YOU HAVE 2.1 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE A MACBOOK, THE OFFICIAL LAPTOP OF Sup Forums

YOU HAVE 2.1 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE A MACBOOK, THE OFFICIAL LAPTOP OF Sup Forums

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bestbuy.com/site/alienware-15-6-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-1tb-hard-drive-128gb-solid-state-drive-silver/5713021.p?skuId=5713021
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i do

Overpriced.

I do

Because my Memepad is superior.

Shilling this gay accessories wasn't enough on Sup Forums it seems

>T450 Master Race here

overpriced garbage with an interface designed for children
limits everything you can do with everything about it
needs special programs, and then some bullshit, to use programs not designed for it
limited development for some applications for a mac platform, always compatible with windows
in other words
literal memeshit

Because I'm not a communist.

Hello Christmas Island. W510 here

>why do you need ports goyim?

My wife and her friend are directly behind me working. My wife has her thinkpad and her friend has her macbook. This thread seemed topical and made me laugh.

>cant play games
>cant run 99% of programs
y tho

Anybody who owns a stock Apple product should me gassed
You can build a Hackintosh that runs OS X better than a Macbook for like $100

they do make the best phones though, android is fucking retarded and slow as balls

Just buy a Pixel, beats the iphone hands down.

>not browsing on a mobile device
lol, what is this, 2008?

Who here remembers when Linux was pols preferred choice?....

If you have a shitty Metro PCS phone from 2010 like all phones running Android are seen by iPhone users as, sure.
I'm posting this on a $970 Galaxy S8+ and there won't be an iPhone to compare to it for the next half decade.

This place is for politics, not OS discussion.

Lol fell for the galaxy meme. Android and Samsung phones are for poor Mexicans and niggers, nice s8 faggot.

>supporting Apple
>buying trash products
>buying a laptop
Good good goyim.

I'm talking about the s8, I just broke my apple 6s and wanted to try something new, I fucked up big time
this thing is a plastic piece of shit

I had one and then it broke a month ago after about 3 years of working.

Now I have a Dell and I'm way happier.

>over a grand for a laptop

>over a grand for a laptop with no user serviceable parts

>Linux
What the fuck are you? a masochist?

>over a grand for a laptop that still has no ability to cut/paste, only copy/move/goback/delete

Lol a Dell, get a load of this faggot. I hope at least it’s an Alienware to trigger poorfags, the only decent Dell.

>s8
>slow
You may be the slow one, fella.

>over a grand for a laptop that can't game

>over a grand for a laptop that someone can steal, and the password can be reset by booting into single user mode and RMing the "setup done" file

>plastic
Lmao I totally believe you're using a Galaxy S8

Found the kike, not all of us are poor faggots who have to use coupons and shop on black friday like niggers, gooks and spics.

sick em' user. Don't let this jew scum attack the master PC race.

Where's the pol I knew and loved growing up...

>fagbooks
>official laptop of Sup Forums
Lolno, faggot shill. The official laptops of Sup Forums are the ones that support Coreboot or Libreboot that have a wireless card installed that has free firmware available. This is the tinfoil board, fucknut.

Posted from my T420 running Fedora 26 with Coreboot and ME firmware stripped down to the BUP module. Feels good not being a tech illiterate that gets spied on.

Dell is good. Alienware is the overpriced garbage line. Kinda like your gay apple crap.

>retard can't figure out how to open it up
OK

>tfw /gpol/ will be the next /mlpol/

The parts are soldered in, have been since '13.

appleinsider.com/articles/12/06/13/teardown_of_retina_display_macbook_pro_finds_soldered_ram_propreitary_ssd

Take an hour and explain why you are a mac fag. No really, no rush.

compared to an older iphone, the s8 is super slow

T. Faggot who can’t afford Alienware

You were growing up in 2011?

>soldered RAM
>soldered storage
>glued in battery
>display assemblies that can't be taken apart without breaking the glass
>"lol just open it hurr"

This.

Yo realize Alienware is the XPS line with a custom UI and bios boot logo.

He probably hasn't seen one since the plastic ones you could open with a quarter

Spoken like a true manlet autist.

You're posting from a phone.

Linux was always a joke user. Only for those who really wanted to hide something.

Those things were somewhat serviceable but they were still horrible to open. They've also always had soldered CPUs back when most business laptops with Core2s were socketed, which was shit that it lacked it.

