My mates pub crawl

Hello Sup Forums

My mate is coming back from the army and we are doing a pub crawl, the theme is politically incorrect.

We already have some good shit, like hitler, goings at trannies with "mentally ill" sashes.

However some of the boys don't know what to go as that is why i have come to to ask you mountain of men for some ideas.

Don't worry about something that is extemeley offensive we will be in a group of 50+ so no one will say anything to us.

should all go as hasidic jews and ss soldiers

Yeah we thought of that.
Someone going as hitler and someone else shaving their head and put striped pyjamas on and be chained to him.


But we want something better than that, we want shit that will really piss some cunts off.

I guarantee you that if your army mate is caught by the brass he’d be out on his arse. The ADF are hardline when it comes to anything even remotely connected to politics and members expressing views

Mohammed

That'd be the bomb!

Hes leaving like 3 months after the crawl and he hates it so much he doesn't give a fuck if they kick him out lol.
Lol

If no one goes as an SS Gestapo officer then I will be extremely disappointed in you shitcunts

Just find the cutest tranny you can and give her a couple hundred dollars and gangbang her together.

>The ADF are hardline when it comes to anything even remotely connected to politics and members expressing views
Then why do they march in mardigras then?

Just do it all dressed as Kikes. Psyop the normies

Wat
Yeah but we need more ideas, we can't all go as SS officers theres like 50 of us

Hardline as in it’s their views or the highway

D-d-did I fucking stutter?

But that has nothing to do with giving us ideas of what to dress up as?

Just run a train on the tranny you peice of shit

Hairy cunt feminist outfit
Illegal lmao outfit
Soy boy buzzfeed outfit
Socialist pantyfa outfit
Dodge challenger with human remains on windshield outfit

this guy is booking a ticket to aussie land.

Neck yourself

Already been there and done that, isn't as good as pussy.

but you haven’t tried it with 50 other guys yet

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Nah doing it with a chick would be better, because i live in a community where everyone knows everyone and everyone would find out she got gangbanged by 50 blokes lol

same thing can be done with the shim you just gotta make it’s dad watch jesus it’s like you’re a fucking retarded baby jesus fucking chrsi

Crystal meth is a hell of a drug

Where's the pub crawl at mate? I'll go! Haha

now you’re cooking with gas

We're from sydney, dunno where we are gonna do it at i said newtown for lulz but think we are gonna go manly.

All you need is a sheet and some cardboard.

maybe something to do with immigration? what about that gay survey shit. never go wrong with moslems

roleplay as long grassers

Yeah! just go as fucking mudslimes! with the gay little hats and dresses.

I dressed up like this a few years ago lol, people thought it was pretty funny. Never had any problems but I don't live in Vancouver, I'm in a small town so most people aren't in on this hyper-politically correct bandwagon.

Ideas - you could go as a burnt jew maybe. Dress in one of those concentration camp get ups but singe it all up first.

By "coming back" you mean he's leaving or just on leave?

That shit is guaranteed to get him kicked out of the army or at the very least permanently fuck up his military career.

I'm just about to go into the army start of next year. Why does he have it enough to want to leave??

What are you going in as?
I'm trying to get in at the moment aswell.
Heaps of cunts in the infantry hate it, its like love hate job.

>we want shit that will really piss some cunts off.
i didnt even had to check the flag

based
Go as Ned Kelly and Martin Byrant angels following Hitler and have one of your mates dress as an abo and havee him scream at people for ciggies

Black face

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