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Charles Lopez
Colton Smith
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Camden Hall
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Charles Morales
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Wyatt Ross
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Henry Powell
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Lucas Gray
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Eli Murphy
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Cooper Foster
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Ayden Campbell
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Aaron Ross
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Brody Martinez
Nice Ted, user
Gavin Williams
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Brandon Peterson
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Julian Morgan
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Tyler Thompson
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Carson Cooper
why does ted remind me of chris chan?
Connor Johnson
H-Hayei!
Dylan Campbell
Ted cruz is the incarnation of him
Leo Thompson
You want Data you got it.....
Oliver Watson
I still think that "The delegates..." is the best maymay that emerged during the election
Jaxon Evans
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Austin Miller
Ted Cruz: Wake up!, Dahnald & Hillary have taken all of the delegates, Every last of them is gone! Even the super delegates!
Bernie Sanders: Uh!?
Ted Cruz: They've become part of them! They can't even die! I just thought the least we could do is put our old differences aside, just this once, and really work together! We owe that to our teammates! Our families, Bernie! Our friends! Look, you've always talked about our delegates, how they're the last of a mighty people. Well, We've lost our delegates, Bernie ! Let's not lose the the presidency too!
Bernie Sanders:Ok fine we'll do it your way Cruz and Fuse !
Cameron Jackson
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Easton Martin
Unfortunately, in the time from which I came, the delegates no longer existed. They had somehow been taken by Donald and along with them my hopes for ever reaching my final, perfect stage. Luckily, I discovered that Barron Trump possessed a time capsule which I decided to borrow for myself.
Using the time machine, itself, proved to be a much more interesting challenge. As I mentioned before, in order to fit inside the time capsule, I was forced to regress to my human state. That being accomplished, I activated the machine and was transported to another time and place, a time I hoped I would find the delegates alive and well, in which I would be able to realize the true potential of my power.
The priesthood told me one other thing, once I possessed the delegates, I WOULD BE THE MOST POWERFUL BEING TO HAVE EVER LIVED.
Now, are we done talking?