read this:
It is clear as day that you are not being treated unjustly or that the girl was just full of herself, it's just you that act like a real supremely autistic creep and that you have next to no social skills, especially when it comes to women. The fact that you use a Kekistani flag only strengthens my belief. Don't expect any sympathy when the problem is clearly just you.
Benjamin Stewart
Well then what should i say to her?
Brayden Evans
I don't believe you. I don't believe you because I don't believe you've ever spoken to a woman.
Isaiah Smith
I'm not a pickup expert, not my problem to solve. Doesn't matter now though, since you've ruined whatever chances you had in the first place with her pretty thoroughly by acting like such a fucking obnoxious creep. You only have yourself to blame, mate.
Landon Nguyen
Someone doesn't understand female sexuality Go back faggot
Adam Howard
>understand female seuxality I'm not a degenerate.
Charles Peterson
Pajeet, stop hiding your flag.
Austin Powell
Your story is entirely reasonable and nothing is unusual.
Anthony Clark
I'm going to take a shit right now, and I'm going to be thinking of what a sperg you are while I do it.
You should take it as a compliment.
Grayson Gomez
>tells people that he thinks of them while stroking his cock >not a degenerate Pick 1
Jeremiah Barnes
Great post 8/10
Gavin Powell
THIS
If i found out someone was doing that to me i'd be happy,
Wyatt Perez
>If i found out someone was doing that to me i'd be happy Again, that is because you are a sexually depraved autist. If you knew anything about social ques you'd understand that taking that as a compliment is not normal, but since you don't, well here we are. What are you? 15?
Caleb Howard
A regular customer at work told me they jerked off to the thought of my ass once. They were my age and not bad looking before but after that they became really creepy. I know it was a "compliment" but why would anyone be grateful to hear that someone you didn't know was spanking it to you and had the brass balls to tell you to see your reaction? That isnt to brighten your day that is essentially about control and their own fantasy maybe even making you uncomfortable/squirm is part of it. Why do flashers flash? Not to give and get compliments.
Isaac Price
I'm 18 the girl i said it to was 19 so i was thinking it's because im younger.
Aaron Carter
Nah, it's because humans are visual animals. Next time you should show up wearing just a trenchcoat and expose yourself to her.
Asher Young
>18 y.o. senior detected
Hudson Peterson
If somebody told me he'd like to kidnap me and lock up in a rape dungeon where I am gangbanged by a horde of niggers for 18 hours per day I'd smile and thank him.
Adrian Young
>so i was thinking it's because im younger No, i's because you're fucking autistic. What an absolute lack of self-perception in this faggot.
Austin Lopez
I am a senior. Why you ask
I'm new to this whole dating stuff. Was just allowed to start like two weeks ago when i turend 18
Austin Rogers
>Kekistani meme flag Is this irony or actual autism? How many levels of irony are we on, I forgot? Genuinely can't tell anymore. Sage
Matthew Brooks
Tell me in detail how you complimented her
Liam Kelly
Bunch of roasties pretending to be cucks and white knights up in here
Adrian Barnes
>I'm new to this whole dating stuff I knew that trying to compliment girls by telling them that you wank off to them is absolutely autistic way before I got into the dating scene. You have no excuse to be acting this autistic, lad.
Luke Roberts
meant for
Oliver Smith
I'll greentext so it's easier
>overhear conversation with the other workers about jerking off >"haha it's like "FAP FAP FAP"" >Conversation ends, everyone leaves but she's still there sorting through files everyone else went off to do other stuff >I say "that conversation, overheard it while working, it was funny" >she said "yeah haha" >I say in a saracstically but cool voice "a conversation about jerking off at work, well, what a thing to have" >she responded "yeah" >I say "sometimes i think about you when i jerk off" And you know the rest.
Jaxon Collins
>What's so creepy about it? Is it creepy to have thoughts about a women, is it not normal to masturbate? its not normal to run around and tell people you work or go to school with that you masturbate while thinking about them. This scares women off even if you are a chad, fucking degenerate. Learn some god damn social etiquette, before you get locked up for harassment.
David Lewis
Maybe i do since i actually have diagnosed autism
Xavier Phillips
>i actually have diagnosed autism everyone in this thread knows this
Robert Reyes
God fucking dammit. Of course she was creeped out. You barely know her, you fucking dip. I thought your compliment was something like "hey you look nice today" or some shit.
Cooper Miller
sorry dude but you did fuck up here. dont worry though, just dont say that shit to the next girl.
Lucas Foster
It's even worse than I imagined.
Julian Young
>>she responded "yeah" >>I say "sometimes i think about you when i jerk off"
Lincoln Nelson
I knew her for two years
Ryan Clark
LMFAO this is good bait
Ian Rogers
idk is it, op seems genuinely autistic. I mean look at his flag
Dominic King
This is excellent. I laughed at it. Maybe later I'll read it again and masturbate to it but I don't want to right now.
Ian Turner
As in, your relationship is nothing more than fellow co-workers. The safest thing you can do is tell her you're sorry and that you have autism
Henry Baker
>I say in a saracstically but cool voice "a conversation about jerking off at work, well, what a thing to have" >she responded "yeah" >I say "sometimes i think about you when i jerk off"
And you know the rest. n d
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Adrian Sullivan
>tell her you're sorry and that you have autism this leafs advice is best advice, also tell the girl who approached you that you autistic.
