Brit/pol- you fuckers are useless edtion

>New York truck attacker kills eight
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41825577

>Nigel Farage says Jewish lobby has disproportionate power in US
uk.businessinsider.com/nigel-farage-jewish-lobby-power-trump-israel-russia-2017-10

>Tory MPs named in dirty dossier
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5034799/Fresh-allegations-swirl-sex-Westminster.html

>Judge hears Lee Rigby's murderer is a 'charismatic' prisoner who has 'converted inmates to Islam' as he launches £25,000 action against prison officers 'who knocked out his teeth while restraining him'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5035517/Lee-Rigby-murderer-launches-25-000-court-case-against-MoJ.html

>David Davis concedes financial exit deal will probably favour EU
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/31/david-davis-concedes-brexit-financial-deal-will-probably-favour-eu

>Whitehall headcount to balloon by 8,000 workers
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/31/uk-has-spent-half-a-billion-gearing-up-for-eu-exit-says-david-davis

>Massive police presence after 'incident' at London's Deptford Bridge as huge section of road closed off
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/massive-police-presence-after-incident-11443107

>Banks prepare for Brexit job losses
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41803604
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Enjoy some top OC.

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Song for you lot for /comfy

That looks OK

Bump this so the other spergs find it

Max comfy culture

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXC9tuumjiA

Thanks.

These...these sounds...

Original is best.

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Joji's songs are all like that. Play some rain sounds quietly in the background over his songs and you'll be in a state of comfy-ness

Still love that version though.

Anyone else think we need more statues and monuments in the UK?

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>147509938
I don't give a fuck about what you think about who's better looking and etc etc etc.

The truth is, you're a subhuman Russian baboon who's LARPing as some Germanic with a pure bloodline or some shit.

You're beneath me.
I'm superior to you.
Fuck off my /brit/pol.

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The edgy tv channel is being ded controversial again

>100 simultaneous by-elections due to MPs getting sacked over sexual assault allegations

Not took a bigger L than last night, lost my phone on the way to the club which resulted in me not being able to get in because the ticket was on my phone. Then in the taxi on the way home the cunt didn't open the window like I told him, so I puked in the back and had to pay the £50 fine.

So you lot how was your halloween?

Our people don't respect our current statues, monuments and heroes, and most do not know who they represent or what they commemorate. More statues and monuments would be nice but it's a pipe dream, people need to learn to respect history and the heroic again first.

Fucking hell, I'm only 8 seconds in but look at the demographics on that thing that's bringing them into Britain, lots of young boys, young girls and women, now lets look at who was actually coming in.

Load of shite.

He admitted to being a faggot the other day as well, kek

Yea that's true unfortunately, there's a nice statue of Nelson in Birmingham, just wish there were more like it.

Excerpt from Douglas Murray's Strange Death of Europe that dispells the myth of immigration being a financial benefit.
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After decades of immigration from the third world, to paint a French high-tech entrepreneur as a typical migrant requires a considerable level of dishonesty. Most people who came to Britain in the period after the Second World War were not highly educated but poorly educated and from poor societies: that was why they wanted to better their lot by coming here. And among those who had qualifications many were, in any case, entering a society where these qualifications were not recognised as having parity and so they had to start down the chain in their profession. But the only way to present migrants as contributing not just equally but actually more than those already working and paying taxes in Britain id if we talk almost exclusively about highly educated, high net-worth individuals from first-world countries. The cliche of the "average immigrant" being an economic boom for the country only works when such exceptions are made to appear as though they are the rule.
All efforts to make an economic case for mass immigration rely on this trick. Among those to have used it are EU Commissioner Cecilia Malmstrom and UN Representative Peter Sutherland. In a 2012 piece they suggested that unless Europe opens its borders to mass migration, "Entrepreneurs, migrants with Ph.Ds" and others will all be "flocking to places like Brazil, South Africa, Indonesia, Mexico, China and India", thus leaving Europe to be a more impoverished place.

