Mormonism is the most based religion

Mormonism is the most based religion.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=i1sO5vJfNWs
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

If you're an American, and you're not Mormon yet... then what the FUCK are you doing?

That's one opinion

mormonism is the most objectively hilarious religion.

wrong, that is scientology

The mormon test of truth is as follows:
1. Pray and ask God if mormonism is true.
- did God say yes? Then mornonism is true.
- did God say no or not answer? Then you didn't pray rightly. Repeat until God says yes.

And that, kids, is how you know mormonism is true. I ain't even making it up, they'll tell you with a straight face that's how you know if it's true.

Morons grab your handgranades do a suicide one one the Amish. The purge is on.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb....

i'm inclined to agree t b h desu

hats off to muh lds bros, you are doing religion right.

Ron Hubbard never "translated" hieroglyphics such that even his own church had to admit he fucked it up entirely.

it only draws mexicans, dying in Europe, stagnant in 'Murrica,

>based

>fucked up entirely

I think you mean made up entirely

>mexican Mormons

wut?

Laci

Atheism is the only true religion.

there are tons of lds mexicans

Anyone who reads the book of Mormon objectively can see it was written by a dude with a hardon for King James english, but that the dude didn't quite get how King James english really works. Just count how many times "Behold" is said on a given page. sometimes every sentence in a whole chapter starts with "behold." If you were an idiot who thought "behold is something you write to make your work sound like the Bible" that makes sense. If you're a sensible person who realizes that "behold" means "Pay attention to this relatively or especially important thing", then you realize it's dumb af.

>a heretical sect of a heretical sect of a heretical sect of a Jewish religion
>based
choose one

Most based community but can't get with the religion

Just keep having white kids you fucking weirdos

Mormonism is a blight of a religion. It's followers are prone to pedo shit.

When your "secrets" and rituals are just half arsed freemasony ripoffs.

>based
>eligion
pick uno

SOME of the rural Mormons ARE based. SLC mormons are fucking rife with faggotry and are NOT based in any way.

mormonism is a religion of the Devil because it is polytheistic, perverted, false and tries to posture as the same as Christianity when it is nothing alike. Ask any mormon if a person who does good works still goes to heaven and most will say "yes". The truth is that if you do not believe that believing in Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven you are not saved and will go to hell

Not surprising that the followers of an adulterous pedophile are adulterous pedophiles. Never met a hardcore mormon that wasn't a pervert

Something tells me God is going to change his mind about brown people again once the RAISE act is passed and the Mormons are no longer able to bring 3rd worlders into the country to work in their ski resorts and auto body shops for 3rd world wages.

Fake news, poor attempt.

Mormons emphasize family/community heavily.
The manual still recommends against interracial marriage (but allows it).
Your wife will be a virgin when you get married.
I don't think the leaders will cuck on gay marriage (if they do, I'm out).
Opposes baby murder.
Opposes (((porn))).
No drugs, alcohol, or caffeine.
No degenerate gambling.
No piercings/tattoos/beards (your body is a temple).
Only about 25% vote liberal (stupid women).
Very interested in genealogy (preserving white purity).
Always prepared for emergencies (unlike blacks).
Everyone is well-dressed, well-spoken, and well-educated (BYU).

False. Mormonism WAS the most based religion. Now it is ran by a Jew known as Thomas Monson. Monson has been turning Mormonism into a global religion, aka, bastardizing it with masses of niggers paid for through white tithes.

They are supporting the Africa population boom that is expected to destroy Europe and all of the white race as we know it, and they're using tithing from white people to do it.

Furthermore, Mormons and Catholics are the two highest sources of "refugee resettlement" programs.

Mormons are unwittingly supporting white genocide, and they have been since 2008.

>reject catholic church
>start a works-based religion
>claim monopoly on priesthood and baptism
>only we hold the keys to heaven etc.
>be nice to get to heaven, kids!
>our church leaders are continually receiving new revelation, kids!

If you want to be a real catholic, stick with catholicism. Why go with the lame ass new version that is mormonism?

Nicest people I have ever met. Leave them alone

Mormons are more Christian than most Christians out there, and Mormons aren't even Christians!

scientology is a blatant scam which makes it not really funny. mormonism and jehovas witnesses are without question the funniest in my book. Mormonism is indeed a based ideology, and I would gladly fight along side them if it came down to it, but that doesn't change the fact its a hilarious made up religion.

unironically, i think /we/ need to subvert jehovas witnesses into handing out pamphlets in active war zones.

Most Mormons aren't American. White Americans are just a majority-minority in the LDS church now.

