Got bloody brats and fuckwit teens knocking on my door at 8:30 at night

>got bloody brats and fuckwit teens knocking on my door at 8:30 at night
FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTS. WE DON'T CELEBRATE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HOLIDAY IN THIS COUNTRY

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>not passing out cans of beer to piss of their parents
Found the newfag

Blast german communist music

Aggressively hit on them.

Fucking commies trying to seize my candy. Better dead than red.

WTF downunderman,,, Halloween is fun,, I just carved a Jack O Lantern for my mom today,, join in on the fun downunderman :)

give them dime bags full of sugar and let the fun begin

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t. mohammed mudshit detected

All hallows eve is an ancient tradition. It's been around since at least 1556 you dumb motherfucker.

Fuck off burger with that shit burger, you just want an excuse to eat more candy.

I give out candy to kids in my neighborhood and donate the rest the next day, because I'm not a bitter motherfucker like you.

>he got American'd
If we like something, it will be a part of your life as well even if we didn't invent it.

drive them into the bush with promises of seppo candy

providing alcohol to minors is a crime.

>t.pedophile

It dates back to Britain, and Australia is a former British colony. Saying that Halloween isn't part of their traditions is historically illiterate.

It's more "t. Normal adult, with loving family."

We popularized it and are the reason it's celebrated all the way to Japan to this day. As usual the US decides what the world enjoys as entertainment.
>Britain
bbc.co.uk/newsround/15169373
there's a Brit site saying it for you.

Oi Bongan,
If there ain't no 'alloween how do I go about getting me rocks off to those slutty Shirleys eh?

Get fucked, you waiter tipping half-caste. Australia has never celebrated Halloween despite it being a British holiday.

Just turn off ye porch light and lock the door.

>piss off roof onto streets

>not celebrating Halloween
imagine being this cucked

last year i got stinkbombed by some nasty teenagers now i'm scared it will happen again

>Normal Adult
>Giving sweets to a strangers kid
Ok man. Great work you're doing donating diabeetus to your communities youth.

C'mon Straya...you are loved and I am drunk. Let's do this.

Fill a bowl with those sour warheads lollies

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You must still be bitter about the Emus

>mfw kids have the audacity to knock on my door without even wearing costumes
Fuck off, these are my sweets.

Keep your shitty perversions and your fat fuck children out of our country. You're not welcome here.

just fyi

EYY bruddah Money or break in!

Halloween is becoming more popular in australia every year. businesses push it because it makes them money and kids see it on american television shows and want to emulate it. 10 years ago it wasnt a thing here.

>30 minutes ago
>some asian girl and her kid knock on my door
>i open
>they're not wearing costumes
>trick or treat!
>that sure is a nice costume
>but i'm not wearing a costume
>yes you are, you're a fucking dirty chink that needs to get out of my country
>wha-
>slam door

i think she was japanese

You bogan cunt.
And that's coming from a Tasmanian.

Wow. I hope you never breed. In what barn were you raised to think that sort of behavior is acceptable?

that's rich coming from an american

who in this bread is from brissy northside? I swear until around 5 years ago you never saw trick or treaters

American here, had a hearty kekl at the Japs expense.

>no slutty tweens showed up at my door

REEEEEEEEE

>American'd
America is just a whore, no one actually respects it or its people, they just like to use its sweet millitarypussi when they feel like it. The moment that pussi looks dry the world will happily move on to another, say China.
I guess the door to door free candy is a meme after all :^)

>denying a jap loli in the first place
What are you doing, user?

>being rude to japs
?

i thought she was chinese when i first saw her

And are you surprised?

Halloween is the #2 event for businesses to make money in the US, and it is slowly catching up to the #1 event, Christmas.

And kids just want free candy. Bless their greedy little hearts.

>bought chocolates especially
>not one knock
>ate chocolates
Pretty good Halloween desu

>tfw nobody knocked on my door
>saw a group of little maori shits dressed normally being led by a couple of obese cunts
They literally just go around knocking on strangers doors for gibs without putting any effort into it or caring about the celebration whatsoever. Fucking cancerous event only celebrated by cancerous consumerist Amerikikes.

>things that never happened
Nice fantasy there Bruce.

Are you mad cause they didn't knock on your door? Or are you mad that the pedo warning about you has gotten around the neighborhood?

I'm mad that your intrusive, consumerist kike loving celebration is being pushed here now. From the tone of my post it should have been easy to gather that i was saying that nobody came as a good thing.

god's skae, another american soft-power export that undermines our local culture. in addition, it's mainly expat yanks or brits and their Abdullah-friends.

Your tone was positive and hateful. So it could go either way--- happy to see them trick or treating and unhappy they didn't visit your lonely ass, or positive your lonely ass was hurt that they didn't invite you to go around with them.

