Be socialists

>be socialists
>starve to death

Remember guys, anyone who doesn't starve are bourgeois scum!

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one sopa de girafa comin up!

Suprised they didn't uma delicia the giraffe

LOL as if capitalism wouldnt have made the giraffe die too, considering giraffe food is expensive

Based om how many white supremacists (your shitty race isnt superior) are marching out in the streets, and expressing hateful/wrong opinions, Venezuela is a tropical paradise compared to this shithole run by an orange doofus

Giraffe street tacos all the rage in Caracas!

>man made famine
Whoever compares this to the Holodomor is historically illiterate.

Have an upvote good sir

Drumpf!

False: it is the effect of shitskins

The Giraffe was a Prole?

REAL SOCIALISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

yeah if they weren't gonna feed it they should have just let it loose.

He fine, wyte boi, him sleepy.

>giraffe food is expensive
Giraffes eat leaves.

How the fuck does a herbivore die in a tropical environment?
Did it run out of trees to eat leaves from?

Gold leaves?

it's not like letting a tiger free, it's a big dumb giraffe.

No! Don't let the tiger out!

the immoral beaners starved the poor creature to shine a light on their government's policies. maybe the beaner zookeepers weren't getting paid so they stopped feeding it? it's in a better place now.

>considering giraffe food is expensive
Giraffe food literally grows on trees

I could watch gore/rekt videos all day and feel nothing.

Seeing animals suffer gets to me though.

sure is fat for something that starved to death

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LOWER THE PRICE OF LEAVES
OR INCREASE THE MONEY THEY GAVE TO THE GIRAFFE?!
CLEARLY THE GOV DIDN'T HELP THIS GIRAFFE MINE BITCOIN
THEREFORE THE INEQUALITIES OF THE WORLD AND PERSONAL CHOICE MUST BE QUASHED
AND THE PEDOCOMMIES CAN HELP!
YEY
REMEMBER: BUY MORE GUNS
KILL MORE COMMIES
KILL A COMMIE FOR CHRIST!

Lol like capitalism wouldn't have made him get a job for food but denied him a job because racists think hooves can't do the same work as their meat spiders
Chequemait crapitalists

mm, i've never eaten giraffe before

Don't giraffes eat Canadians?

They are so poor they cannot afford to buy leaves from the opressive capitalist trees.

>file name
I like this

>let giraffe free
>finds its own food on trees

>under socialism
>let giraffe free
>starving people already ate the leaves
>no food left for giraffe

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They'd be fat and shit. Die of heart attacks like a respectable man.

have a (You)

>Expensive
Even if you run out of leaves, the fucking things eat romaine lettuce. Come to Colorado springs and they'll even let you feed them.

Dude....tell me about it. Kitty did nothing wrong!

The giraffe is a juvenile. It looks underweight but not emaciated. You can see greenery in the stomach contents pooled around it's mouth. This is probably a poisoning or it choked to death. This giraffe did not starve.

>implying the cia didn't destabilize venezuela because chavez finally died

IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T STUDY HISTORY

How the fuck did a giraffe starve? Don't they eat leaves? Are there no fucking trees in that country?

Giraffes are adapted to eating African flora like Acacia tree leaves, something common in the African deserts not South American rain forests

T. CSI: Giraffe

should read "CAN ONLY have equality if we all starve to death"

Someone post about it being like Holodomor if you have a twitter.

Holodomomor 2.0

foreignpolicy.com/2014/08/15/venezuelas-government-sponsored-anti-semitism/

This legit pissed me off to no limit.
We have zoos to preserve and study. They could have at least fucking eaten the damn thing before it starved to death. This is what antifags want. The suffrage of your own body eating it's self, because that is what they are on society. Eating all of everyone's resources till there is nothing left and the body of government collapses. God I can't even type straight I am so fucking pissed.

Commies are borderline retarded - It is sad that so many people are forced to live under a communistic regime. RIP giraffe...

