TRY USING FB MESSENGER

DOD EMP DRILL HAS GONE WORLDWIDE

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youtu.be/JHxRNws7m9s
arrl.org/news/communications-interoperability-training-with-amateur-radio-community-set
youtube.com/watch?v=LsbNabK5FDE
youtube.com/watch?v=Q3LE15AyT5g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

THE STORM HAS BEGUN

FUCK NO IT CANT BE

can confirm

my phone won't connect to my wifi because it says it's "under attack". what the fuck?

CHECKED
PIC RELATED
Antifa cant coordinate using FB KEEEK

Website run by democrat lizard creature crashes due to outsourced Indian coding done above a phone shop in a Calcutta slum. Boring milennials sjws claim happening in spontaneous larp on shellfish appreciation image board.

>Forgot to remove memeflag
Good try.

what did kek mean by this?

Um guys my dick isn't getting up. Wtf? Is it happening?

>what did kek mean by this?

Which bit, the lizard the website or the larp?

if you have FB you can confirm this is no LARP
messenger has never been down worldwide like this to my knowledge, coincides with the EMP drill happening now.

>Um guys my dick isn't getting up. Wtf? Is it happening?

No. You broke your dick. It will never work again. The good news is that you can get a slot on Dr. Phil beside a large black dyke who can't get wet.

Confirmed. It's down. What the fuck?

none of fagbooks shit works half the time anyway

Run outside and slam the tip of it in your car door. Turn on the car radio and wait for instructions

But how am I posting here?

see

Cache. Dont clear your cookies or cache and youll be ok.

Ok will deliver with pic and timestamp

Breaking news
shitty Facebok messanger not working is happening for millennial cumstains. Crappy website run by lizard has outage. Millennials panic.

kill me now.

REDTUBE
wont load!
Habnnin. REEeeeEEEE!

>Cache. Dont clear your cookies or cache and youll be ok.

LOL the stench of milennials going into fucking withdrawal is delicious. Weakest.Happening.Ever.

Trump has not given the signal

>Facebook messenger is down.
>Therefor the evil commies are coming to kill all of us.
>"LE KEK ECKS DEE MEMES HAHAHA MAGA 2020"
I just made a throwaway account and it works for me. This is LARP.


Why do you faggots even have a gookbook anyway?

i could care less about messenger bring down, its only interesting due to the DOD connection:fox2now.com/2017/11/01/will-the-department-of-defense-emp-drill-shut-down-power-grid-no/

youtu.be/JHxRNws7m9s

Can confirm. Ayys outside. Oh fuck dudes, what do we do?

Faggotry. Utter faggotry.

Stop wearing sandals

Stalk old girlfriends, duh
>to be this fucking new

AS PREDICTED THE SHUT DOWN IS OCCURING!

IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

FIRST TRUMP'S TWITTER, THEN WHATSAPP AND NOW MESSENGER.

That video is from 2014, this is LARP.
Your connections is fine and you have confirmation bias, this is LARP.

Im in fear of my anuuuus

posting to confirm that I've not been EMP'ed

EMP incom-

>Why do you faggots even have a gookbook anyway?

They are lizard lickers. When people talk about, plebs, the ill educated, the dumb ass, the moronic, the millennial, the stupid, the inane, the witless the retarded etc. They are talking about people who use lizzards shitty website. And here they are. And this is a happening to them

Kys shill. It's kikebook.

how will you know what the left are planning without scouting on FB?

Gay and farty beyond reason.

Here. We.Go

Norming clearing has started.

it will not impact any public or private communications.

arrl.org/news/communications-interoperability-training-with-amateur-radio-community-set

guys I just looked outside and he's right there's emp everywhere, my desktop barely works because there's not enough electricity

farty?
everybody stop your music...

EMP has disabled my erecile function, it is happening officially

>how will you know what the left are planning without scouting on FB?