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One of the Few studies in this area is from the Centre for Research and Analysis of Migration at University College London. It is a study that is widely cited. In 2013 the centre published a working paper titled "The Fiscal Effects of Immigration to the UK". This working paper (rather than finished report) was exceptionally widely covered in the media. The BBC ran the story as a lead item with the headline: "Recent immigrants to UK "make net contribution"".

The story claimed that far from being a "drain" on the system, the financial contribution of "recent immigrants" to the country had instead been "remarkably strong". Following the lead of UCL's own positively spin press release, the nation media focused on the claim that "recent waves of immigrants - i.e., those who arrived to the UK since 2000 and who have thus driven the start increase in the UK's foreign born population", had "contributed far more in taxes than they received in benefits".
Elsewhere the study made the claim that far from being a cost to the taxpayer, immigrants were in fact "less likely" to be a financial burden on the state than the people of the country they were moving into. It also claimed that recent migrants were less likely to need social housing than British people and were even 45 percent less likely to be receiving state benefits or tax credits than "UK natives". Doubtless some members of the public hearing this claim wondered when all the Somalis, Pakistanis and Bangladeshis had managed to put so much money into the exchequer. But the study had performed the usual sleight of hand. It had presented the best-off and least culturally strange immigrants as in fact being typical immigrants. So the UCL study focused attention on "highly-educated immigrants" and in particular on recent immigrants from the European Economic Area (the EU, plus Norway, Iceland and Lichtenstein).

You see Pube's meltdown when she started spamming her mobile to win in a poll? Pretty sad, pretty sure she gave herself over 200 votes and still pretends it's legitimate. Think she's losing more and more of her marbles as the 25th approaches.

wew what a way to triggger both us and lefties
watch this get pulled before it goes on tv

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The working paper highlighted the fact that these people paid 34 percent more in taxes than they received in benefits while native British people paid 11 percent less in taxes than they received in benefits. Anybody doubting the financial benefits of mass immigration was suddenly opposed to wealthy residents of Lichtenstein transferring to the United Kingdom for work.

Yet anyone who wanted to delve into this working paper would discover that the reality was wholly different from the spin that the media, and even the university from which it hailed, had given to the findings. For although UCL's own estimate suggested that "recent migrants from the EEA between 2001 and 2011 had contributed around £22 billion into the UK economy", the fiscal impact of all migrants, regardless of origin, told an entirely different story. Indeed "recent" arrivals from the EEA were the sole migrants for whom such a positive claim could be made. Away from the spin, what UCL's own research quietly showed was that non-EEA migrants had actually taken out around £95 billion more in services than they had paid in taxes, meaning that if you took the period 1995-2011 and included all immigrants (not just a convenient high net-worth selection), then by UCL's own measurements, immigrant to the United Kingdom had taken out significantly more than they had put in. Mass migration, in other words, had made the country very significantly poorer of the period in question.

You're not seriously thinking of going?

Is pube unironically a girl?

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After some criticism for its methodology, manner of spinning and burial of crucial data, the following year UCL published its completed findings. By that point, and taking into account UCL's own figures, the results were even starker. For the full report showed that the earlier figure of £95 billion far understated the cost of immigration to Britain. In fact, immigrants over that 1995-2011 period had cost the United Kingdom a figure more like £114 billion, with the final figure potentially rising to as high as £159 billion. Needless to say, the discovery that immigration had actually cost the UK more than a hundred billion pounds did not make the news and nobody was aware on their news bulletins of a headline that should have read, "Recent immigrants to the UK cost British taxpayers more than £100 billion". How could they have done when the crucial finding didn't even make it into the conclusion of the publication that had discovered them?

He's Fallon on his sword

The state most of our current statues are in is ridiculous, usually covered in mold and decay, and that's if they aren't covered in grafitti and other shite.

Who the fuck knows any more. Our montenigger poster definitely is though.

Wonder what's going to come out about him this week, probably a big story on Sunday.

Foreigners need to fuck off Brit/pol/.
Western Europeans allowed only. Slavs can fuck right off.

