>A permanent ban on climbing Uluru will come into effect within two years.
>The decision was made unanimously today by the Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park board of management, who have set a closure date of 26 October 2019.
>The date marks the 34th anniversary of Uluru being handed back to Anangu, the traditional owners of the sacred site.
9news.com.au
AUSTRALIA
YES
Straya should have killed all the abos.
What is with Whitey and the craze to climb pointy things? You remind me of the rooster in the animal kingdom. Always wanting to feel special from atop an elevated position. White Supremacy is in your DNA. I am glad the rest of the world is finally putting a stop to this.
I'm a rock climber who has experienced closures in the US. It's all about getting one win back against the white man. Sacred pile of stones that are 100 years old yadda yadda.
Just another form of multiculturalism. Meanwhile the Klamath tribes are all fucking their offspring on the rez
Awful bait, try harder please.
Who cares, since handing Ayers Rock to the abbos it's become a shithole. It stopped being relevant or a world wonder over a decade ago.
Now it's just a shitty rock in the desert surrounded by assholes who want to rob you blind and hand you flyers to condemn you for being white.
Even gorillas live on mountains.
who wants to come climb it in 2020 with me, we can put a trump 2020 flag ontop of it.
i got a few hunting rifles (farmfag) so the blacks won't trouble us.
>Be Abos
>Literally only thing of note they have is a fucking rock in the middle of Australia.
Let them have it.
>What is with Whitey and the craze to climb pointy things?
>Pointy
>Uluru
Fuck's wrong with you nigga
Almost every single comment on all news sites running this story is against the ban (won't be long before pro-ban comments are forced to the top) which is good. Also this will only stop people who go there with a licensed tour guide because its closed nearly all year but people do it anyway. This board of management consists of 8 aboriginal "traditional owners" (people who've simply inhereted the land and likely have no deep connection to it), you'll find most aboriginal elders believe the land belongs to everyone and that groups like this shouldn't be speaking or making rules on behalf of all abos. Real, traditional bush abos are actually real nice people
Sounds like the Maori elite in NZ.
Talking on "Behalf of Maori" when most Maori loathe them and think they are full of shit.
Look everytime there is a roading or major building project in or around Auckland. They start claiming "Spirits" or "taniwhas" live nearby and they need millions of dollars for a "blessing"
I think it is because long ago our people solved many of the problems mankind faced involving acquisition of resources. We implemented irrigation, agriculture, domesticated beasts to do the tilling for us and all this added up to a surplus of time. We went "damn, now that I have free time at the end of the day instead of aimlessly chasing a monkey into the night I could challenge myself in other ways."
While your plan may work spectacularly, you risk much.You risk turning out like that one /k/ fag who didn't even kill a single nigger yet ruined his life. All I have to say is, if the moment of your life comes, make sure to make it worth it.
I thought real, traditional bush abos would eat you if given the chance.
Never stop on the desert highways
stop em!
>tfw only call it Ayer's Rock because fuck those shit tier pooftas that give a shit about subhumans
feelin cheeky m8
isn't it already banned?
might go climb it these holidays then
>not planting petrol huffing centres at its base
>not giving abos the idea to store said petrol at key points in Rock
>not having the abos blowing up the only thing they have left
you guys really missed an opportunity here
I bet 100% its not abbos that want you to stop climbing there. That place is close to the american and australian military and spy bases stfu about dumb abbos and look at the real potential reasons.
>le edgy military camp spaces gubment denial
shuddup, out of all the vast nothingness that is most of Australia, how fucking stupid would a government have to be to put it near the ONLY tourist attraction for miles and miles around?
They say at the top there is a holy wellspring from which the most pure, high quality petrol flows fourth
isn't that where your faggots fuck and the abbos shit?
???
the abos have been exploiting this tourist trap for years m8, it's their one source of pride and attention. American spook shit is elsewhere
They will open a casino at the foot of it. But seriously, they will change their minds when they realize the lost revenue hurts the liquor supply.
Well the only real thing we have there is in NSW, the other base is in the Western Territory? I think?
Boongs care, I don't.
Whatever, keep your big spiritual rock thing if you'll stop asking me for 2 dollas foh tha bus
>he doesn't know about the NT ICBMS
the yanks could glass all of asia from here if they wanted to
>implying I'm allowed to talk about it
DELET
>I'm a rock climber who has experienced closures in the US. It's all about getting one win back against the white man.
You'd think that it would occur to them that abusing your masters' good nature repeatedly isn't a particularly good idea.
Then again, this is the moronic race that turned its lush, jungle continent into a godforsaken desert.
woke af
You sound like Wiley Cayote
I too thought we couldnt climb it anymore.
Guess I know where the next trip is.
you can't go climbing around on people's sacred shit. You can't climb all over a shinto shrine so why should you be able to climb all over this
still trying to find a good pic of Mein Kampf to shop on this guy. But in all serious it's worth a shot
All of canada is part of my sacred religion
all nonwhites out now please u disturb holy site go now pleas
because the Japanese culture is sophisticated and deserving of respect
this is a big fucking rock in our own backyard, a fucking shinto shrine
I see no issue with this if it's considered their property.
because they burned all their other "sacred" shit, you gutless glass-eyed cunt
What the fuck is uluru? Is that like the traditional nigger name for a rock that already has a god fearing christian name?
The exact location of pine gap is not disclosed.
It's necessary at this point.
the shop or the blowing up of the rock?
Yeah that's the boong name for it. The Europeans called it Ayer's Rock.
The abbos should get back to drinking and just sleeping on roads. Fucking subhumans.
