Not me, but: >I know a pair of identical twins from high school. >One of them has a job at a work site - laborer I think >Oftentimes, the other brother will just turn up and do the job instead, and they split the wages.
wtf lads?
Connor Bailey
>girl
Alexander Cooper
>I cant wait til she grows little girly titties so I can fuck her virgin arse thats what he is probably thinking
Grayson Fisher
...
Justin Fisher
THICC
Ayden Ramirez
wonder if she will give me a reach around
Jack Wilson
...
Anthony Morales
A fortnight to go lads.
Jeremiah Price
>girl
Evan Murphy
getting sick of them going on about how many people voted. I don't care how many voted I care about if we get the gas the poofs
Luke Evans
Go work somewhere else cunt, you are blocking my scissor lift spot
Michael Brown
How ya going ya poofs.
David Johnson
drinking some VB
Caleb Anderson
sick as a dog mate
Caleb Bailey
SICK CUNT. ME TOO! mixing it up with a few nelson countys
Grayson Sullivan
here you go mate
Thomas Morris
I got a bottle of Johnny Walker and some dry ginger for later. Can't get too pissed with people around
Luis Thomas
If they ban climbing it for real will they remove the chain?
Caleb Hughes
> finish prevoc electrical course. > get dropped by the places I was doing work exp at, both citing they don't have any spots open till 2018 > can't find a sparky apprenticeship anywhere near me > try job agencies > waste of fucking time Help me user, I'm ready and bloody willing
Jose Long
yeah and they are going to get an abo to spray paint FUCK WHITE PEOPLE on the side of it and call it art
Kayden Brown
yeah it's a cunt hey. I did my cert 2 in electrotechnology and coulnd't get anywhere.
I just threw my hat in with the MTA and got a Light Vehicle Motor Mechanic apprenticeship within two weeks. Maybe give it a go mate?
Jayden Bell
But I don't know fuckall about fixing cars.
Adam Wilson
28 have a masters in marketing can't find shit been unemployed for 8 months, living with parents I just want a reliable office job. Digital marketing has gone to shit thanks to offshoring live Perth the bogan shithole of Australia.
Daniel Ward
cheers mate, would be the go now desu. just got some lasange for dinner though, you?
Lincoln Nguyen
You should have tried harder in school.
Alexander Baker
The absolute state of the abos >people climbing rock and respecting the abos >ShutItDown.jpg >make the rock more enticing for people to climb, but no longer respectfully and intentionally just to take a piss off it and carve their initials into the top.
Lucas Rodriguez
neither do i mate. I said I have in passion for learning the operation behind mechanical systems and their subsequent repair and said I have the capability to learn, as shown by my previous certificate.
Yes prior knowledge is helpful but if you have your shit together in other ways then it can balance out.
Josiah Wilson
>ban climbers >tourism plummets >nobody wants to treck to bumfuck nowhere just to look at a fucking rock in the dry heat hellhole that is central australia >abos lose money >"b...b...but at least our culture is save from white climbers. S...s...save us whitey"
Abos deserve what they get here
Michael Foster
>tfw I have > Cert 3 in media > Cert 2 electrotechnology > Cert 2 Workplace practices > finished yr 12 about 3 years ago > dropped out of a Bachelor of Animation in 2015 > haven't had a paid job since 2016 February > it was a retail job too > had a number of "Work experience" jobs which were pretty much unpaid laboring for about 3 months each.
> still cannot find an apprenticeship or job because I'm 20 now and beyond the point of being employable
Kanakas are back, great. If only we could just employ native citizens who might actually demand decent working conditions instead of brown people who will work for barely any money and squalid residences.
Asher Morales
Ah, so you bullshit them. Sounds reasonable, I'll give it a go
Christopher Powell
What's wrong with ya?
Jose Thompson
It's a real shocker that the people that did fuck all for 40,000 years before colonisation can't manage a fucking rock well.
Evan Jackson
That's our goal to make Australia more bogan again. Wtf.
Sure bogans can be cunts but it's better than having your gay marketing job fucked off to curry land.
Poof.
Isaac Nelson
I've messed around with my own car and fucked around building PC's ect so I'm at least interested in that line of work.
They don't expect guys to come in and be a shit hot know it all. They want guys who are capable and show commitment.
Dominic Miller
The olgas and kings canyon are worth the trip, walking around ularu is pretty boring though but the climb up it is fun.
Blake Myers
first it was the flu, now a chest infection. been coughing so bad my ribs are fucked and doc is like oh if these meds don't heal ya you're gonna need x-rays. but the codine and antibotics seem to be working so here's hoping
Carter Turner
Lol hope so.
Be white. Not allowed to take pride in white achievements. Be Abo. Most of your 'achievements' are just the Australian bush existing, the sounds of currawongs and shit over the top of a waterfall.
Jason Sanders
I'd have no desire to go to uluru except for the climb. The view would be mad, from ground level its just a baron shithole.
Austin Jackson
>AUS >POL lmao
Mason Taylor
>FAG >GOT Lmao
Jackson Myers
You must be a shit worker then. Take control of the life you've been given, shape up and get a fucking job.
Have you any idea how many unwashed masses I have had to interview? If I have one person that shows up dressed smartly and sitting straight I'm 90% of the way to hiring them
Jaxson Moore
We're gaining confidence in our everyday living and how much our lives actually matter. For a long time we were told they don't
For fuck sake, the abbos got their sorry. They get every entitlement off the government that they want and still have the nerve to claim that nobody gives a shit about them. But they don't mind trying to scab a dollar or a ciggie off me every day I go to the shops. Fucking scum.