If you don't like your culture being nothing but American with a few kooky left overs from your successful criminal ancestors, then stop consuming American media. Make it illegal in the country, and only allow Australian approved media. Hell, your country did that for porn, just do it for the rest of entertainment.

Some guy came to my door asking for a treat, I didn't check his ID

I would dress up as an emu and terrorise everyone.

Are you fucking retarded? it may have been around in ireland at this time, but never here in middle-europe.
and before u call an aussie a stupid motherfucker for disliking your consume-tradition: think... was Australia even "discovered" in 1556?
i'll wait

>Wanna go to a Halloween party?
>NO! It's a pagan jewish american piece of shit holiday and we are catholics who only celebrate catholic holidays reeeeee
S-sorry hun

By law it is your responsibility to do so, so it would still be a crime.

That's a good idea, American media is all degenerate trash
I can't think of a single thing I'd miss

aaaahhh, based hungary

Fuck off you obnoxious little Amerishart cunt.

You shouldn't be proud of something like that.

Commercialized "traditions" like that reflect poorly on their point of origin.

>it's starting soon here in germany

I always hate it.

And while we're at it, no other country is playing in your world series baseball you stupid dicks.

>donating candy
>tfw this is actually a thing in burgerland

What kind of sick fuck actually produces something like this? Somebody spent their money paying those people to have sex, and then they filmed it. They actually advertised for black guys and old, fat white men, and then they advertised the film of those people having sex. It just blows my mind that somebody came up with that idea and spent all that money and time going around town letting everybody know that that's what you're doing. That's who you are. You're the Blacks on Daddies guy, and it's time for Volume VIII.

Anyone else think Australians are big gaylords? Also s
Steve Irwin was a faggot. Who votes him as president of your country just because he went on tv and played with animals. Australians are retards tb.h

Fake or not I still laughed

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I only give candy to white children when blacks come I don't open

So?

Eh, players from over 20 countries play in American baseball leagues. It's not like it's just Americans; lots of players don't even speak English.

Checked

>giving kids diabetes

really makes me think

>Halloween is the #2 event for businesses to make money in the US

i didnt realise it was that big over there. if the trend continues in 10 or 15 years it will be an ingrained part of australian culture completely borrowed from america.

And Jews dictate what’s entertaining in the US. All is lost

I only wish this happened.

>I would dress up as an emu and terrorise everyone.

too soon.

That's because the American baseball league is the very best of the very best of the very best. So good baseball players throughout the world move up to our minors, and if they are good enough, then to our major league.

However, our little league world baseball is truly global and open to all countries around the world. Just stop trying to pass off 22 year old adults as 12 year olds.

That's just how generous Americans are. It's like tipping and clapping. You'd never get it.

Just give the kids some candy or money, because you want to train them to be on the government dole anyways.

you may get charged by the police and have to pay a fine or something.

Only retarded people eat refined sugar. You do well in not contributing to the diabetes/obesity problem

It's not world series you deadshit.

Hello fellow Tassie cunt.

>knocking my door is violation of the NAP

Just turn off your lights you antisocial cunt

Got a pretty good haul this Halloween, lads. Two girls and a boy.

Put a fake emu outside your house. Australians are naturally afraid of creatures higher in the food chain than them

Its 1 day out of the year you retarded nigger. Live a little.

>Commercialized "traditions" like that reflect poorly on their point of origin.
That's your opinion.

>tfw these faggots also come to my door asking for candy
it shits me off too, why must this shitty burger holiday infect us

This is currently a phenomenon in Poland, where kids are force fed the holiday on social media and American owned TV shows and advertisements. It was never a Polish Holiday and poles even 10 years ago didn't know what it was. Now in large polish cities holloween parties are sprouting and you'll have the occasional trickortreating piece of shit. No one celebrates it here, no one ever did. It was never celebrated in this part of Europe

>not putting razor blades in apples

found the newfag

Submit already you dirty koala fuckers!

also

>not putting lsd in candy

Good heavens, not that!

>celebrating a mindless souless festival that's simply an excuse for jews to get more shekels and for women to parade around dressed like whores
Flag checks out, Ammerimutt.
Even my GF doesn't like Halloween for the same reasons, you cuck.

They don't celebrate Halloween in Britain. I know because I grew up there.

Fucking fuck that is why kids were yesterday on my door. WE DONT WANT THIS AMERICAN MULTICULTURALISM IN OUR COUNTRY!

>pic of gun
>Australia-fag
Being this delusional in current year. What a stupid prison colony....

Put a sign on your door that says you're a registered sex offender and turn your lights off. Problem solved.

The new thing is to put meth in the candy wrappers.