The Year Is 2067 and today's headlines are :

The Year Is 2067 and today's headlines are :

Chinese superstate dissolves after nuclear incident

Trump is still President of the United States

Hillary Running For President Again!

Riots on Ganymede Penal Colony
Inmates demand dildos

The Chinese government has assumed total control

>headlines

who's writing the headlines? The radioactive ash stacks?

COFFEE? IS IT GOOD OR BAD?

JAN GOLDMAN: "I BOUGHT A TELESCREEN AND MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER"

SMOKING AGE INCREASED TO 46

PRICE OF FUEL DANGEROUSLY HIGH AT $100 A BARREL FOR THE THIRD DECADE RUNNING

Same as 2017: whatever Russian viral marketers are paid to make them say.

IMPEACH TRUMP
TRUMP/PENCE REGIME NEEDS TO END

In other news: GDP up by 7% this quarter

The natiom of Israel annexs mars.

oh wow you must really love Obama if you value (((Trump)))'s economic results

Is it time to impeach God Emperor Trump? "No," says citizenry.

Holocaust Victims Number Updated To 132 Million

>racist “its ok to be straight” flyers appeared on the streets today

Cyber Trump
Make the CSA Human Again

How to make fermented cabbage: Your guide to the impending collapse

[Galactic Empire News]
The SSS empire has returned to reclaim their new galactic forces that has been building on Earth for the last two thousand years under the Hyksos Jew priest guidance.

Battle ready Earthlings will be used as canon fodder for all planetary ground assaults giving the old guard a rest for the next ten thousand years. And vast vats of humans are spawning more every day in the honor of our leaders the SSS empire.

-Written by Ssshlomovish George Chang-Westinghouse Rothschild-Trump

do you think new year 2069 will be celebrated by a massive interracial orgy?

GERMANY HAS REAPED THE WHIRLWIND ONCE MORE!

5 Ways Bernie Sanders Can Still Be President

Aliens Not Having It With Jewish Lies About Earth - Sirius Contract

W-we will become a global superpower, a-any time now!

Over 500 people hit by jet-truck on a bridge named after a great actor from the past, Kevin Spacey. Motives are unknown.

#ImStllWithHer

Today in the news the US unveils its first Donald Trump class space battle ship...

being this delusional

Economy is mostly about enthusiasm and Obama was a shit cheerleader for economy. Say what you want about Drguuugvmpff but he has been good at chearleading economy and cutting regulations.

What is consumer confidence and how does it work? FTFY

12 year anniversary of ww3 where the USA once again defeated Japan and is axis of allies being turkey and Germany. The us Mexico border is heading up towards war, cecession states are dealing with constant Mexican terrorists. It's been 48 years since Russia collapsed and dissolved into smaller stated. That is how turkey got nukes to use in ww3 against the USA. China is also now a series of smaller countries. The USA has been the worlds super power and empire alone. Mexico is challenging her.

Islamic State Annexes Last Of The Rebelious Lands: Full Earth Islamic World Super State Formed

NASA about to launch first ever homosexual only colonization mission into space. Scientists expect a success

Whites are making a comeback. Now making up 16% of America's population.

sad thing is I see this totally happening

Holocaust : Why we should never forget 10 million

Burj Khalifa destroyed by terrorist attack, suspect Sam Hyde still at large

>Sky Marshal Trump delivered controversial remarks today on the Klendathu menace
>"These are some bad bad bugs okay? They're not sending their best stuff. They're sending Soldier bugs, they're sending plasma artillery, they're sending meteors. Someone is doing the interplanetary bombarding."
>Not yet giving up on diplomacy, Marshal Trump added: "and some of them, I assume, are very smart bugs."
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

This is how Uploaded JEB! can still win!

the number is 10 million already user :/

The last white german male died in his sanctuary

small penises are no longer considered penis

Three Term President Barron Trump Thinks Of Running Again

THE REGIME KEKISTAN HAS INVADED ISRAEL AS THE EU, UN AND AMERICA FEAR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION AGAINST MILLIONS OF MILITARISED NEETS

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Islamic State Turned Christian After Not Being Able To Find Infidels

A small group of surviving whites was tracked down deep in the Appalachian mountains today and died after a short gunfight. Remember if you know where these racist Nazi monsters are, report them to your local extermination squads immediately. We are almost through being oppressed by these fascists, it is believed less than 10,000 still exist on Earth fellow POC's!

>[Global Empire News];
>The first trans president, Mukwahali Goldstein, has made history today after eliminating the last of the Nationalist Frontier Movement.
>The Nationalist Frontier Movement, originally a creation of the once extremely bigoted collective known as the 'Five Eyes' attempted a last stand today on the Island known as Jebba Roana, originally known as Tasmania before the peace treaty signing of 44 wherein the native Aboriginal Nobles reclaimed Australia, now Nonga Bonga Loonga. A fitting end for the once extremely bigoted group, who's ancestors committed genocide of the native Aboriginal Nobles on the sub Island of [sic]Australia, Tasmania.
>This marks a historic land mark for the Globalist Federation, as this was the last of the evil race of bigots and colonizers according to a local genius scientist, Ruberg Josef, a member of Gods Chosen and leader of the Inclusive Diversity Group.

The End Of Crescent Moon. It Has Become A Full Moon

Opinion section: Why do half blacks pretend to be white? is it because its more "exotic"?

Scientists still pondering "Who was phone?" after 59 years.

