Funeral culture in your country

edition.

That's ultra nigger shit right there. Please don't let our burgernigs see this

It's tacky af but will be priceless artifacts 2000 years from now, if they last that long.

>>Please don't let our burgernigs see this

OKAY.

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that one is pretty cool

Why is Russia so weird, like, seriously why

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I am suprised there is no visible mercedes sign on that statue.

it got stolen

I, for one, would sit down and have a sumptuous meal with Big Don Kozlovsky.

I mean, it's not an offer I could refuse, but I would of my own free will.

Because we love good Scandinavian cars.

Hard and isolated 90's full of mafia who was rich in money and violence but very poor in education, taste or common sense.

It is basically a feral emergence of an unique tribal culture.

thats badass what is that a Lexus

fixed.

nigga is this actually a real wheel on this

Before I even saw your flag, I knew this pic was russian.

I think that being under communist poverty made russians obsessed with gaudy displays of wealth (as typically happens in poor countries, where those of some means try to distinguish themselves from the masses of no means), but since communism was so crappy and all their products were mass-produced garbage, it became this strange cult of american merchandise where everything "classy" was imported from the west. But these things in the west (like adidas tracksuits) are middle class at best by local standards so in Russia you end up with this cringey culture of flaunting middle class gear to seem wealthy.

fascinating, I want to become an anthropologist that specialize in Russian mobster now

Do you like this wine? This bottle costs $800. Here, have some more.

Now let's make a deal. You stay out of Moscow and I never hear of you again, or you end up naked in a ditch in siberia with all your fingers and teeth missing.

After you have eaten, you can perform a gypsy dance.

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>good Scandinavian cars.
that's an oxymoron

natural selection at it's finest

It is not true! Cars of economy class are also presented

Why do slavs have so bad haircuts? They all have that same forehead hair. Russian women have no problem with it?

>inb4 it's gay to care about appearance
Umm, no.

Come say that to my Saab and not online and see what happends, maggot.

I like how their suit is too big for them like you know they bought it second hand

how stupid one have to be to give a loaded gun to a child what the fuck how fucking stupid you have to be??

That's a murder, or incitement to suicide at least.

True, people need to be buried in sports suits

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criminal neglect

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>all those bandit's graves
At least somebody got their dirty money making all those tombstones.

Still driving my 2008 9-3 Aero :)

I thought I would trade it in by this point but I decided to hold on to it. Best car.

Who is also mafia related, thats how they bleach the money

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First. How is this politcal?
Second. How about you respect the dead?

SAGE

PORTS ARE CLOSED

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Looks like a poster for a Russian vampire movie

big man tyron?

>white "people"

So blad why is the picture mirrored?

>They all have
Not all, only people from small rural towns and villages. The poorer and less educated, the more probability of them to have a haircut like that.

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>post call 911 on Facebook instead of calling 911 yourself

What the fuck, I refuse to believe this person didn't have access to a phone BUT access to Internet

its probably for the best, the child would have come out just as stupid

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>in 2000 years historians will say Slavs worshipped cars

>russian physicists

Pic Related are from Romania. They range from poems to shitposts about how the person died.

is this really a plague victim? isnt plague highly contagious?

when it comes to benzes and other trashy continental shit that's basically the truth.

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>has to restart game
FUCK

the plague started there just by digging up random corpses to dance with them because nogs

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I'm still not convinced that this one is real. I can't think of one person who's first step in an incident like this would be to ask Facebook to call an ambulance.

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>> Respect for the dead

In the Orthodox tradition there is no death, as a consequence there are no dead

I never found an effective way to counter this, no matter how stealthy I made my virus.

>someone sneezes in England
>PORTS ARE CLOSED

heresy, fuck off and repent

saab, scania and volvo top every single piece of shit ever made in detroit

The perspectives are so fucked up on some of these, like first year art school student tier

Orthodox is the true Christianity though. Shame it's filled with slav trash otherwise I'd go to that Church.

t. 56- pardon, 52%

i like this

How do they make the dead smut-butt stick upright on the putt-putt like that?

how low we goin go?

I've heard someone call me 37%

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>sopa de americana

DELICIOUS

>russian dude
>german car

In mother Russia haircut has you

niggers in the south leave the dead guy in his bed for 3-7 days.

jesus christ I mean I love ripping on you guys for the bants but I doubt it's that low already...

max comfy

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So you let slavs dictate the church you want to go instead of the truth of Christianity?

are these "pictures" just painted on the granite or actually molded into the surface?

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pretty sure the real story behind this was the icp mongo pictured didnt know she was pregnant for a longass time and continued to drink and do every drug known to man until the baby showed up. That's going back to the days of SA. Thanks for taking me back

>juggalos

these are murals for mobsters. these aren't ordinary Russians.

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Nice trips on the car!

I wish I was Russian Mafia my tombstone would be lit af

>shapiro
rip

Just like Pillars of Eternity.

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>they even squat on their tombstones

did they petrify his corpse on the fucking motorcycle, lollolollolloloololo what the fuck

Is pillars of Eternity worth it?

Romania has the best cemetery culture.

In Săpânța, Maramureş there’s a “Merry Cemetary” where all gravestones tell jokes and funny/embarrassing stories about the people who are buried.

Romanians have always laughed in the face of death going back to Dacian times in Zalmoxis worship which required that a Dacian laugh when they were killed in battle in order to be accepted into the afterlife.

whats the trigger pull weight?
when I was 3 I couldnt even cock this toy gun I got. what are the odds an infant managed to pull a trigger?

Can't be buried without all your titles.

Is that one of them ICP themed beer coolers?

If you like oldschool Party-RPGs, yes.

Sopa Hyde, UMA DELICIA