Who cares. The sjw left is completely fucktarded and will deliver a nothing burger no matter how much you try and shill a lighbulb popping into a momentous event.

t. knows more than he is saying and this has Nothing to do with antifa OR the DOD. Its just some genxers having fun at the expense of lizards and millennial retards

EMP IS A PSY OP BY THE DEEP STATE.

F U C K Y O U

>147873678
>147873678
>147873678

tomato plants out or in?

checked and keked
this is so true that it switched timelines and brought me here

its back up

>using FB
reddit normie confirmed

yep wonder what went down in those 15-20 minutes

>emp drill world wide
>as im shitposting on the chinz
not a very good drill id say.

Yawn.

youtube.com/watch?v=LsbNabK5FDE

You're all newfags and this is nothing do with antifa. Or millennial or emp or trump or anything you know of. It has to do with boredom drugs and reminiscing from genx.

Or in another word. Lulz

Can confirm. My neighbors dad that works for Nintendo just flew over my house in a Blackbird

Works for me..

I was gonna plant garlic tomorrow. Good idea? Should I buy greeen bananas or go for the ripe ones?

down

And t me just add kids this on a scale of 0-happening is a .0000543

WHAT DO I DO IF I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS???????????

you can make an account with no one on your friends list

~antisec
Watch newfags.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q3LE15AyT5g

it still works faggots

Why are my nipples getting hard so suddenly?

IT'S THE MINI BLACK HAWKS GRINDING AGAINST YOUR TITS user
YOU NEED TO SMACK THEM REALLY HARD TO DESTROY THE INVADERS

Everything is working fine, faggots.

>And t me just add kids this on a scale of 0-happening is a .0000543

this is so fucked

everything is going down it feels like

what tffffff

I just ate an ice cream sandwich and my nips got hard too!

.0000543

COD ww2 servers are down on Xbox EMP HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

its back up for some, it was down worldwide for 20minutes just then

fuck off mediterranean kikenigger

>its entirely impossible that fb is having server issues

Right?! I keep trying to message people, but I don't have anyone on my friends list. My coworkers workers hate me and my neighbors call the cops on me all the time. I even got kicked off nextdoor. Oh shit! What if that goes down?

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS CIA SHILL MOTHER FUCKER WE DONT BELIEVE A GOD DAMN THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTH I HOPE SELLING YOUR SOUL FOR A FEW SHEKELS WAS FUCKING WORTH IT YOU GOD DAMN JUDAS MOTHER FUCKER GET GONORREHEA AND THEN I HOPE YOUR GONORREHEA CATCHES CLAMYDIA AND DISSENTARY AND YOU HAVE FLAMING DRIPPING DIAHRREAH OUT OF YOUR TINY DICKLET WHILE YOU SLOWLY DIE ALONE IN AGONIZING PAIN OF DEHYDRATION AND AIDS

>could care less
Jesus fucking christ son

>EMP HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Someone in MW2 just used the EMP care package. My lights flickered for a minute, and I am certain that Hell's Angels just flew overhead in formation. Hold me anons!

They took down whatsapp, trumps twitter and now messenger, soon DOD will take down the internal electronic communication lines. My guess is to stop Antifa from coordinating

multiple sonic booms now in the distance

air sirens,,,,

:stop music:

couldnt* KEK

4.69152 *4 actually

.0000543 * 24 * 60 *60 *4

It is far more likely that a single target EMP device struck facebook's chat server.

Holy shit..its guile!

i dont understand your schizophrenia

mfw I learn about the end of the world on Sup Forums

>mfw I learn about the end of the world on Sup Forums

Thinks facebuk massangar not working is the end of the world.

even your dick hates you

...

Florida bro here, fb messenger is completely fine, just messaged my sister in the UK.... And she responded

Working for me

North Korea just flew over my house.

That's because you are stupid.

Thats better.

.0000543

Trump is waving goodbye...........wave bye....
Off to Neuschwabenland for a long holiday.......just what the doctor ordered...lovely this time of year.......

saved ty

Z E R G R U S H

yeah its back up for most now.. on the upside i made you reconnect with your loved ones