Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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center seat gets both arm rests
I laughed my ass off btw

ALPHA

Give me sauce naow

What the fuck is up with Americans always making every situation a competition of alphas?
When will the hostility of the eternal 56% end?
This video is definitive proof that Americans have the shittiest culture of the western world.

We grow up on liquor and gunpowder.

At least it's not turkish

>give one armrest forcing people into zero sum game
>shit happens

having a roomate at college is where you learn how the world works, you must fight, you must be alpha

looks like something that will put you in jail ...

in america we're taught everything you want you have to earn

Stop watching porn. Masturbate to your imagination like normal people. You'll become happier and more confident.

LMFAO

Yet you're still fat and useless as men.

He could have just asked

I understand what you're trying to say, but the way you put it could not have sounded more cucked.

>a man is a dildo for women

hello feminist!

this guy is a massive fag. takes back the armrest and doesnt make eye contact with the guy staring him down

...

HAHAHAHAHA

get those Muslim dicks out your eyes and you might understand

Living in a cramped barracks, designed by poolacks, I learned that 2 people can rest their elbow on different parts of the armrest.

This picture was relevant before Americans started taking DNA tests en masse

That picture is edited pretty heavy. I don't get why you have to edit such a fat lard.

>guy is straight up staring him down ready to fight
>pretends to be asleep to avoid conflict
wow. true alpha here guys.

He violated the NAP.

Trips of a silverback

What an idiot.

This, even if you could argue that he should have the right for the armrest for having the shitty seat, he acts like a dick by just
>reclaiming it
And he is beta af for filming like a little bitch.

Frequent flyer here.

If it's two males you share the armrest if both make a move for it. So one gets back other gets front.

If it's a female you just take the armrest for yourself. However if a female wishes to sleep she's entitled to use the shoulder of a male next to her providing she makes it look like an accident.

Americans have no etiquette.

>having to cover your uneven hips

its just some instagram slut:
instagram.com/joannakuchta/

The guy was only using the rear part of the armrest anyways. Blame the airline company jews that give you so little armspace.
>not flying first class and getting your own arm rest

Does it sound cucked because your cultures forces you to think that way?
I don't want to juggle around words to earn pseudo-recognition.
I have been to your country only once, so I can't say that I know your people, but no matter where I went, I always met stubborn people that tried to convince me wrong in some way.

That said, your people are sometimes incredibly nice, but it seems to be that this niceness is always a fake facade you put up with when talking to strangers, the friends I made there were never as close to me as the friends I made in Southern Italy, for example.

>Masturbate
No.

I'd have decked the cunt.

Tits this big make age irrelevant.

>That kike nose

>If it's two males you share the armrest if both make a move for it. So one gets back other gets front.
That's generally been the way it is in the US
The guy in the video was just being a dickhead

There's no reason to acknowledge a loser. Waste of time.

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DAY OF THE ARMREST WHEN?

Why can't you just rest your arm on his arm?

Nobody wants to be friends with an inferior. We think of the rest of the world as pets my dude. You're like a nice doggo. We'll give you a biscuit and send you on your way.

I think some people don't feel comfortable with their arm touching another guys arm on the arm rest. Those are usually the ones who beta out then you get a full armrest while they sit there furious at the World.

Anyone who flys regularly knows that you establish that boundary as soon as your ass hits the seat.
Again, blame the airline kikes for packing people like sardines.

window gets a wall and an armrest, middle seat gets 2 arm rests, aisle seat gets an armrest and extra legroom, we live in a society

Don't many Americans identify as Germans, in the first place?
Your behaviour is just further evidence that most Americans have a superiority complex.

Any specific rules for minorities?

I do this at cinemas, I go in alone and sit right next to couples. When I hit the bloke's arm of the armrest I stare him right in the eyes to establish my place as apex predator. I haven't got any pussy yet but they've been too cowardly to do anything about it either. By my estimations I should lose my virginity within a four month period while improving this routine.

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>pretending to be asleep

Why would you deliberately record yourself being such a colossal pussy and then put it on the internet?

underrated

United shitstains will always be united shitstains, no matter what they identify themselves as. Talking about profoundness and fakeness, you Germanic peoples are faker than us Mediterraneans too.

What a fucking retard

from what i've learned. You're either alpha or you're mentally ill in some conceivable way.

>If it's a female you just take the armrest for yourself.
unironically, i've been called a sexist pig by the toasty roasty next to me when i did this once

there is truth to that.

Would you take armrest from woman?