>everything I don't like is autism!
>y-y-you're a manlet!
Shut up, phonefag.

Actually an iPad, but nice try hackerman

>buying Alienware ever

Good good goyim.

Android has more freedom, and most handsets have micro sd compatibility.

>Alienware
When the ALPHA was new as shit, I had a gift card for dell and got an i5. It is really amazing, and I could not find anything similar for the price. It was on sale and backordered.

Don't like the OS.

Because Apple is strictly for people who can't into technology.

This.
Leftist Isheep.

You mad poorfag? Did they not have an Alienware at goodwill?

I have a computer, I dont need my phone for anything other than texts and calls, im not 14

>it's an ipad

So it has even less use, it can't even make phone calls

Nice. I was working dell breakfix back when they started doing the big "GAYMIN MACHEEN" push, and ticked me off. Same hardware, but they lock all support info off in an entire separate section.

I’ve got the old one from 2015. The new ones with the meme touchscreen for emojis are the stupidest thing ever. Still waiting for a good model before I upgrade. I’m

Somebody kick that liberal faggot, Tim Cook, out and already.

Make Apple Great Again!

>>Somebody kick that liberal faggot, Tim Cook, out and already.

You realize that Apple is in fact Apple right

Because I have no use for the lifetime gay porn subscription that comes with them

I liked being spied on. Makes me feel special.

Linux was good until it got bloated up and hacked together and now it's a big pile of duct taped together shit. It's one of the worst kernels. I hate it so much but I have no real alternative. The BSD kernels are mediocre and lack features and Hurd kernel development is like watching a snail crawl up a mountain. There's also the Illumos kernel but that's some obscure shit that's worse than Hurd.

Then I guess you'd love Apple products.

Because they're fake and gay.

I have a Lenovo. $500 cheaper with better specs user.

I have 2 faggit.

Because I built my own PC by buying a mid-size tower and all the parts I needed for it. Fuck MacBook....

> Lenovo

Don't they make toasters??

I can pretend to farm while scrolling through Sup Forums without having to use different software to make it run half assed.

Surface book 2 son. I grew up

How's the Ikari going kiritimatianon?

fpbp

>money
Nope its just not worth it, you could spend the same amount for something far more powerful and lasting. Its why laptop warranties only last for 12 months and if you're into mobile gaming you're not going to be lugging around a laptop which means you're going to be leaving around somewhere meaning its not for mobile use.

In sum its glorified overpriced trash.

TLDR you got jewed.

I'll admit, it gets hot, but I can run pretty much every game at 60fps in 1080p, and I spent under $1000USD.

hi stephen
how's oliver and gus?

I'm poor.

>I built my own PC
Assembling pre-made parts doesn't count. If you do anything less than build your own 16-bit homebrew machine on a room full of breadboards, you're a pleb. What, too much of a pussy to set up your own registers?

Do you have a phone with a third of a terabyte of storage?

Pic related. Please read until it sinks in.

because i have this bestbuy.com/site/alienware-15-6-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-1tb-hard-drive-128gb-solid-state-drive-silver/5713021.p?skuId=5713021

I have a phone with a USB C port that can mount drives, so I have unlimited storage.

I'm not a pretentious Soyboi.

You need an iphone for just text and calls?

>BestBuy
user, please. This is not something to brag about.

I've got two. Ones fucked so I just run vms on it.

Are you the ducking consumer coupon police kike? This is why I hate poorfags
>HURRDUUUR YOU COULD HAV EGOTTEN A A FAST NISSAN INSTEAD OF YOUR PORSCHE, WOW COULD HAVE SAVED THOUSANDS
>I look at kike faggot with disdain as I drive away from his Hyundai

Because I don't need an place to keep Moleskin notebook off the table?

Lick my ass.

I like Mint, but have Unbuntu on one machine. Macbook for most things though.

Why not just have a remote machine (VM) at all times and then Remote Deskop (or whatever) into it?

Oof

Muh vidya gaymz

No can do, I'm busy with your mom. In the meantime, you can....eat a bag of dicks.

>SPEND YOU GOY SPEND
Spotted the Jew. If you're too stupid to source your own parts and assemble one yourself then you deserve Alienware.

Joke's on you, my mom is fat and ugly.

>Over a grand for a laptop that is designed to fail and doesn't natively operate at 60fps.
>Made in China