Why do you Americans need big trucks?

If you didn't have to drive these big planet-killing gas-guzzling monstrosities and could bring yourself to make common-sense truck legislation a reality, you would never have trucks falling into the wrong hands. Europe has common sense truck regulations and never has to worry about trucks, why do you Americans still fail to get this simple common sense thing done???

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To hunt down minorities.

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>be American
>get trucked

A lot of Americans drive them for status, but also a lot of them drive because they do a lot of work on their own houses and wood and other stuff can't fit in a car. Compare to Europe where regulations make it harder for you to work on your own house.

>Planet killing
>Be like Euros
Fucking kek

How else would we roll coal on the lefties?

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The best part is 90% of the retards here don't get the joke

4x8’ sheet of plywood fits in the box, so you can feel safe taking the highway back to your house. That and we can actually afford boats and horses.

>implying

But you have a van problem.

But you cant afford a simple healthcare. Nice eco chamber there

The same reason I have the red white and blue tattooed on my forehead and swing my dick in the wind.
Because I fucking can.
Faggot

u almost got me

Because they work great off road where I live.

Trucks are popular here. People think it's worth dragging around 8000lbs of iron only to use the box of the truck once or twice a year. Or often never. It boggles my mind. Western Canada

Obesity

so we can drive over the bodies of anti-fossil-fuel lobbyists.

They have big trucks to carry around their big arses

>socialism creates a problem
>suggests more socialism is the solution
Nice echo chamber there.

To remind Europoor how much freedom we have as Americans.

>Implying you wouldn't want to drive this.

Because we are allowed to own rifles and hunt animals with them, and that requires us to go into remote wilderness areas where a fucking Prius isn't going to cut it.

To btfo the eurocucks

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Fucking a, that truck is amazing.

kek

nice one
almost got me

>planet-killing gas-guzzling monstrosities

A lot of them are extremely efficient nowadays, and even hybrids.

>Being a truckold
Yeah you're sure a man driving like a dipshit in one of those things, totes not compensating for a micro dick

I haul at least 4 tons a day... I also live on a farm where it is needed. that's why

im from North Dakota, everyone has a truck here. we use them for work

My truck makes me allot of money

fu commie. just because you cannot afford a truck.

Muh dick!

We need em to haul dead commies to landfills and to make sure when we invade commie lands we have enough power to truck of peace you

Cuz we can bitch. AHAHA at your tiny fag cars and trucks

Because we need to overcompensate for our tiny penises of course.

You need the 4wd in the country, especially if you have winter weather.

All the people i know that have small penis syndrome or are really insecure drive a truck. Some people genuinely use them to haul stuff but most are just faggots or women wanting to feel empowered in the road or cover their insecurities.

Is California awake atm? The general quality of Sup Forums goes down when that filthy place of the planet is awake.

because it was a terrible "joke"

Yeah we're awake. Its 3pm here.

Here in North America, we have lots of really small rural isolated communities, so isolated that they don't even have paved roads. Trucks are required for off road places like this because the ruts in the dirt roads can seriously damage smaller or lower vehicles.

Why don't you try driving past the big city for a change? Can your car even handle driving into smaller towns and nature?

>posts pic of faggy new f150
>big truck

Pick one commie faggot. Also, kys.

I'd buy one if I had any money.

to be fair, the f150 has grown massively, and it's the "gotta take the kid to school and then buy a box of cereal at wholefoods" vehicle of suburbia, leaving out the SUVs which are essentially the same thing.

>f150
>”big”
>not a GMC Sierra 3500 HD Denali Duramax with z71 package
>it’s like your not a man

My truck. Cause this is America.

>Implying GM trash even counts as an automobile

>implying ford is any better

Stay mad poorfag

suburban and city retards with trucks are the worst

im genuienly interested. how much is this?

$60,000?

Wew lad, nice.

>60k
HahahahahahahahahahahahHHahahahahahajajananajabahahahahhahahah

Try 85k.

Jew Theodore Allen invented the term 'white privilege'.

Always accuse your enemy of what you are doing. The jews are everything leftists accuse whites of and no one is talking about it.

(((affirmative action))) = white quota. Notice how this never applies to Jews.

White privilege is literally kikes projecting about their own tribe.

We’re White when we want to hide, and we’re Jews when we need to blame Whitey!

Jews constantly spread ideas about whites "having privilege" and being "supremacist" to rally nonwhite against whites (rather than Jews), playing the victim and being invisible is the only way they can stay in power.

The only thing Jews are superior at is having more money (which they've gotten mostly through usury over the millenia), verbal intelligence which allows them to manipulate people to get into positions of power, and the ability to lie to get what they want.

They're parasites, and the only way they can even exist is by leeching off white people's creations and nations (even Israel leeches off the United States military/monetary aid to exist)

Jews have identified as “White” in order to infiltrate, take over, and subvert White Western civilization. However, now that they have achieved incredible power and used government, media, and academia to wage an all-out assault against White people, top jewish leaders are now telling jews to abandon “Whiteness” in order to join in the fight against “racism”. According to them, race is just a social construct, so there really is no issue with jews choosing to be White one day and an oppressed minority (that controls almost everything) the next.

