>Suspended Labour MP Kelvin Hopkins "absolutely and categorically" denies sexual harassment claim by party activist bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41866351
>The International Development Secretary held undisclosed meetings in Israel without telling the Foreign Office while accompanied by an influential pro-Israeli Conservative lobbyist, the BBC has learned. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41853561
>Kenneth Branagh >Michelle Pfeiffer >Judi Dench >Josh Gad >St. Vincent
BBC One, 10:35pm
Thomas Edwards
Start buying guns.
Carson Sanchez
>Kenneth Branagh he was good in Henry V
Nolan Hill
Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The ARYANs seasoned in pots; I know of no reason Why our ARYAN killing season Should ever be forgot! Adolf and his companions Did the scheme contrive, To bomb our Albion and Parliament All up alive. Threescore STUKAS, flew above, To make old England's death be known But, by God's providence, them they catch, With a bright spotlight, illuminating the rats! More ten ton bombs we must make For the old Anglo's sake! If you won't give me one, I'll take two, The better for me, And the worse for you. A firestorm to burn the krauts, A shower of bombs to blast him, Ten tons of napalm to wash it down, What jolly good fire to burn him. Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the Krauts think! Holloa, boys! holloa boys! Their blood we will drink! Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
Justin Williams
Homo Workinclasserus of the scrounger genus. It can be found chanting at football games, on the Jeremy Kyle show, or in its natural habitat - the council estate. Its main sustenance is cheap fast-food and alcohol. This poor lifestyle greatly reduces its life expectancy, but for what it loses in years it makes up for in its reproductive capacity. The average workingclasserus has 4 to 5 children before the age of 25, and usually becomes a grandparent by the age of 35. Workingclasserus offspring are aggressive, loudmouthed, and notably mentally stunted. When prompted to attend school it will simply say: "a cant be fookin bothad cos am fookin scum and deserve to die". Workingclasserus offspring travel in packs but mostly do so at night Beware of the workingclasserus when it is inebriated since this is when it's most dangerous. It communicates through a garbled, incomprehensible language similar to English. Its most common phrases are "fookin poles takin me job", "fookin torie wanka", and "what about me fokin bennies". If you see it, do not give it "bennies" since this enables it to reproduce with its female counterpart, the Chavette.
Blake Moore
>pure cringe
Joseph Martinez
Didn't we already tell you this wasn't funny you balding bellend?
I bet you were bullied in school
Levi Bennett
Their similarities with pirates begin and end with the fact that both have shit teeth
Matthew Rogers
I know she was only repeating an offensive joke but like I said if a conservative had of done the same thing we'd be hearing about it for weeks.
It's my entry to encyclopaedia Britannica detailing the bizarre creature that is the working-class humanoid
Hudson Rodriguez
Neil is getting upset.
Andrew Wood
yeah and it's boring
fucking nerd
Asher Myers
Thanks Nortonposter.
John Powell
The reason the media haven't hounded Harman is because there's no chance of blood being shed. That's it. So get your head out of your arse and stop crying for cuckservatives.
Henry Lee
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Luis Rogers
good post
Matthew Russell
BASED NEIL
Austin Evans
Yes, books are boring to your kind, aren't they? Big words... Bad. But a picture is worth a thousand words so take a gander at this workingclasserus
Brody Moore
He's getting a lot of stick for last night, it's fucking bizarre.
Cooper Johnson
He did a speech recently about how jews should be more concerned by left-wing anti-Semitism, than they should be about Britain's far-right (who I guess mainly hate Muslims and commies at the moment)
Labour boycotting the BBC while the Jews have asked Harmon to apologise for repeating the joke on air, is only digging Labour deeper in to the mire of looking like the party of anti-Semite muslim lovers
Jacob Peterson
Tell me honestly do you think this is funny? You obviously put a lot of effort into that post but can you imagine someone reading it and actually laughing?
Kevin Johnson
Billy Connolly got knighted lads
Jackson Turner
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Adam King
this made me laugh more than the post
Nicholas Carter
What's wrong with this?
Juan Davis
It wasn't intended to provoke laughter but rather anger at the working class infestation in this country
Grayson Wright
Who even cares about anti-semitism semites are sub-human
Nathaniel Barnes
>is only digging Labour deeper in to the mire of looking like the party of anti-Semite muslim lovers
Comparing the Jewish vs Muslim populations of the country, they may well be perfectly fine with that.
Grayson Barnes
doesnt he have parkinsons now? pretty sure he’s gone on anti royal rants in the past
Ian Miller
The fact >We fought against this very thing >It's been 80 years since 62 years since WWII ended
Adrian Smith
Thoughts on gunpowder show?
Alexander Evans
>Yes >1 vote You have to be 18 to post here.
Aaron Diaz
You're still going? Fucking hell, state of you. Absolute state.
Thoughts on Stephen I mean Tommy Robinson in Manchester tonight? I know someone who's there, what could they ask?
