This is the future you chose

This is the future you chose.

You could have prevented this.

whats wrong with attracting men with pussy juice perfume

Vaginal mucous. The natural attractant.

I think that is fucking hot, how do I find her

Follow your nose.

this is literally fucking r9k tier shit

Meh

so in summation the scent from a open can of sardines or tuna will attract men

>jizz on my hand
>rub on neck
>rub on cheeks
>dab on tongue for pheromone charged breath
>walk around attracting mad bitches
LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE A WIZARD FOREVER AFTER ALL BOYS

H o t

>cashier at McDonald's being "a little nicer than normal"
UNDENIABLE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE

>why are white men going for asian women?! I just don't understand why they don't want white women anymore

Biocunts are so repulsive

>cashier at mcdonalds

Totally sounds hot because it's pussy juice, however just flip the roles. I'm going to masturbate furiously, pour semen into a cup and have that transformed into perfume. Women will absolutely love it when I kiss them. I will totally not be called a criminal for making an article about it. I'm gonna work as a cashier in McDonald's and not have any consideration of children walking by me, good lord! That's a good 20+ years in prison if done right.

Is it called Stanque?

Underrated. Fpbp

I know you're American, but she isn't white.

To be fair, I remember a few years ago on /fit/ when there were a few people who claimed to get women by using ball sweat as a cologne

Something about pheromones

I think that works because if you're dumb enough to wear ball sweat you've got absolutely nothing to lose.

Disgusting. Women just get worse and worse.

I just jizz in my pants. Women can smell the jizz and get turned on.

...

>jizz on my hand
>rub on neck
>rub on cheeks
>dab on tongue for pheromone charged breath
>walk around attracting mad bitches
>LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE A WIZARD FOREVER AFTER ALL BOYS

Three hours later:
>”Y all these gay guys hitting on me?”

...

...

>Stanque
my sides user

Fuck I remember ballsweat user

This is why I love Sup Forums.

but are gays attracted to male pheromones? does attraction work on a biological level in the same way it does for straights as it does gays?

OP prefers dick juice
OP, once again, is proven to be a faggot

It's true, the two serious gfs I've been with had a great pussy smell, I had sex with them on evenings, and I didn't take a shower when I got home at night after visiting them

Sometimes I woke up in the middle of the night and put my hand in my crotch and I could pick up a very faint smell of roses or something similar, it was really pleasant desu, it made me horny as fuck and I had to jack off in the middle of the night

You're a virgin or a fag who's accustomed to roasties if you don't see the attractiveveness in this

Anyone still have the ballsweat screencaps? Asking for a friend.

you are supposed to use your precum not your actual cum retard.

>smells like vagina in here?
excuse me?
>smells like fresh vagina in here.

Industrious lady... If her vaginal fluid smells good, she probably didn't have many sexual partners.

>Not finding your mate by way of scent
You pleb tier hogfuckers