They like to hide behind “Whiteness” in America when their people commit massive crimes, from the recent Wall Street scams that cost us trillions of dollars all the way back to the trans-Atlantic slave trade, which they dominated.

>that tiny fucking bed
aint gonna get no work done like that. waste

Hahahaha what the fuck did they seriously air that shit on tv? lmfao

Yup

My dad got a 2015 on for 75k it only had 3k miles on it.

Because my twin turbo f150 actually uses less gas than my previous fully built wrx.

Also i have a ton of tools, do a lot of sidework apart from my electrician dayjob.

Also Canada, snow, etc.

Because they have little dicks

this

>Be GM
>Make shit cars
>Get massive bailout
>Continue to make shit cars
>cost taxpayers 10B because they cant make enough money back

>Be Ford
>Make shit cars
>Face bankruptcy
>Reorganize and solve problem in house
>Begin making decent quality cars
>Cost taxpayers nothing
At least Ford stands on their own feet. GM cant even sell as many trucks as ford despite having 4 competing trucks.

>Europe has common sense truck regulations and never has to worry about trucks
Paris much? Part and Parcel land much? Stupid commie larper.

The F-150 is just everything a truck is supposed to be all at a competitive price.

Ford is a company that still has the balls to put crank windows in their trucks. Everyone else has to try and make themselves a fashion statement.

I just find it really weird the idea that you would live somewhere where you'd be so absolutely certain that it wouldn't rain that you could carry stuff around in an open cargo area.

Why do Americans hate vans?

I would prefer one of these over almost anything desu

>Be GM
Roll for initiative

"arms race"

that is why these things exist.

as more people bought trucks and minivans, the ability to look down the road through the window of the car in front of you steadily disappeared.

So people started buying taller and bigger vehicles so they could see down the road.

Should I buy a truck? I need to travel around N.Alberta for work and get paid $0.50 per km traveled

Please respond

GM has a shit ton of Lyft ownership and is quietly much better in self driving and electric cars, they looking to the future.

I am biased tho i have their stock

t jew

You can kill people with a mini cooper just as easily.

lmao this is such a fucking joke, liberals are so delusional

To haul around our massive balls.

the real reason American trucks are so huge is that post ww2 countries wanted to stimulate their domestic grain industries and put tariffs on American grain one of the counter tariffs by America was to limit light truck imports. this is when American domestic development of light trucks started to differ from Japanese and European sizes mostly because of the large dispersed rural population.

I have no idea how big the dicks are of all the people I know. I must not be european

>Because they have little dicks
two types of men in the US
those with trucks
and those concerned about truck drivers dicks

this guy knows his shit
do not get a truck unless he approves
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to transport goods including food and building materials, foreign concepts to you commies

Ever try to pick up a load of dirt or a bunch of panelling in a Prius? You can't.

You like Europe so much, GTFO out of the US. And if you're already IN Europe, stay the hell out of our business.

Because the suspension of a Prius can't support the weight of my dick

the reason that people drive pickup trucks it that the majority of car accidents causing death are with another vehicle

bigger vehicle = less likely to die in the most likely to occur cause of death on the road

five star safety rating hybrid car = good rating vs immovable object like a brick wall, bad rating vs other heavier vehicles

>why need?
To tow my camper / toy hauler trailer that has my dirt bikes in it. Don't be jealous just because you have a boring shitty life.

Because fuck you

Fucking memer

>Nissan GT-R
>Acura NSX
>supercars
more like eco friendly sporty luxury sedans
ofc the mustang would win
no american sports car could beat a McClaren, Bugatti or Ferrari though

im a proud american patriot but american sports cars are shit im afraid

or porsche or lamborghini

>he doesnt know about the Hennessey Venom GT

look up the buick grand national

Yes I'm sure safety if their top concern......

its a modified version of a british car though
the lotus exige
Hennesy isn't a car manufacturer they just tune cars

ps. They need to bring back the 8 foot beds and offer crew cabs as an option instead of standard.

The Ford F-150 is the worlds best selling truck and it's only sold in North America.

If ever there was a vehicle for the masses, comrade, this would be it.

still american even if it has british roots.

U.S.A too has british roots :^)

the what?
all i get from bing is buick regal

i want to agree with you but i want an american manufacturing company to make a supercar to compete with all the italian crap
and so far there isn't any

Because Americans actually work. We build things, we own farms, we raise livestock, we need towing and hauling capabilities. Many businesses give trucks to their employees to use as part of their jobs. There's also people that like to drive a big V8 4x4 just because they can.

You don't have supercars but America sure makes the best muscle cars.

Nonsense comrade, the F150 is made by Capitalists! Drive a Trabant, a superior car made by superior communism!

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