Never seen a plain from the inside? Most airlines have 3 armrests/3 seats (economy class of course).

Lol.

"Miss is it possible to move seats?"

They'll put you on the emergency exit which they need at least one person on. Extra leg room but much more noisy.

Nowadays I'm getting free upgrades, but luckily I've managed to avoid sitting next to minorities... who always fucking stink. There's not a lot of them on short haul flights in Europe anyway though. Especially if you avoid Ryan air... which is just fucking terrible and full of drunkards and lower classses.

Says the cuck who's losing part of his country. Gonna be like Gibraltar all over again, pathetic Spanish cuckboi

Fucking retarded loser, neck yourself NOW

i was on a plane about a month ago and walked up to get in my allocated seat, and this french bitch was in my window seat and she wouldnt move, made a scene about it,

hostess came over told her to move over to her seat, i got the evil eye and a whole bunch of frenchies talking shit about me for the entire flight.

i just smiled and laughed, it was great.

Always.

Hi Ikea.

>Just thinking its an ordinary flight
>suddenly this blonde bimbo rushes in late
>is in the middle seat between me and another guy
>midway through the flight she starts smashing down wine after wine
>gets so hammered she shakes up the dude sleeping at the window to talk about random shit, he plays along and goes back to sleep
>she fucking shakes him hard this time, he's like STOP! im trying to sleep
>she laughs it off, and rests her head on him which he pushes off
>I have my eyes close the entire time, i feel her moving over next to me to do something
>she starts patting my head
>I get the feeling other people are watching, try to sleep harder
>we arrive at airport as the plane is descending she unbuckles and stands up and knocks her head on the baggage compartment
>everyone's like WTF and shaking their head
>as we are on the tarmac she gets up again and a flight attendant has to control her
>try to quickly get out of the row and grab my bag, she literally snatches my bag and throws it
>we get delayed and she's trying to say something but is too drunk and incoherent
>see her later getting into a car and drink driving

>Identify as Germans
Not really. Our grandparents came here and were eager to learn English and be rid of whatever bullshit was going on back in Europe. They recognized they were trading up.

Go straight to speaking English. I'm an Englishman who lives in gbg, and I get away with a ton of shit (so do Danes) that Swedish lads would get told off by feminists or anti racists for.

Essentially they don't want to offend the poor foreigner with his different culture :^)

>america
>liquor
nibba please

then you go to the urban areas and see niggers everywhere.

I would adopt this poor fatherless orphan

You don't even have to "take" it, just whack your arm right next to hers as soon as you sit down and she'll move her arm while her pussy twitches and leaks out a bit of precum.

>full of drunkards and lower classses
can confirm: back when i could afford it i flew ryanair :)

t-thanks
which accent would be the most effective? bong, scot, southern american or french? those are the ones i think i can do somewhat well

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Jesus Turk you've been on it for a couple days now
>posting from an American vassel state
Your entire line of thinking was developed by us

fucking scatter head hey.

should have let her lean on you, and gone from there.

this is the twitter feed to watch:
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He's just a stupid mexican

It always was, they're just so annoyingly loud about it.

>instagram slut
>its 2017
>a female under 65 that smokes
>sees Eiffel tower
oh ok i get it

Looks like she's just sitting on an angle.
Also pic related.

Mix of bong and scot, northern English (where I'm from) are still overtly sexist and call women pet/darling. I think southern American may work but on short haul European flights everyone sighs when they here an American because they don't shut up the whole flight long.

Eastern European works too but people will more readily get into a verbal war with them because they see them as lower class.

Not sure about French.

>Losing part of your country is equivalent to being a cuckold

The only thing you'd do if Texas were seperating itself from the US is sitting on your fat ass on your underage anime porn website and writing laughable comments about how much Texas needs you to survive.

le germans are turks
whatever you say, nigger.

Unbelievable how many stupid people are posting from the most powerful country on earth.
One of the fatal flaws you guys have is to never criticize the things you love.

is that the asian sports chick with a russian name and surname?

>you will never snuggle up to a cute swede on a long flight

Sometimes I wonder why I'm even still alive.

ok ill try that next time someone tries to talk to me
m-me too

Swedish girls are too autustic for that.

It's always French or Southern European women... they'll nonchalantly use your shoulder as a pillow.

the south will rise again!

True words Kraut!

Acting like a nigger is never right. I choose to travel like the royalty I'm descended from and fly first class only.

>germans, objectively the worst, most cucked race of people
>germany, objectively the worst, most cucked place to live

What did Kraut mean by this?