Book of mormon is a complete fraud.
youtube.com/watch?v=i1sO5vJfNWs

Mormonism teaches a false gospel and a god that is not the God of the Bible:
Galatians 1:8-9 KJV
[8] But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. [9] As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

According to mormonism you have to do all those things listed in there in order to go to heaven, but the Bible teaches all you have to do to go yo heaven is believe in Jesus Christ:
Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV
[8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Romans 4:5-6 KJV
[5] But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness. [6] Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works,

Romans 11:6 KJV
[6] And if by grace, then is it no more of works: otherwise grace is no more grace. But if it be of works, then is it no more grace: otherwise work is no more work.


The mormons are so cowardly that they have to try and make their false religion seem like Christianity to give it credibility when it is closer to islam than Christianity:

both say you get wives after death, both focus on benefits in this life rather than the next, both teach you have to do good works to get to heaven.

All false religions have this in common, you have to do some good work to get to heaven, the true Gospel of Jesus Christ is salvation by faith in Jesus Christ alone, plus nothing, minus nothing

Mormons don't even believe in Christ, they are literally the definition of someone who is not a Christian, why is it that stupid atheists try to tell Christians what Christians should be like, YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN CHRIST! Shut up

>cult
>can't handle an iota of criticism
>islam-tier origins
>adherents make a point of only attempting to convert gullible/unassuming people
>ostracism as leverage for conversion
>unless you're a kid of a mormon family then anything goes
>will assault members for actually seeking Christ
Satan's most passive-aggressive agents

>polytheistic
No more so than Biblical (pre-Catholic) Christianity. When people say this, they cite the non-belief in the Trinity, which is not a Biblical concept, and the belief in becoming gods, which is supported through the idea of the Atonement of Christ and becoming co-heirs with him.
>The truth is that if you do not believe that believing in Jesus Chris
Mormons believe the only way to be saved is through Christ, however, you're confusing their belief in a post-mortal salvation in hades for those who did not have a chance to accept Christ in life with not having to accept Christ. The reason they have temples is their belief in everyone having to be baptized is so strong they need to be baptized on behalf of those who would accept it in life had it been offered.

>caffeine
Caffeine, it's just coffee and tea (non-herbal) that are bad.
>beards
Beards come and go depending on what social norms are at the time.

Jehovah's use only 66 books of the bible like protestants.

Mormons have so many extra books its hard to keep count.

Galations 1:8 "But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God's curse!"

Maybe cite why they are funny? Both are completely different except for evangelism.

Except Jesus and the Apostles taught that baptism by proper authority was necessary.

except they never, ever taught any such thing.

the Trinity is a biblical concept (1 John 5:7, Genesis 1:26) so you're a liar and the truth is not in you. And mormonism is polytheistic because they teacher there are billions and billions of gods

Mormons teach that if you don't know a secret hand shake you can't go to heaven and they teach "another" gospel which is not another. They try and add to the Bible which is something cursed in the Bible. You are a liar and you are a liar.

Mormonism is of the devil, and anyone who is in that religion is serving Satan

>All false religions have this in common, you have to do some good work to get to heaven, the true Gospel of Jesus Christ is salvation by faith in Jesus Christ alone, plus nothing, minus nothing
This is a misrepresentation of Mormon beliefs. In the Mormon church there are multiple levels of heaven. In the lowest level all that is required is faith. The works are required to get into the higher levels. Still crazy of course but one of your arguments are undeniably false.

Mormons are the most based religion simply due to all the proselytizing they do on Sup Forums of all fucking places.

Wrong, baptism is a work, what about the thief on the cross was he baptized?

Mark 16:16 KJV
[16] He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

this is the verse you are misquoting, what does it say about someone who believes and is not baptized, lets see what the Bible says:
John 6:47 KJV
[47] Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
John 3:16 KJV
[16] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

In the two above verses the only requirement is believing and the one you misinterpreted says nothing about a believer not veing baptised and being damned, so why are you adding to the Word of God?

Proverbs 30:6 KJV
[6] Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

wrong they teach that Jesus Christ is a created being, they teach God the Father is a created being, they can't believe in Jesus because they don't believe he is who he says he is. They believe their own version of Jesus which is not Jesus. They don't go to heaven period all mormons go to hell when they die

Every mormon I have met guy and girl hates jews.

Being a catholic I find this attractive, but dont get why the pope loves jews. Jesus died on the cross a Jew ending the satanic teachings of Jews making it so all those jews who didnt follow him be condemned to hell for ignoring the son of God and his teachings.

Let's all argue about the proper way to worship the make-believe man in the sky!

What are you even talking about? How does that relate to what I said in the slightest?

Their president is a Jew. Thomas S. Monson was appointed after the death of Hinkley which is against the churches customs. Unsurprisingly, Thomas S. Monson already had Hinkleys grave dug before he died. It's pretty obvious the church is no longer safe from Jewish influence.

Come on, dude, show us that one. It's 100 percent bs.