/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CONQUER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump will fix it! 10/31/17
youtu.be/2MlK2Ztd32I
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Industry meet 10/31/17
youtu.be/Dxv123ZOQtA
>SoS T-Rex opening statement from Senate FRC hearing 10/31/17
youtu.be/2Hotws9T4UM
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meet on Sahel 10/31/17
youtu.be/FEYSdF17Jo8
>CommerceDep - NTIA on Cybersecurity 10/31/17
youtu.be/szFwOrpQ9BM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/31/17
youtu.be/uyx9UisAJnQ
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/31/17
youtu.be/b_gpj-cSxHE
>CoS Gen Kelly on Ingraham 10/30/17
youtu.be/f2dvlJa3ekI pt1
youtu.be/-B2lSntWJtE pt2
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania in Halloween @WH 10/30/17
youtu.be/cqgQKath9IQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS T-Rex testify @Senate FRC 10/30/17
youtu.be/RoOiI5vbGbg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/30/17
youtu.be/x8S5tOsVuzw
>VA Video: Flip vets get Congressional Medal of Honor 10/30/17
youtu.be/RDAoowLlnmQ
>WH Video: How Tax Reform benefits small biz 10/30/17
youtu.be/AATMWDO3CAk
>SBA Video: Small Biz Saturday (Linda McMahon) 10/30/17
youtu.be/WWf2y-ad-SY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser in SoKo 10/28/17
youtu.be/I9hXk_Z9Heg
>Pres Trump Weekly Address (special announcement) #39 10/27/17
youtu.be/K_nX02ChJwc
>Pres Trump Trick or Treat w/kids 10/27/17
youtu.be/nW9fWf9Umrs pt2
youtu.be/arbYlGIcjvc pt1

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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MAGA

Not even Donna Brazile likes Hillary anymore.

That last thread took forever to get through

Don't forget to vote Virginians on November 7th

tlampf

politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/02/clinton-brazile-hacks-2016-215774

newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-democratic-civil-war-is-getting-nasty-even-if-no-one-is-paying-attention

Did they use a fucking washing machine for a podium?

Anyone able to think of a good cyrillic letter using meme that can spread on black twitter?

Fuck their russian algorithms

Will Jerome Powell clean house in the Fed?

good morning

Venezuelan hyperinflation and economic collapse reaches new heights with minimum wage falling to 11 USD per month.

Whaaaaat was meant by this?

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>of course it's fine that I funded Russian collusion to dig up dirt on Trump in direct violation of federal election law
>what? why didn't I proudly declare that I funded the dossier back when it was released if there's nothing wrong with my actions? why did I wait until that information was leaked to the public?
>STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU FILTHY GOYIM! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING MISOGYNIED! RAAAAAAAAAPE! RACISM!

Can't let these bitches forget their place.

Reminder that only 2% of WL/DNC hashtags was from RUSSIA LINKED ACCOUNTS, and this is a very open definition of Russia.

Hi yourself.

WE WUZ CZARS

>a generation

you mean a millennium, right? or... maybe replace it with, Idunno... libertarian?

Why aren't you a kiwi yet?

>That last thread took forever to get through
It was pretty damn fast for a morning bread, the other generals are at 11 hours and counting and the other is on track for 6 hours.

I claim the rest of this thread for Taylor Swift.
youtube.com/watch?v=GkD20ajVxnY

Nooooooo

>Democrat colludes with Foreign Nation's Agent(s) (Steele, UK, and by proxy his Russian sources)

>Its okay

but a rumor of Republican doing the same fucking causes a juge fishing expedition into Trump.

Yeah DOJ is a fucking shit

MAGA 4 ever.

Nuke all commies.

>CIA hacked into Senate Intelligence Committee computers.

They sure go around

>...so I'm just going to take him for a ride in Marine-One. Take someone for a helicopter ride, they fly once, push them out of the helicopter, they fly forever! MAGA!!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5041457/Mosque-goer-knew-terrorist-says-did.html
>mosque goer defends terrorist and is called ISIS supporter by others at mosque
>voted for Trump and still supports him

Our Universities are still shit, teach people nothing, you'll do way better on your own. At least we have brain privilege so when you show exceptional results while applying to the Uni you get free education while everyone else pays their student loans. Brainlets BTFO.

Hillary needs 90 pt text to read, gosh.

>Donna Brazile hashtag already of trending list
This is just absurd.

>There's nothing controversial about saying "Black Lives Matter"
>THAKE DOWN THOSE "IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE" SIGNS

this might be the greatest campaign we've ever done. I never would've predicted how such a benign message would get liberals so pissed off.

Our reach goes above and beyond!

a thousand year trumpenreich!

