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Elon "Rocket up your ass" Musk
Elon "Put your hands on my tube" Musk

Elon "My dick is electric" Musk

ROCKET MAN IS ON A SUICIDE MISSION

Elon "Government subsidy? I take them compulsively" Musk

No

Elon “Gets a Rocket past the moon, faster then Kim Jong Un” Musk

Elon “Black balled By Oil, Cuz my cars run on Tin Foil” Musk

Elon "The Earth revolve around earning currency,
Copernicus, more connected than the alphabet in cursive is" Musk

Elon “Stock markets say I’m supposed to crash, but my Tesla’s are to fast” Musk

Elon “Building Train in L.A. Keeping me a Paid” Musk