Nig Nog Thread

ITT: words negroids can't pronounce. I'll begin:
>ambulance
amber-lamps
>evidence
ebby-dense
>business
bid-niss
>government
gub-mint

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ask

Father

>Every black person lives in America
American education.

>community
Cu myu na tay

Axe

>impordant
impordent
>impordidnt

>library
liberry
>pencil
pyuntzul

not a word, but a friend of mine said that the nigs she grew up around would ask if glasses were prescription by asking "do dey gots medicine in dem?" WTF

no nigger has ever said this word enough for it to become ebonics

>security
suh-curr-tuh
>police
>poh-leese

>ask if glasses were prescription by asking "do dey gots medicine in dem?"
Houston, my sides have just entered orbit

didn't do nothing

Words that end in th

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>month
munf
lemme axe wut munf it beez?

>basically
bay-diggly

...

>here
hurr
>supposedly
supposabee

>cell phone
whurr muh sail foam beez at?

>jewelry
juwery

>juwery
never forget the six quadrillion

I have been wondering about this for years. Did the nigs understand how glasses work and were just using "medicine" as a term to refer to curved glass, or do they think that prescription glasses actually contain some kind of drug that goes in your eyes magically when you put them on? My money is on the latter.

> dindn't do
dindu
> nothing
nuffin [rap gangsta tier]
nuthin [slightly more educated]
> racist
rayciss
> right
rite
> this
dis
>the
da
>your
yo
> my
muh
> cracker
cracka
> was
wuz
>kings
kangz
>money
moneh

youtube.com/watch?v=-hFJskfu7g4

He's not even black but he's even worse than they are in terms of butchering language.

>>ambulance
bambalance
>Fixing to
Fittin' a further devolved to finna
>Shit
Sheeit
>anything ending in -er
becomes -a see gangsta, nigga, wadamelon
>Chicken
Chikin
>Shrimps
Skrimps

We're seeing the beginning of American Pidgin forming

heroin = hair ron

>school
skoo

Sarah
>Sar’niqua

James
>Jamarlique

>Mexicans
Messicanz

>specifically
pacifically
>business
bidness

Topkek

Words americans can't pronounce;
Mirror
Herb
Craig

kek

Ian

Math

>welfare
My'z slavree repaymentz.

Picture
>pitcher

Words whites can't pronounce.
> Can
Kin / Ken
> Want to
Wanna

>The name Ian
Eye-anne

>spirituality
spearchalty
>children
chilljens
>Afghanistan
Afghamistam

Eye eet

probably
>prolly

>breakfast
bref-ficks
>shrimp
shtrimps
>water
wordur

Educated=
Edge-uhmuh-kaydid

'Fixing' is white trash as fuck. Yeah I know that 'finna' is much worse but I immediately think someone is low class when they use 'fixing'

Al you minnie yum. Or aluminum as a normal person would say.

Actually they just say 'messkins'

mercury and particular comes out as Merk-a-ry and Pa-tik-a-lur

>cadillac brougham
cadlack bro-ham

...

Ask. Police.

>ask
axe

>Valentine
>Library

>Straight
Skrate

I have so many dealings with black trash that I couldmy pin down one stupid saying of theirs. I love when blacks try and get you in some argument and all of the sudden they're tenured law professors and sheiiiiit trying to catch me in a lie as if I just had. Seriously fuck blacks.

>document
Docca mints
>therefore (always used incorrectly)
Thereforst
>embarrassed
Umbarrissed

>where
Wherest
>who
Who'st

JOB

>Where
Whea
>Who
Hoo

The rest of the world spells it aluminium because the name was changed by the man who discovered and that was the last iteration. It was alumium at first.

"Children"
>Chirren

"Kids"
Keeeids, often used as follows: "Fuck dem keeeids"

leftypol are faggots that can't meme

> Birthday
Berf-day

>Meer
>Urb
>Crayg

what does leftypiol have to do with anything and why did you sage? Are you a nigger?

Conversate is not a word, it's conversation you ignorant nigger!

...

i actually feel deep rage when i hear them "speak" their fucking ghetto nigger shit

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

Do niggers use Ask body spray?

hey
>ay

>supposabee
actually that's " supposed to be". I don't think an adverb like your word exists in their vocabulary

>words bongs and bong wannabes can't pronounce
>anything with an r after a vowel

To dare, I've never heard a single nigger use that word correctly. Even the supposed educated ones say 'axe'. Dumb simian fucks.

On a serious note, am I the only one who can hear the nigger in someone's voice? I mean, check out this link. I can't see the guy, he doesn't mispronounce any words yet I can still instantly tell he's black. I'm sure you can, too.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5im58mEgb4

>altering the poster
Fucking idiots are just giving people a reason to call the posters racist, thus destroying the purpose of them

You can always tell if somebody talks like a black person by the way their voice sounds like, it sounds like some subhuman ape from a mudhut is roughly speaking ebonics

I had the idea niggers speak ebonics,not english

Certain groups of nigs:
>motherfucker
mahfucka

Terrorist
>terrist

>Nog: "I got hit in da head with ah Smootha"
>Cop: "A (smootha) sir?"
>Nog: "yah, a smootha, u know for makin clothes strait?"
>Cop: "Are you referring to a clothing iron, sir?"
>Nog: "Dats what I said, a smootha."

How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?

fpbp

Please
Thank you

they really have a hard time with:
yes officer, did i do something?
of course i have my id right here.
thank you informing me the the high volume of my music could damage my hearing

>Babe
Bae
>Puerto Ricans
Poor Ricans
>What are you
Whatchu
>With
Wif
>Know
Nah
>Give
Gib

Velcro on the ceiling. And they are called niglets sir!

>Argentina
Usually ends up sounding like "shithole"

King

>Truth
Troof

My moms said that nigga booked da fuck up

>da fo' fo' fo'
>taste gud
once you've been around blacks, you will recognize the nigger in their voice and know not to relax

In what context would the nigger use school in any sentence or otherwise?

>mahfucka
great one. you'll enjoy this prank call
youtube.com/watch?v=gjqZ08faksA

>ah Smootha
>"yah, a smootha, u know for makin clothes strait?"

>lemme skoo u on how ah beez finna muh dik dis hurr whitey wimminz n sheeit, ya feel me dawg?

That's Right.
>DASRITE!!!!!!!!!! ooga booga bongo gibmedat goodboi no do nuffin sheeeeiiiiit

Shiite, I forgot a nigger can skoo a muddafucka.

>Inquisitor: "Are you referring to a clothing iron, sir?"
>Ork: "Dats what I said, a smootha. Boss Kibbutz seys I be fold'n dem cloze too slow so he hits me with ah smootha."

What is the difference between right and rite?