Western Europeans are foreigners.

Unless you can trace your bloodline back to Alfred himself you should be executed on the spot.

They're /ourforeigners/

>you should be executed on the spot
Can't wait for the day desu.

If there's one thing I despise it's graffiti. I think spray paint should be outlawed. 5 years in prison for vandals.

rather have syzmon over hans any day

>the youth of today

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JUST

>The entire Tory Party admin being implicated in covering up a party child prostitution ring

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09d5pfd/this-world-the-balfour-declaration-britains-promise-to-the-holy-land

MICHAEL FALLON RESIGNED AS DEFENCE.
>MICHAEL FALLON RESIGNED AS DEFENCE.
MICHAEL FALLON RESIGNED AS DEFENCE.
>MICHAEL FALLON RESIGNED AS DEFENCE.

1.6 mb pic ..... really nigga?

>*blocks your path*
>DIE SAXON

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Hans
>contributes the economy
>has well payed job
>came to the UK for a degree
>doesn't drink or shit all over the place

Syzmon
>stands around ATMs to steal people's shit
>gets drunk at night
>literally comparable to a nigger

>Jamie Bulger
That was nearly 30 years ago, your point is invalid.

hitchcock?

>>>/ptg/

Source?

whats the chance he eggged a house lived in by a quintessentially british person of asian descent at halloween

Pro Brexit MP's are being targeted by Marxist MI5 sting operation.

They were scousers, different species mate

Beeb: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41838682

PWOAR

the only thing hans will contribute to is our blood refineries

>dropped his trip when I was talking to him and and eddie
>waited till I was gone to start talking about me instead of talking to me

U mad Fallon?

Fuck. Didn't he just grab some journalist's knee a decade ago? Or is there more I missed?

sadly I did see that, just proves her insane she is and desperate to win something on an online board where everyone knows she phone posts replies to herself the entire day. Can't wait for you to stomp her.

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wtf do niggers mean by "drop a L"

she's such a milf, umf I'd love to have a go on her.

loss

Majority on that list PRO-BREXIT

Time to fap.

I'm touching my dick as we speak.

BLACKED

>yfw it turns out Fallon is one of the men who was caught urinating on another MP

This
Said subhuman nigger fucker

why did Fallon resign? Just because he touched someone's knee years ago?

>William Wragg
>A video exists of three men pissing on him

wew

Is micheal fallon going to resign completly so we'll have a by election?

the fuck

PROMOTE HER TO DEFENCE SECRETARY

They're obviously going to pussy out of it and then try projecting and moving the goal posts, but I'm going up there anyway just to prove it.

Is there a more dislikeable figure in British politics?

Oh look it's the gay Russian that I just roasted.
Why haven't you fucked off yet?

Hey, CNs bringing back the wacky races. I hope they do it like pic related

*reads from cue card*

Fight Germany one more time and you’ll be 40% White British

We are Gods Chosen People - anyone who crosses us gets it even worse than us

Good-riddance you dirty fucking knee-toucher.

>forced to resign as his hand once Fallon another's knee
pottery.

win win for you. Get to stomp her in, or prove her wrong and she gets embarrassed and laughed off this board.

No, very often when these things happen they only resign from their cabinet roles. Mind you, if a video of 3 men pissing on Will Wragg came out online then I wouldn't see any other alternative than for him to resign as an MP and for a by-election to be held.

How do we stop him?

>oh but i'm going up there just to prove it

you can't even >> me online

>Women
>Defence secretary

How about no.
We need a hardened ex-general with a moustache, not a woman with glasses who's only 10 years into her career.

Abbo
but she'll actually be better as she'll be too stupid to implement anything

>t. dotty cherry boy

I can't wait
That's bascially another lib dem seat

I worry about you.

>Fox's just says "Adam Werritty"
what year is this

>Grant Shapps is so dull he has no detail other than "Affair"
Presumably it was with Michael Green.

Who is this coon and why do we care?