Be me, 2016

[Wyatt Flores]

>be me, 2016
>jewish
>getting into us Sup Forumsitics, looking at my options
> right-wing: nazis that want me back in the gas chamber
> left-wing: communists that want to separate me from my multi-million jewish fortune

Sup Forums, please help me decide what political party i should be supporting

[Ethan Stewart]

Support right wing and don't be Jewish. Problem solved.

[Jaxson Kelly]

Why don't you start a new life in Iran?

>if you know what I mean

[Nolan Bennett]

There were a lot of Jews in Italy who initially loved Mussolini, and Mussolini loved them. Of course, as the war went on Italy became a puppet of Nazi Germany and he handed over Italy's Jews to Hitler.

[Noah Campbell]

>right-wing: nazis that
neo nazis you mean, as original based nazis are all dead

new age mentally illbillies aren't nazis, they're mentally deranged young adults, nothing more or less

also, commies get the rope too

[Nathaniel Hall]

few people even realize that Mussolini was overthrown and had to be put back in party

God hitler surrounded himself with fucking idiots

[John Sanchez]

Just don't be a massive kike. Hitler was actually pretty lenient to the Jews if they decided they wanted to be Germans before Jews.

[Hudson Lopez]

Just pretend to be white, everyone does it. The US census has "all whites" and "non hispanic whites" as separate categories for a reason.

[Jose Roberts]

If you're half jewish even maternally connected or less then that you can still repent for your gay sins and become an actual white person

[Josiah Bailey]

Hitler didn't hate Jews he was one