Blake Martin
Yes the walk around it at ground level is a boring walk, but the olgas and kings canyon are cool
Joseph Smith
what's on telly dad?
Jaxon White
>Huur, like, once less than 20% of visitors climb it, we'll shut it down >It's closed 77% of the time anyway, so only 23% ever have the chance, and of those, nearly 100% climb it >NUH NO-ONE WANTS TO LETS CLOSE IT FOR GUD
Henry Wilson
probably not, our allies won't come to help.
Abos set fire to the ballot, Mussies are too paranoid, the Chinese are amazingly not enough.
Landon Martin
Yeah but I don't give a shit about them, the government might but the average aussie doesn't give a single fuck about abos except the leftists that want to us them to push their agenda
Angel Ortiz
I hope this is exactly what happens. That's the only fucking reason people travel out there. There is nothing else to see but abbos huffing paint on the highways up there, some emus, a fuckton of roadkill and like 2 trees in a sea of dirt. Although some people think it isn't the abbos that want people to stop climbing it. It is close so some American military bases. Could be a far fetched theory though.
Evan Martinez
I shave before every interview and I dress nicely. I honestly think the biggest thing that's turning employers off me is not having my P plates and living in bumfuck no where. Hopefully that'll change since my test for them is booked in for the 9th.
Evan Wright
I am thinking that it is going to be no win still. The media keeps bleating about it when everyone who is going to vote already has. I could be wrong
I wonder what the reason is for this? Probably foreigners going back home telling their friends "there are signs everywhere saying not to climb, just go to Sydney instead"
Jace Thomas
Ah, yeah dude no P plates is a killer, especially as you get older.
Grayson Garcia
How much will I need to make to be able to live alone?
Jackson Brooks
Head to farms user, if you aren't afraid of actual hard work they are good paying jobs. Collecting eggs or piggerys are good jobs. You get over the smell.
Adam Green
> the Chinese are amazingly not enough. Wtf, maybe the gooks are just apathetic since this is just their summer home
It's Wednesday, so probably garbage
Aaron Hall
yeah thats a big no, even for non-driving jobs you still want to have someone that can go do an errand or meet a client or something.
Robert Perez
Actually, since the Uluru folks started recommending to visitors NOT to climb the rock, though it was allowed, the numbers climbing have decreased, while the number of visitors has increased.
Jackson Morgan
We don't give a shit for good reason. We are sick of their bullshit. Not my fault they are to drunk or stoned to work. I have only met a handful of abbos who actually work towards making themselves a better quality person. The rest are druken fighting spastic tax stealing fuckwits. Pumping ice and getting in fights.
Luke Cook
How old were you when you got your full driver's license?
Thomas Wilson
Yeah well I'm sorting that out. Might try looking into courier work as well when I've got them.
Had a stint in a strawberry field a year ago, not even kidding, everyone who worked there was a backpacker who didn't speak English and smiled and nodded at $3 an hour
They survived, prospered even, and had a complex and diverse culture that persisted longer than any other on Earth... till we screwed it up.
David Price
Better be for a manual license user.
Isaiah Torres
I'll be 21 by the time I get mine mate.
Bentley Parker
No difference anymore but if you can't drive a manual you'd just have to say so. It won't restrict your licence you'll just look like a ballbag
James Russell
>MFW dropped out after year 7 >Fucked around for years >Did nothing >Want job >Go to friends boss, offer to work for him for free >He introduces me to a friend of his >"Fuck m8, you got any idea how to fix espresso machines?" >"No fucking clue, I'll probs break everything I tough but if you train me I'll have a shot" >"You're hired" The week before they posted on facebook looking for technicians with a minimum of three years experience, and have since fired "Industry veterans" with 20+ years experience because I'm better than them, and that was back when I was there for less than a month. Just bought myself a brand new car, totally outright, looking at buying some property for investment, and looking for more clients for weekend/after hour work
Austin Perez
> expecting me to be an autofaggot. Come on user, I'm in a shit place but I'm not fucking retarded
Blake Scott
Just checking most 20 years I know are pussies and only went for an auto license. But fuck that you at least have to know how to drive a manual in case of an emergency or something.
Colton Hernandez
34 and never had one, never owned a car. I have a job. Now everyone is going to call me a dumb cunt
Joseph Gutierrez
>prospered
>huts, sticks, stones
Having diverse cultures and living in huts in harsh environments are things humans have been doing for our entire existence. Admittedly, their very EFFECTIVE survival in Australia is somewhat impressive, but at the end of the day, they weren't really doing much with Australia.
Creating a civilisation of roads, hospitals, higher learning, true prosperity and millions of people in a fraction of time the Abos even existed is screwing things up. k coon
Evan Watson
Yeah nah not those kind of farms, they are only seasonal work anyway. I mean like proper meat farms. Or even factories like Inghams or steggles etc. Im on $25 an hour, it's not to bad bringing in over $800 a week for how easy the work is if you are physically fit.
Cooper Morgan
> getting a start through nepotism via your mate and being cheaper to hire as you'd be younger C-c-cool
I know how to fix espresso machines though, don't think that helps though
Austin Rodriguez
Nigga this is it. If you live out in nowhere and don't have a car, then they can't rely on you for anything, not even to show up. Get ya p's and you'll be golden.