Mason Bailey
I've known a girl for two years how much longer am i supposed to wait ?
Brody Foster
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Kayden Scott
Do you have Asperger's Syndrome
Dylan Gonzalez
>I've known a girl for two years how much longer am i supposed to wait ? its not the period of time you fucking autist its related to the relationship you develop with her. you cant just know someone for X amount of days and get in his/her pants. Fucking christ are you 12?
Cameron Hall
Isn't that what indicates upcoming
Ryder Watson
Listen up, you autist. Relationship level can't be numerically analysed. I know this is a thing that your kind does, but it doesn't work that way
John Peterson
check that
Sebastian Ortiz
yeah ofc. this guy is a master baiter, im certian.
Lincoln Thomas
Almost forgot to check these elusive quads
Nolan Turner
Fantastic pair of milkers
Leo Miller
I'm 18 again i told you this. I don't know how im suppose to do it should i start complimenting her slowly and then get more intense and more intense. Like start off saying her hair is nice, then say she looks pretty, and then say i want to have sex with her ass?
Yes
Joshua Rivera
i heard its fake
Owen Williams
is this a younger version of "Proud Grandma"?
Christopher Evans
Relationships aren't like a bar that steadily fills up as time goes on until you reach a golden limit that automatically rewards you with a gf. I know that you autists usually tend to measure everything mathematically, but it doesn't work like that with relationships. If you act autistic towards girls then it doesn't matter how long you've known them, you're never going to get into bed with them. Ever.
Nathaniel King
Social norms are gay and all, but your comment would have been considered lewd and untoward in any era, not a compliment. Back in the 50s you would have had to code a "compliment" like that by saying you dream about her eyes or something wholesome sounding.
Alexander Butler
no fucking hell. go to adv. youre in the wrong place. they will say the same though. you sound like a tool. there is no perfect line. you have to learn to go off of intuition. you can get away with saying anything as long as it has some relevance and isnt an out of nowhwere surprise buttsex tier comment.
learn about wit, you are clearly a humourless robot
Ryder Campbell
Friendly reminder to sage all slide threads.
Bentley Lee
also fuxk you guys for not appreciating my master baiter comment. that shit is true wit OP so follow my example.
Tyler Wright
I was a stand up comedian in high-school actually so i got some humour
This confuses me. I can learn to do a math problem and use the same formula, but i can't seem to do it with relationships because with a conversation you have to think up a response to everything they say and there's no formula.
Kayden Hernandez
>I don't know how im suppose to do it should i start complimenting her slowly and then get more intense and more intense. Like start off saying her hair is nice, then say she looks pretty, and then say i want to have sex with her ass? Stop, just stop. It's just painful reading that.
Logan Price
then use it. honestly i think you would do better by taking the piss out of girls.
Grayson Stewart
OF COURSE NOT. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS A MATH FORMULA
Jacob Sanchez
who could be behind this?
Jose Adams
(you)
Oliver Turner
I just don't understand how these works. My friends seem to meet a girl and then have sex in like a week but I've known them for years and am a kissless virgin
I can write down jokes, memorize them, and then say them on stage but i can't think up jokes in a conversation
I see the world in patterns. When talking with girls i hear stuff never said before and it doesn't fit in and i just go "thats cool".
Alexander Collins
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Adrian Cook
Of course social skills aren't fucking problems that you can solve with a mathematical formula. Jesus, you autists are nothing but living robots who can't deal with a situation you aren't pre-programmed to solve.
Michael Morales
That's unfortunately true.
Julian Russell
Don't try to pick up co-workers. Don't try to turn a female friend into a girlfriend.
Luis Cooper
Quite literally you sound like a moronic child. "BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!"
Wut?
Owen Jenkins
>Don't try to pick up co-workers Lol!
Logan Thomas
Witnessed
Alright, here's your (You)
Adam Powell
kek swedebro is upset
Juan Ramirez
> >Don't try to pick up co-workers. >Don't try to turn a female friend into a girlfriend.
the hitler digits leprechaun is right, dont stick your dick into girls at the workplace you degenerate retard
Colton Reed
Alright fellow leaf, tell me what's wrong about getting some pussy that you're somewhat familiar with
Austin Perry
I was never planning on having sex with her. I meant take her on dates and stuff.
Leo Lopez
Pump and Dump, and then see them 8 hours a day 5 days a week for the next 20 years.
>not awkward at all.
Wyatt Richardson
as an autist myself im not stupid enough to say to any gril let alone crush wtf is wrong with u my dude
Jack Jones
>Alright fellow leaf, tell me what's wrong about getting some pussy that you're somewhat familiar with nothing wrong with familiar pussy, but pussy you work with can cost you your job and if you are 18+ that means you lose your paycheck.
Carter Carter
That's degenerate.
Dominic Perry
It's only awkward if you want it to be, Padraig. You're a man, so lead the atmosphere the way you want
Grayson Richardson
ive wanted an excuse to post this meme
Levi Wright
Nigga just suck some fag cock
Alexander Powell
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Connor Sanchez
>I tell girls I want to date that I masturbate to them >calls them brats and bitches when they get creeped out >"now let me tell you what is degenerate"
Henry Hall
Kekistani meme flag. Acting like a complete nerd virgin. Please let this be a sad larp... Here's your... (you) :(