I love living in Australia
shouldve spent your money on speech therapy
that guy isnt high. hes shitposting irl
That would be fun, you could even get away with beating him up.
"I don't know who the fuck you are."
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"I da ha hu the fu youaaa"
>jumblingmunkie.jpg
Clearly a native aussie move along people
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING!
time for Sup Forums to take the real redpill.
the main problem in australia is not muslims, lefties or chinese, its methamphetamine.
They actually take pride in this
"HURUURUR WE ARE DE BEST AT POSTING SHIT HUHUUHUHUHUH"
Cant you end up in jail for being on Sup Forums now?
No because we can block out the cctv cameras install in our homes way to easy or make them face the other way
I'm pretty good at translating Australian.
"Where's me fuckin centrelink ya fuckwit"
That's pretty much what he says the entire time.
Fuck off wang haven't you got fried rice to make
>That construction worker who doesn't even turn his head
Just another day in the outback.
That is some next level mumbling.
Can you shitposters understand a word?
>Ah dan no wht ya syin
I cant understand any of these ostrich cock stuffed mouthed Aussies, Jesus Christ its like listening to children babble their first words.
I mean, if our accents are so bad. How come women universally love the proper accent? If your voice is even slightly deep & you have an Aussie accent women wet up.
just reminded to be pick up my check
white dog
And somehow its still easier on the ears than listening to Americans speaking while they chew.
>Being impressed by what a woman will fuck.
wew lad.
DUNNO HOO U RRRRRR
why isn't this guy reaching for a bat or something? lol
Aussie accent is like a police siren.
Because you get locked up if you use a weapon greater than what the assailant has.
>How come women universally love the proper accent? If your voice is even slightly deep & you have an Aussie accent women wet up.
The only time ive ever seen or heard anyone say the Australian accent is decent its been an Australian saying it im not even joking either
My greetings to you Sup Forums. It may not seem like it but I am indeed the man mumbling in the video. I was quiet aggravated at the man driving previous to the video being shot. He drove his vehicle in an unsafe manner past a woman who was trying to cross the road with her children, almost hitting them. While they were struck with fear my hot temper took over and I started shooting my mouth off and I confronted the man on his property. Looking back I think this may have been foolhardy of me, but I am very fond of those children as they are my family. I was demonstrating that by my Family Crest tattoo how important family and hard work are to me and I wasn't prepared to lose them to a apathetic fool, like the man who shot the video. Again, my writing skills are far greater than my speech skills but I was not prepared to write all the things I had to say on a note for him to read.
I wish you all a good day and good health.
And all kiwis sound like they've got a rams balls in their mouth when they speak.
australian accents are comedically bad, having any normal conversation with someone here sounds like a real life cartoon or something.
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american accent is heard like gay for me.
Top accent is british, aussie is a top too.
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You can replicate whatn an Aussie says by holding your tongue steady, try it, it works.
>Nahn.
>Oh wha
>Nowh mny mm mn n nowah.
Yes, but women like it as much as they do aussies.
And here I thought ciggy butt brain was just a meme
>the main problem in australia is not muslims, lefties or chinese, its methamphetamine
Don't you mean a part of the problem
Because they think it's aussie, it's pretty much the same accent except we dont gargle ram jizz.
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pretty sad
if someone did that to my front door unlike most people here I wouldn't shoot them
but I would consider breaking their fuckin legs bigly
>accent except we dont gargle ram jizz.
But the Aussie accent is higher and more whiny because you're a bunch of low testosterone cucks.
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Fucking end yourself.
How can you not be scared? Some crazy junkie pounding on your front door, speaking gibberish. He could whip out a knife or a gun or even start biting you, with druggie strength.
Everyone talks so tough but sometime you should be afraid.
>are you on drugs or just disabled?
Kek
Rudd cunt says so but It isn't true and shockingly looking at the video this would be classified in the UK as "Self Defense" so you wouldn't even be arrest for that
>Kiwki tellin an Aussie their voices are awful.
Both of you sound like retarded alley way cats about ready to fight, ya drugged up lot of Kangaroo ridin butt bandits.
no, the main problem.
OPs video is nothing unusual in australia, this and worse happens in every street in the country.
lies
on the million off chance I'd suggest stop doing things like that before someone kills you
here you'd probably last a few months on the streets tops before someone stomped or shot you
I heard nothing but horror stories about Australia.
Is there anywhere in Australia that is not a
> bug infested shit-hole
> liberal degenerate stronghold
> chinese colony
?
Also what happens in the middle and east coast? Is it even less habitable than west coast?
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So fuckin true gf is brazilian she loves it and shows me off to her native friends. I just attempt to speak portuguese in an aussie accent and it gets them frothin
>ever being a beta
you're part of the problem
Come on, you love it. Now keep those (you)s coming, Paki.
Holy shit you can. If I do it, it sounds this guy.
This is a whole other level of ocka
this guy is a remnant of old school australia, he doesn't realize the danger that has presented itself here during the last decade or two.
you used to be able to chase the junkies off your lawn with a stick, now they are 100 times more dangerous and unpredictable, and 100 times more likely to be armed.