>breaking news ANOTHER terrorist attacks has shocked the world as suspect drives hover truck into a crowd of people.

Sky Marshal Trump announces 'Big Guys' Super Soldier Program.

After many failures at launching an astronaut into space, India launches unmanned probe.

Last surviving white man found and killed.

Lead Scientist Kajeel Agarwal confirms that the program is being held back by a lack of designating shitting areas in near space.

OOGA WUK CLACLUC WAKKA WAKKA!!!

Tsar Barron Trump opens new high speed cyber link to Titan.

AI declares Mars jew free.

Attack fleet destroyed, off shoulder of Orion.

Congress closes in to be representative: women of all colors take 50% of seats, white men - 20%.

the chinese empire has taken most of what is left of the non radiated zones of earth.

the peoples republic of Eurostan after 25 years of not letting women drive have lifted the ban, making unprecedented progress for human rights in the region.

George Sorosbot says the chinese empire may be expanding to far and their credit system may suffer.

after being frozen over 50 years steve jobs head is finally attached to his new iRobot body... his first words were "I am gone for just a little while and morons are still making those GD iPhones" then promptly fires most of company.

Are Europeans black enough to be members of the African Union?

Shock as evidence suggests Romans were white

Strange hairless white monkeys sighted in Frankangz

Mr. Goldberg: Blacks have too much privilege

Extraterrestrial contact made; sexiest aliens recognize only four genders.

DIVERSITY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED AMERICAS MAKES SPEECH TODAY WITH LAST LIVING WHITE MAN

GOOGLE HAS REMOVED HATE SPEECH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HATE THOUGHTS?

BEASTIALITY RIGHT ACTIVIST PROTEST OUTSIDE THE FEDERAL AGENCY OF GAYS (FAG) FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY

FIRST POLYMORPHISIZED DEMIGOD SEXUAL ELECTED CONGRESS BLERSON

WHITE BABY IS BORN: ARE THE PARENTS RACIST?

Written by Sadiq Haraquchi.

??? euhm
wakka 100d?

Genocide in Europe: the last ethnic German is publicly hung in Berlin

After being happily married for many years, user says he's happy how things ended up.

BREAKING ''New evidence of pockets of militant white people still existing''

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Robo-chrischan promises the sonichu reboot will "pulverize your genitalia."

waxaan nahay boqorro

A group of rebels attacked another camp on the planet Celardia 23,however muslims on earth are the real victims.

Scientists discover that the Earth is flat after all, but not how you think...
>please submit biodata, select 15 personal ads to consume, and then click 'reveal' to find out what we meant by this!

Millenials: "We thought we had it bad". The aging population talk about how political correctness was seen as a bad thing before 'The adjustment'. Find out what life was like back then!
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>2067
>looking anything like that
Maybe 2167

UN expresses strong condemnation of Israel's illegal settlements in the former state of Syria.

Slow and steady indeed!
Jeb! elected!
His victory speech included:
“I got my hoodie here”

Hackers on steroids acquire nuclear device; it is detonated off the coast of Australia. The following EMP blast improved global productivity by 200%.

that's after Trump's presidency

Hey, that's what the (((Syrian Regime))) gets for declaring war on Israel, then losing.

Has anyone heard? I’d the Fed still pumping $85 Billiion a month into the economy like they did for every month 0bammy was president?

Canadian Prime Minister Abdul Al-Kanadi orders the compulsory sterilization of all white males; 1.2 million expected to be affected

> The Ayy lmao's have declared war emperor Trump and Earth colonies.

Jeb Bush announces partnership with Japan: "I firmly believe in life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and a catgirl in every home."

Brown people do not exist anymore.

that's totally happening :/

50 year anniversary of second red revolution. The world is better without rural and suburban retards.

I actually think is more realistic than any other post so far.

>Mr. Goldberg: Blacks have too much privilege
kek

Even Though Presumed Deceased Jeb Bush Somehow Wins World Election

The last white Swede has peacefully passed away in Stockholm hospital.

GOD EMPOROR TRUMP IS DYING AT THE AGE OF 2067??
nope he's immortal

What is dead may never die.

>Vesuvian refugees: here's why they are fundamental to Europe's future. Opinion piee by Moshe Shekelbergerstein

"No conservatives, the democratic republic of America was not a communist state"

Poland Demands Reparation From German Caliphate For European Union

In rememberance of the 6 million Jewish celebrities and media workers were persecuted by the evil White Patriarchy.

TOP SEVEN REASONS WHY VIRTUAL REALITY IS DESTROYING HUMANITY
(number 5 will shock ur socks off)

Peace in our time?
After the alien experiment that converted the entire population of the planet to teenage females, not a single battlefield casualty has been reported. During an interview, General of the Army Josh Franklin had these words to say: "that stupid bitch Stacy [referring to purple heart recipient Major General Henry Staten] won't get off her fat ass and get the tanks moving." At press time, the General had begun fondling himself.

ANDROID hillary thinking about running for president again after failing countless times.

Hillary loses yet another election. Is her campaign platform too smart to win?

Racist Robots Refuse To Vote Hillary

>germany: german citizens bulit a fortified camp for themselves. It's reported to be the last place hosting white citizens on german clay
>france: somalian gangs hunt out last white people thinking that their blood will resolve raging aids and black death
>poland: polish space shuttle now fares to uranus; polish-chinese border calm as alyways