Be honest

What would you be thinking at this exact moment?

this image is exploitable as hell

How I would kill someone if this fails.

Did I reave the iron on?

"Take that Team Americans!"

What the fuck is this lamp for?

Kek

Neck sweat status: extreme!

"Horry sheet it worked!"

"Damn, this thing is loud"

As the man behind Kim Jong?
I need to get the fuck off this peninsula. I need to go talk to a nato government about every piece of security knowledge I have, and i need to help coordinate the toppling of this crazy mans dictatorship

I would be planning an escape route since its a 100% chance that thing is coming right back down after it fails.

It's time to anally devastate the Sorks.

Don’t you dare to taint glorious leader

"we have the best Typodong"

Will the generals have my cute virgin harem girl waiting for me when I get back?
>anything else is wrong.

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waiting for goatse

"I'm over-investing in toy guns when the most basic, essential areas of my economy are under-invested. This has got to be the path!"

And so a pebble diverts an ocean

He's not as crazy as you'd think, although he is a Cavaliers fan....
Makes you wonder

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>I wonder what would happen if I put chicken nuggets in my kimchee

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I hope that thing doesn't veer my way.

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i wonder how many tunner workers i just kirred?

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I want to force this.

Oohh, dat rocket is a ruv-a-ree...but Why duh desk a ramp? I no need a ramp...it day time and I no even a reading. Kirr who evuh put a dah desk ramp a heeyah.

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>did they put this desk together out here for the photoshoot or just transport the whole thing?

lol what the fuck

>I am rocket man, nana-nananana na-na-na

How easy it would be to snap kims neck being that close to him.

you don't snap a neck like that, too thic.

asians are ant humans, they would never disrupt the hive.

lel

>Hory shit, I am roking at a fake woket raunch!

It's about 3ft around so I would say pretty tough, Even the cartel would have a hard time cutting though all that fat

lol is that a pierced asshole?

Why I make plobram wiv Donard Tlump

"Damn I'm hungry"

You mean grorious reader?

"I've come so far in the fight against (((them))) and I'm now realizing it's still not even a drop in the bucket. Fuck."

so far i'd say kim has bigger balls than anyone alive. he's a totalitarian jackass and all but he's giving the middle finger to the usa when no one else will. it deserves respect.

Please do this one for my retarded ass.

Snapping a person's neck is pretty difficult. With all that fat, I'd say damn near impossible.

>My back hurts
>Is this chair filled with rocks?
>I wish I was at home playing World of Tanks
>Hyun-seo put too much oil on my neckhandle again
>This rocket is too loud

I'm so....ronery......

a rittle ronery... poor rittle meeeee

here, here's a tutorial:
>paste your image in paint
>paste kim over top of it and move him into position
You don't even have to do anything with this level of ease, it's just paste image 1, paste image two

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>thinking

you mean cumming, buckets

>Dominions

And here I was thinking Sup Forums was full of niggers, faggots and JIDF.

5 looks fucking amazing.

>how am i supposed to charge my phone, theres no power cord at this desk
>my feet hurt
>nobody gave me earmuffs
>i wish i was at home with all those 14 year old sex slaves i pulled out of school and reassigned to me

i'd be launching, not talking and wasting everyone's time.

I tried celery for a while. It did not improve ejaculate production.

I've been swindled.
just a few more eternal weeks

the pineapple meme is real though.

sorry, I use paint.net, and I haven't used normal paint in a long time, just download at use that; I forgot normal paint was so shitty

Here you go, Dominions-bro.

Hitler is subordinate to Great Leader.

"Now you will pay for the sins of your fathers.
That faggot Truman isn't here to stop me!"

"be honest" = spam
Dear newfags, I'm sorry you saw so much shilling that you thought it was legitimate. It is not. Shilling is a pattern, not a verified paper trail documenting paid content creation. If your OP is one contextless sourceless argumentless line, especially if it's a writing prompt, and especially if it uses Nudge Language like "be honest" or "guys" or "I just can't believe it!" or "What Do You Guys Think?" then you are a shill and your post is spam.

yeah, he has a thing for piercing, pretty much everything that can be pierced is, plus a few more

doesn't work, retard.

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"Prease don't crash right now"

and now for something completely different.

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This isn't right. It's just not right.

I thought the same time right after I finished; I go from a total degenerate to wanting to gas myself after cumming

This.

I wish a nigga would

I'd be thinking about how awkward I feel sitting at an office desk outside watching a missile test

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Why am I sitting at a desk on a runway?

TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT

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you hate him cause you ain't him.

this guy is a king living the dream, yes he may die a horrible death tomorrow backstabbed by his own bodyguard but he did it

Hope that America is about to get whiter