James Rivera
Working class subhuman
Luke Gutierrez
Be better if the cities where in the right places desu
Dylan Hall
*neitherst jews nor've muslims have a place in the uk
Kevin Phillips
i wanna fuck that 60 year old Pfeiffer feefee
Juan James
I liked him in Muppet Treasure Island
Carson Barnes
A good question would be why is he so ineffective
Brody Lee
what is the difference between whining and whinging?
Jose Lopez
Traitors. They are traitors. The EU is now a foreign empire. They are perfectly at freedom to move there if they love it so much. Nothing is stopping them. These people are like communists. They whine about communism all day when there are numerous communist countries for them to choose from. Do you know what would happen if there was a white homeland enclave in America? American whites would fucking flock to it. White flight is a real thing, because we actually believe our own ideology. But you don't see communists moving to communist countries, or setting up communes, which they are also perfectly at liberty to do. Why are white nationalists the only ones denied freedom of association? Because they know people would actually be like, yeah, alright then, let's fucking do it. It would be a success like all white nations have always been and then everyone would be instantly redpilled that diversity and multiculturalism is the problem in society, not white people, and even more people would move there, including hordes of brown refugees camped around the perimeter.
Anthony Perez
>tfw she never did a good nude scene
Brody Wood
>>Judi Dench Is she promoting that film about Queen Victoria's muslim best mate that is plastered on every other bus in London?
Dominic Jenkins
>see Porridge is on BBC One >it's the shit remake
Got all excited then.
Wyatt Thompson
Memes are leaking into real life again.
Ryder Morgan
Looks like they're all on to promote Murder on the Orient Express.
Easton Johnson
He put Yes on the bottom it's a mean trick
Adrian Thomas
To be fair a couple of the episodes are decent. The actors themselves aren't bad but the jokes often fall flat.
>Mutilating non reversible surgery is kooky and should be shown in wobbly doodle illustrations.
'There are all different kinds of top surgeries, but I wanted to give the low down on two very popular types: DOUBLE INCISION and PERI-AREOLAR.
From the diagrams on page 183, you can see the incision lines made during each surgery. In DI, the two large incisions go under each pectoral to remove tissue, and a smaller one goes around each nipple. The nipples are removed before being cut to size and placed in the correct position. In peri two circular incisions are made, one around the nipple and a larger one outisde the areola. Once the tissue has been removed, the outer circle is pulled in to meet the inner circle.'
Isaiah Diaz
Am I the only one who thinks he gives off a strong gay chav vibe? Something about his shiny face.
FACT: South londoners are the most powerful race in the worlds
Jason Wood
Saw BC in London a couple of years ago. I was pleasantly surprised that he still made me piss myself. Fucking legend. There are no comedians remotely as funny as him anymore, and he was just one of many.
Ethan King
For some bizarre reason (or probably by accident), Michael Gove just retweeted an article that slags him and Theresa May off.
Julian King
g
Aiden Stewart
CORBYN ON GOGGLEBOX TONIGHT GET HYPE
Carter Bell
nice
Mason White
>There are no comedians remotely as funny as him anymore Comedy nowadays is all geared around panel shows like Mock the Week and shit, and you only get to appear on those if you're one of the big guys who's on all of them (or just like them), a "zany wacky weirdo" comedian, or a woman
Sebastian Lee
>There is absolutely nothing to celebrate about WW1 No one's celebrating WW1. It was a glorious, epic clusterfuck that destroyed Western civilisation and the white race. It's about remembrance, patriotism and causing butthurt to leftists.
Cooper Martin
Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Leo Mitchell
>tfw just built a time-machine so I can go to Tandy and look at the pocket calculators in the window
if anyones interested, it kinda makes a noise like this "ffft, fffft, fffft, ffft" and when it stops it kinda goes, "ffff-tssss"
It runs on compressed air, not steam, just air.
OK bye
Xavier Brown
Weirdly he's with Jessica Hynes (off Spaced). Feels like a missed opportunity for Theresa.
You will all be shocked, deeply shocked, to know that despite publishing a book about being a tranny Alex Bertie hasn't even bothered to have bottom surgery.
>It's irresponsible for any woman to have more than two kids nowadays.
Lincoln Green
I would smash JH 2bh, I bet she has great areola like mexican sombreros. or flying saucers, or dinner plates, or cymbals, or frisbees, or pizzas, or lids off tins of paint, or hubcaps
Jaxon Lee
>mfw people are setting off fireworks and ever every loud bang I think it's a terror attack
The absolute fucking state of me.
Jordan Hall
He was literally /ourguy/
Camden Watson
Being in London in the 21st Century feels like what it must've felt like being in Rome in the 6th
Chase Phillips
Abi a cute. CUTE!
Landon Clark
>going to reddit >going to the more left wing part of a left wing website what do you expect