Shhh... goddammit.
>if you'll stop asking me for 2 dollas foh tha bus
Hillary Clinton has a better chance of becoming US President than this happening.
Who cares, its in the middle of fucking nowhere literally nobody has been there other than the guy who took the one picture of it
Lots of dumb cunts apparently die each year from climbing around on it with no climbing gear.
>implying they wouldn't siphon the gas to huff
cmon lad
Allowing indigenous peoples to continue existing was a mistake. Andrew Jackson was a godsend for us, it's just too damn bad we replaced one burden for another by freeing and keeping niggers.
>hunting and gathering for millennia so you never reach that stage of abundance where you have time to do other things
Africa!
That sounds a lot like our Natives, kek. Actually they've gone 1 further, and my province can't even get an impact assessment past these fuckers.
I remember when Gouki cracked the thing in half with 1 punch. You would not believe the whining that followed.
I already climbed it, took a rock and some brine shrimp from a puddle on top. Fucking Jews using every shitskin to attack the western world.
It's just a big fucking rock. Don't give a shit, to be honest.
Its not even that much fun to climb anyway, its hot as fuck the whole way up and very dangerous. Australia has heaps of wayy better rocks to climb
Yes.
Climbing this thing is literally the only attraction there. The local area is going to go from mildly successful tourist trap to absolutely dirt poor abo reservation. It never gets old to see retards shooting themselves in the fucking head.
>pic
Do it in four words.
"the orchestrators were [redacted]s"
I'd go and do it too. Leave firearms alone, though, as it'll fuck your license over.
Go full on Solid Snake and plant the flag on top.
...
Who said it was theirs? Did they MAKE it? In order for your analogy to work, that would have to be the case.
No one on this earth can tell me I can't go anywhere. Id walk into area 51 if I lived in America. Im gonna climb the Uluru and stub a durry out on top of it after I smash a six pack and throw the cans of the side.
>our Natives
What are Russian natives? Sami? Inuit?
Lmao, you all should have just killed your natives like we did
Uh Canadian desu. I share an IP with 500 waterheads
In The Hero with a Thousand Faces Joseph Campbell wrote about how some Abos used to cut boys a symbolic vagina between nutsack and anus. They opened up the wound of older guys too, just to force the kids to drink the blood. What an amazing culture I guess. Really wants me to tug myself in real comfy and go back to the dream time were symbolic vaginas ride rainbow snakes and shit like that. You know, talk to a kangaroo and stuff?
most shinto shrines are mainly natural features with a small gate or pagoda
thats really not a good idea, there's a reason why aboriginal people believe it needs to be treated with respect
yes they made it
are you talking about the myth that aboriginal people burned all the vegetation in australia?
A Shinto shrine has to be made, this is literally just a rock sitting in the middle of the desert.
I challenge him... to a children's card game!
Who will pay for the petrol and VBs if tourists leave?
Oh right, aussie taxpayers obviously.
White people have a long & dark history of geologically appropriating sacred sites away from Abos
MY LAND WHITE CUNTS
the ceremonies take time and effort
DUDE DON’T HAVE ANY ASPIRATIONS AND JUST LIVE IN MUDHUTS LMAO
Ban starts in 2019 for some reason. So we have 2 years left to go climb it and graffiti a swastika on it or something.
This is very true
stone age abos finest asset is a huge rock
Not a good idea? I bet the base of it is allready littered with metho bottles and ciggie butts. Do you actually know why it is considered sacred?
It's because abbos believe the spirits of the ancestral beings continue to reside in these sacred places making the land a deeply important part of Aboriginal cultural identity.
But not as important as asking me for a doller every time I walk into the shops.
Are they going to remove the chain? Otherwise this ban isn't a ban.
...Its a big rock, really has abo culture in perspective really.
i have stayed in lots of unfortunate rural outback towns, and i can say that i have seen multiple abo's walking along the middle of the road huffing petrol out of a paper bag
Nothing wrong with huffing some opal to enter dream time as long as you do it recreationally.
I got to climb Ayers rock during my Year 9 school trip. The teacher and kids stood around some plaque but i wandered off on my own. It felt like nobody was around me so i took a piss and stole a giant rock. I pissed on Ayers rock and im probably one of the last white men to have ever done it.
It's mainly Asian tourists that climb Uluru
>how fucking stupid would a government have to be to put it near the ONLY tourist attraction for miles and miles around?
watch australian politics for 5 minutes and come back to me
my house is sacred therefore no one else can come. see how shit your logic is?
I climbed Ayers Rock as a kid, is that anywhere near as big as this Uluru
my culture leads me to control the entire world and everything in it
i'm jewish
Its a rock.
It's not something that someone built like a Shinto Shrine. It's a natural formation. Abbos have no inherent right to it.
Because they're literally just claiming land as sacred to keep others off it. They didn't build anything cool like a shrine, they just said "this land is ours, fuck off" and I bet they use it as an excuse to shit on whites and twist thumbs for more gibs as well.
Still not as bad as Jewish genital mutilation.
I did. I stand corrected
can I climb all over the outside of your house?
a shinto shrine is just a small gate or pagoda designating natural formations. Its the natural formations which are important not so much the gate/pagoda. So is it acceptable to do things to those natural formations that the japanese would deem disrespectful and sacrilegious?
well it does happen to be their land. Uluru has been sacred since long, long before non-aboriginal people were in australia
Fun fact, the petrol bowsers on thedesery highways are locked up in cages because it's easier than locking up the petrol-sniffing abos
What the fuck is an Uluru?
Ayer's Rock
Oprah went there once
They are the same rock user