‘Lord of the Rings’: Amazon, Warner Bros. in Talks for Series Adaptation (EXCLUSIVE)

>‘Lord of the Rings’: Amazon, Warner Bros. in Talks for Series Adaptation (EXCLUSIVE)

variety.com/2017/tv/news/lord-of-the-rings-amazon-1202606519/

HOL UP

so yoi be sayin tyronequis?!

starring Idris Elba as the entire fellowship

Ugggh no more.

Yassssssss we need a diversified Lord of the Rings! This is so important

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

It is going to be nigger Frodo and nigger Gandolf and introducing some lesbian or tranny as the bravest warrior ever that can slay dragons with xir pinky.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yes I am pissed.

Lord of the nigs.

Jokes on them, LotR fans get asshurt about the smallest changes to the story let alone niggers. Unless niggers are orcs.

>Merry and Gimli are black
>Legolas is female
>Arwen is one of the Fellowship
>About 10% of the Rohirrim and Gondorian soldiers are black

Guaran-fucking-tee they're gonna social justice the shit out of it.

>Chance to do a longer, more faithful adaptation of LotR
>More than likely it will just be Cholo Swaggins and the Fellowship of Many Genders going on a journey to defeat the evil white male Draurompf who wants to build a wall separating Mordor and Gondor.

Me too bro, LOTR was the best

>starring Idris Elba as the entire fellowship

You are all forgetting the main reason why we need a new adaptation of LoTR.
Casting suggestions for Iarwain Ben-adar.
>inb4 Idris Elba

WE WUZ RANGZ AN SHEEIT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What are the chances of them pissing off the entire LOTR fanbase by doing this?

113.5%.

yep

It's going to be Elven women and niggers against an evil white male sorcerer.

I will nuke them

Can't wait for Americans to ruin it just like they did with Sherlock Homes.

In b4 the elves are black kangs.

Very high. They'll just use it as a marketing technique, though. Any legitimate criticisms leveled against it will be met with accusations of racism, just like the Ghostbusters remake. Obviously, the media will go along with this narrative. I can already visualize the articles:
>Lord of the Rings is No Longer for White Basement Dwelling Manchildren and That's a Good Thing