This.
Call it #Holdomor2

Fucking Ja/ck/

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Show your flag, bitch

It did not starve to death. It was probably poisoned. Zoos and other facilities are known to do this. The most likely situation is that the zoo could no longer take care of the animal. They probably could not afford to move the animal to a location that would be able to care for it (that type of operation can costs hundreds of thousands of dollars if you're going over the ocean or it needs to be flown somewhere). Faced with such a situation they would have killed it, as releasing it into the wild is simply not an option. It isnt even the same hemisphere. We do this in the States a lot, but no one talks about it since it isn't nice to think about lion cubs being put to sleep all because no one wants to take them.

Fucking buying the giraffe is an investment lost if it dies. The capitalist Wouldn't let it die because they'd lose out on potential revenue, dumbass.

Why are they starving if they have a giraffe to eat?

>meat spiders
That's a pretty disturbing, if accurate, description of hands.

Wrong. If the zoo wasn't making enough money and no one wanted to foot the bill to move it, or take on the responsibility they would put it down, Sven. What the fuck do you think happens to most captively bred exotic animals?

>Implying a zoo more often than not has to get rid of the giraffe.

>wrong/hateful opinions
JAILED FOR ILLEGAL OPINION. NEXT TIME DON"T COMMIT THOUGHT CRIMES CAPITALIST SCUM

Sounds like paradise desu

shit's probably full rotten by the time they got to it.

Fucking dummies.

Another zoo would have flow down and picked that guy up. Stupid asses.

You can also sell it to another zoo for, you know, cash. People want them for breeding too, since it's a free giraffe extra.

>Let giraffe free
>starving people would eat giraffe anyway

>UN flag

Commie giraffes won't climb trees and gather food because it only pays minimum wage + 1 take home basket. He was protesting. Giraffe lives matter!

On the bright side, I love that communism self selects out of the gene pool with starvation. Woah, I found something positive about communism. Does that mean the shilling is working?

Number of giraffes that have starved in capitalist zoos: 0
Number of giraffes that have starved in socialist zoos: 1

Of things are that bad why wouldn't you just eat the Giraffe before it is too thin?

Fucking pisses me off, why couldn't it have been a Venezuelan? Animals are pure

Best bait post

holy shit

That image is a lie. But anway

>Mad-Made
What's that?

I don’t give (You)s to these thirsty shitposters

"For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall
Concert hall
And echoes with the sound of salesmen...of salesmen...of salesmen."

godlike bait desu

Oh they did, they did.

10/10 best post

>Animals are pure
City slicker detected. Ever hear a rabbit scream because it just got nailed by a red tailed hawk? Ever watch a dog or a cat play with a mouse because it can?

I blame Walt Disney for this attitude.

You get more money from the people who pay you to be able to see it than it costs to keep it alive.

UNLESS you live in a socialist shithole. There, nobody can afford to go to the zoo, they are too busy trying not to starve to death and not getting murdered by the thought police.

Sven, every different mammal you decide to take care of merits an incredible amount of labor and cash to be spent on taking care of said animal. If this was a male (it's a juvenile) then essentially no one would want it for a captive program due to males putting a disproportionate amount of stress on their resources. You may not know this but even the best facilities in the world often have to sequester their males for days at a time behind the scenes due to limited roaming and viewing space. No one is going to foot the bill to take care of a male giraffe from a South American zoo. The burden simply makes such a proposal untenable. Once again, if you can't figure out that all year round in the US hundreds of big cat Cubs are put down due to lack of proper facilities then I don't know what to tell you.

Herbivores tend to have shit tier stomachs.
>Carnivores can digest practically any type of meat.
>Omnivores can digest anything that hasn't rotted and a fair amount of things which have rotted.
>Herbivores can digest one or two plants and will die if they eat anything else long term.

It's the Panda/Koala problem although not as exaggerated.

No thats the result of niggers.

Venezuelan here, shit sucks, hopefully you and the faggotry in your country dies soon.

yeah, very "communist"

It's supposed to be a *workers paradise not a giraffe paradise you bourgeoisie scum!