Why does everyone like the bat so much

Why does everyone like the bat so much

Because her native kingdom loved her so much that they all died and she became her world's most powerful vampire.

Also her hair looks looks it's made out of gold.

Scary!

Kanbaru is better

But she's the oldest girl.

Because she can be a loli, a teenager, or an adult. She can be cute, sexy, or scary. She's the strongest character yet can be weak and vulnerable. She has everything, she is perfection. How can the other girls even compete?

By not being a bitch.

What's scary is that people will question that this is not from super deep throat.

Because Shinbou loves blonde loli vampires so of course you do too.

haha pedo maymay so funny lol

She's cool without grandstanding. She has an alien viewpoint, but handles it like a human. She's got a touch of tsundere but dodges all the issues so you're only left with the cute/touching story of a girl slowly opening up. She speaks with actions instead of words. She's utterly confident in herself and acts like it.

I could go on.

Literally made for unprotected sex.

How the fuck could you not like her after the alternate timeline Shinobu

How could one not love the bat? I'd like to pat her head and make little lolis with her.

Some people are morons who expect her to get into shounen-style battles and/or got fooled by her act and think she's actually stuck-up and heartless.

Feet and her child form is adorable

He child form can change between adorable, beautiful, sexy, and regal at the drop of a hat and that makes it even better.

She's an old lady in the body of a kid. Adorable, but cynical and interesting to talk with.

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>cynical
Sort of. She knows that life throws shit at you, anticipates it, and tries to make sure that neither she nor Araragi get hit by it. 'Cynical' usually implies a more fatalistic approach to things.

Variety is nice

why don't you?

I want to suck on those toes.

Same, the sharpness of the nails is quite enticing.

Pewdiepie is such a fucking faggot, how does a fucking retard get so popular? All he does is scream at screen like a fucking mentally ill ape. Honestly im baffled people watch him rather than playing the game themselves

Delet

Mary me Shinobu

After Kizu and Nise, I was sold on her for eternity. Best girl to be with for an eternity.

>Blond
>Loli
>Vampire
>Kakka

Alternatively
>Blond
>Oppai oppai
>Vampire
>YOROKOBE

I-I don't know user

Because she's 3rd best girl.

>Because her native kingdom loved her so much that they all died and she became her world's most powerful vampire.

So basically she's a mary sue of the highest order in a series where Gaen and Hanekawa exist?

>Hanekawa a Mary Sue
You're so fucking stupid.

Forgot one more reason, those golden orbs

>she knows how to solve every problem that isn't her own
>de-facto Araragi's girlfriend but too pure to actually be his girlfriend and take a dicking
>literally perfect unless she needs Araragi to jerk off her emotional problems and show how special she is
I hate her so much. What a shitty character.

Did you watch Neko Shiro?

Hey man I hate her character as well, but was written well.

Exactly, you can hate her but you've also got to admit she's well written. Just like Nadeko, I fucking despise her slutty ass but she's an excellent character.

Honestly, the alternate reality episode where she goes batshit crazy is where she won me over

>attempt sudoku
>fail and create an apocalypse
>batshit crazy because you can't end it and go to the one you love most
>immense regret once you find your love is here from another dimension
>help him out in exchange for one thing
>head pats

also she's super cute and donuts

Shinobu has really made me like loli vampires more and more. I think her whole "live in rrgi's shadow until hag 1 and hag 2 die then take him for herself" is what I like the most.


oh man those thighs are just perfect

>oh man those thighs are just perfect
They are perfect. I'd love to hatefuck Nadeko and fuck the sluttiness out of her.

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>her whole "live in rrgi's shadow until hag 1 and hag 2 die then take him for herself"
That's gotta take some restraint. The man who has finally made her happy after centuries of pain is right in front of her but she can't get too close or she'll drag him out of the normal human life that he wants and she never had. So instead she's waiting until it's over and guiding him through everything, including his romance with a human woman.

Kabukimonogatari was fucking sad. Kiss-shot was already fucking broken before Kizu. She was pretty much dead in Route X.

>Kiss-shot felt her connection with Araragi slowly disappearing. Araragi is basicly at the time her whole world, just the fucking fear she must have felt by the connection being gone and het returning to full power.

From what I know about their connection, it was worse than that. She actively felt all the pain and fear of his death and then suddenly there was a void where their bond used to be.

Yeah, that's it.

She is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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Read Princess Beauty and Acerola Bon Appetit guys. You will love her even more. She is one of the best girls ever created. Thanks to Nisio and Shaft.

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Acerola Bon Appetit. Her original personality is so perfect that it makes Hanekawa look like a poser in comparison. However, it's so pure that there's no interesting conflict. Unless Nisio is planning to really build off the details in it I think it would have been better off as a summary. I could tell that Shinobu was a great person easily enough without reading it.

“If we inadvertently smile, countries come to ruin.”
I really love her.

Can't wait for Kizu III PV.

That line got a resounding meh from me. I've mostly been enjoying it by trying to find ways that Princess Acerola shines through in Shinobu.

because they're beating their bats to her

Do they? Tsubasa and Hitagi seem to be more popular

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Acerola Bon Appetit is a pretty bad backstory for her, to be honest. The implication that her haughty personality was essentially born from roleplaying takes away a lot of the agency in her character.

She is cute as a loli and sexy as an adult.

And there is something strangely arousing about being a vampire's servant rather than just a normal girl's boyfriend.

I want to caress her shoulders
with my dick

i will tell you a secret user
she's sexy even as a loli
>not armprits
You're weak

This is a man who really loves the Bat.

>armprits
Just as good

I really only like big bat.

> haughty personality
It's not her true personality. It's just a facade. And her true personality is still here. So I don't see any problems with story about Acerola's early adventures with her true personality of a noble lady.

Shit taste. Cat is amazing.

Because there's a form for every taste so everyone's happy.

Shinobu is the cat's pajamas!

>asking something like that HERE out of all places
The real reason that most of these perverts won't tell you is that she can be a loli when legal and an adult when not.
That kind of versatility is in itself a convenient wet dream for most anons around here.

>her haughty personality was essentially born from roleplaying
Her family was of aristocrats, though.

Cheeky/loveable loli.

Whats there to not love?

I preferred Hachikuji until I saw Kizu

Why does she have such a stupid name? Was it intentional?

Fine name for fine woman.