Why would it take longer?

wtf?
So they really are done with the Clintons?
Also that fucking trashing of DWS... indictment related to Awan soon?

NEW

This is a good chance at making a killshot against DNC. They need to be buried and broken as a party.

I hope Bannon is at it.

Our commies go to your country on a regular basis to be agents or enter your colleges.

Yes....yes...they’ve learned nothing

NEAT
therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=1069259

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Our system of education teach them from an early age how great the soviets were.

Death penalty by swine blood bullets, thank you Mr.

>Death penalty

ANOTHER DRUMPF LIE

THIS WILL NEVER END

>just spent over an hour trying to force out a rock hard shit that's been building up for a few days now
>left sweaty and defeated

The most worthless time investement ever.

It doesn't matter how long it takes. It's good time sent with good people.

He's going all in. The media will be forced to defend a fucking ISIS affiliated SLIME over the POTUS. This is it.

Kek

Scott Adams admitting podesta looks jewy without saying it

Muslims love killing each other user. That one probably loves that Trump bombs the ones he wants dead.

P-please stop
Our narrative is crumbling

Some are smart and are trying to thread the needle

If you mean will something be done about Goldman Sachs infiltration of the Fed (and the Treasury) no. Not remotely.

>DEATH PENALTY
Well that's sure to piss somebody off

Forcing liberals to fight to keep a terrorist alive. 3D chess.

DNC. The second of the two big parties of U.S.
Has their server hacked.

What do they do?

They do not give it to FBI to go through, even if they include states of national security.

Whose coffee is getting brewed?

Based democrats going to worship a terrorist who murdered people kek.

The Democrat National Convention was a shitshow all around.

He is Italian/greek not Jewish

It was almost at the top only an hour after the article was posted. Then mysteriously it's off the trending list, and a IamHillary hashtag is at the top where people compare themselves to Hillary and how unfairly they're treated.

It's almost like Twitter made the anti DNC hashtag disappear...

really makes you think

This this this this this this this THIS.

Does everyone here drink covfefe in the morning?

Trump doesn't I guess.

Where are my saltminers at?

Didn't watched

what happened there?

You need to do micro-pushes, like you are pushing with your abs. It reduces drastically the time I spend on the shitter

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That will lead to hemorrhoids.
I recommend doing a sitz bath to stimulate your bowels.

Alternatively you can squat and use a hand shower device to run warm water up your asshole.

T. Former CNA at a nursing home

>CONSERVATIVE VALUES

In comparison to how amazing and smooth the RNC went.

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If this is as huge as Uranium One, Barack is going to have some rectal bleeding.

TECK TUCK

jesus they sure had a fucking pleb gardener for thet show
>modern chinese pots
>spinach next to aster, marigolds scattered
>dat heliochrysum stinkin everything up right next to the pelargoniums
>pansies in all day sun
at least they placed the lavandula right.

>president outright calling to either send someone to gitmo for obvious torture or death penalty

This is way fucking cooler than Hillary

Seriously. The RNC was great aside from two minor hiccups, the mini floor revolt and the El Rato speech.

God, he's handsome

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>tick tock
STOP THAT AAAAA

*EMERGENCY EMERGENCY* SALT MINES ARE COLLAPSING

IMPEEEEEEEEACH!

They have been incredibly silent for days now, which makes me ponder, they might have infiltrated some of those nov 04 groups.

mobile.twitter.com/seanhannity/status/926051597360271360

The "no uranium left the USA as a result of the deal" meme is dead

Yep!

Stop please, Just instant kill it, it's painful to watch.
Besides my sleep pattern being shit, I have to say this general is memeflag,name/tripfag free. Very refreshing.

Both of those were entertaining as fuck though. Especially how Rato buried himself. But that also led to the redemption arc.

Not a surprise. Hey Germanon how can you peddle that CCSE poll when hard facts contradict your statements? Pic related is the only County in Idaho were Whites vote DemoBRAAAPP. Every County I see that is mostly White that voted for Reagan that now supports democrats has a very high median age. While strong Trump counties usually don’t break 38. Not only that but boomers in states like MN, WV, and Mze favored democrats while voters 18 - 21 favored Trump in these states. EXPLAIN!!!

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wait do people give a shit anymore about Hannity and his bombshells?

>cubs win world series after 100 years
>astros win next world series for the first time ever
t-thanks T-Trump

ANOTHER
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3913524/The-extraordinary-intimate-Trump-family-photos-THRIFT-SHOP-showing-Donald-s-softer-side.html

I really dont understand, i think he's saying America is helping then Joe said it doesnt look like from here

what is a couple spoons of olive Oil for lube. Hell sticking a finger up there to break it up is better for you than tearing your asshole apart.

Here.

>there are people that aren't enjoying this presidency

BOY BOY BOY

>HOOOOOOSIERS