At least we're allowed a fukn wooden spoon to make fried rice with
you post shit to get the american whales clapping and then take pride in them saying OH AUSTRALIANS YOU ARE THE BEST AT POSTING SHIT THATS WHY WE LOVE YOU its pathetic
Got a draw full of them downstairs mate metal ones too
This shit had me fucking crying. Fucking hell, thanks for the laugh.
In reality its a low brow low iq nanny state
Is this what happens after the descendants of petty crooks and prostitutes inbreed for generations?
That's because he's the one who started it all.
>tfw you only have skilled top tier robot Asian immigrants in your area and the people causing the most trouble are spazzed out bogans who look like you
Makes me angry that I can't hate on immigrants like most EU posters here.
is this a local accent or something?
someone's upset he's not getting attention from daddy, here's your (you) sweetie
saw these exact 2 guys in whittlesea maccas drive thru in a hyundai with no muffler or rego yelling and threatening the staff and other drivers in line.
What the actual fuck? I thought I'd seen some funny shit from junkies after living on the Central Coast for 25 years, but even I wasn't prepared for the keks. Tears of laughter and my throat hurts. 10/10 IRL shitposting
I had a very similar experience, it was a girl junkie who went nuts at me like this then pelted me in the face with her $1 7/11 coffee. I even had a black eye for a week.
The east coast of Australia is literally one of the greatest stretches of land on the planet. But you can’t come here cunt, we’re full
I just hold the rice at gunpoint and it fries itself
east coast is sydney and melbourne
sydney = not bad in the right suburbs but cbd / inner city is a boring ghost town nothing
melbourne = full of lefties probably the most lefty place in australia but a great city otherwise
The east coast of Australia(Victoria to middle new south Wales) is like California. Not too hot, bot too cold. It's a comfy climate.
>not living in GOATcastle
Jokes on you all.
>someone's upset he's not getting attention from daddy
Fuck off you dirty filthy inbred mongrel your giving your attention to the wrong person go and try and convince an irish person that you are actually in fact irish
This.
One killed a father infront of his son in a park across the road from where my dad works.
The junkie pos was trying to mug some kids, the father broke it up. Junkie went across the road to coles and stole a knife, came back and stabbed the father to death.
kek
Do you kim yeah? good for you mate well done
>ANU
you are keks chosen one, go forth
That was some top quality banter
>sydney
>melbourne
>great
kek you retarded lebs live there don't you?
That's kind of what Australians are like.
The bogan behind the screen door wasn't much better than the other cunt.
Killed a snake today while working. Feel bretty bad. It was just a little guy that could be mistaken for a worm.
Tats and face of a typical anglo freemason btw.
Even the small ones can be deadly. Don't feel bad for doing your part. Or was it just a carpet snake?
I was at macca's in kings cross at like 6 or 7am once and there was an aboriginal junkie on ice rambling to himself. Heard him say "in the old days during a war they'd kill all the children in the village" or something like that. He also listed every race in australia saying he doesnt like any of them and only likes anglo-saxons lol. Later saw him out on the street where the newspapers were stacked and he was throwing the stacks and yelling at a guy to pick them up lol.
Saw a 14 year old junkie off her face (seemed like it could be ecstacy though so maybe not a junkie technically) in the cross at like 6pm on a week night with her boyfriend of about the same age who seemed straight but he was trying to buy drugs off the owner of that adult lingerie shop as he was standing in the doorway. He just stared them down and said nothing
The chinks are responsible for bringing that meth into your country you thick cunt
>He also listed every race in australia saying he doesnt like any of them and only likes anglo-saxons lol
including "the mob" by the way. Pretty boring ghost town up there these days but there's still a few junkies knocking around there apparently that make for some interesting spectacles
Sounds like you gotta spend more time in Gosford m8
kings cross and king street in melbourne are the mecca and medina of degeneracy.
I'm more surprised that the Aussie actually understood what this guy was saying.
Looks and sounds like a junkie Till Schweiger desu.
sydney is not great it used to be good but its terrible now. Some of the suburbs are nice though
People like this are on the train all the time. Not sure how this is Sup Forums, though.
kings cross is dead mate
>Melbourne
>East Coast
Say what you will about the cucks who live in Sydney but you can’t deny it’s fucking beautiful. Last time I checked the coast was made up of more than just fucking Sydney too, pull your head out of our arse ya fucking gallah
throw em up at USYD in redfern its near liberal blackhole newtown
This is still my quintessential video to show foreigners on how Aussies really speak
Cracks me up every time
> you're a piece a shit a''ri... aal... go fuck
lol
i am not sure that's not just a dialect of aussie
> YA SCARED CUNT
he was able to say cunt ok
This. We need to gas all our scummers.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((i wonder why))))))))))))))))
well kings cross used to be but its all upper middle class boomers now who've snatched up all the property because of the location, then complained about the degeneracy and partying until it all got shut down. They and property developers got the lock out enforced. And kerry packer or whatever his name is, to funnel all the revellers to his new casino in barangaroo, which gets an exemption from the lockout.
Those kinds of characters I mentioned are a rare sight around there these days. Its very vanilla and suburban during the day and a ghost town at night. I dont know where kings street is in melb but have heard st kilda is still very much a hive of degeneracy, looked ok when I visited though (daytime)
sydney is shit m8, full of non-whites who try to act high class and crappy single bedroom flats for $3m. East coast is for literal manchildren who take pride in having a theme park.
Perth and Adelaide are the white man's city.