Britbongs explain yourselves

How can a country that has the most repulsive and vomit inducing cuisine imaginable (blood pudding, meat pies and fish and chips) have the most glorious and complete breakfast?? Furthermore how the hell do the British have the BEST desserts and cakes? I FUCKING LOVE English marmalade and Apple pies etc. Is this why you Britbongs have such bad teeth?

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we was the ones to import cane sugar in large amounts 1st i guess? so bad teeth followed but its an outdated meme now

try golden syrup also,its the only rival to canadian syrup.

It's a great breakfast, but it will give you gas and heartburn for the rest of the day

i eat vegimite alot of the time for mornings,i hated it at 1st but it grows on you.

i have it on cheese on toast now.

>blood pudding, meat pies and fish and chips
all of these are fucking fantastic though

Trial and error.

Try it with philly cheese.

We eat it since we're babies but I can see how it would be hard to get used to.

Atleast you aren't americans who just get an entire spoonful of it and then say how horrible it is. Like, no shit cunt?

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You cant conquer half the globe on an empty stomach.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Wait a fucking minute, I only just spotted that you think black pudding, meat pies, and fish and chips are "vomit inducing". Get fucked.

Are you a fucking chong?

What Kiwi doesn't eat Fush und Cups and meat pies???

Back to China with you pan face!

Bovril. I love it on cheese toast.

I don't see anything wrong with that meal. Maybe you should try eating it before judging.

You're supposed to make a drink out of Bovril. It's Lea & Perrins you put on cheese on toast.

Bad teeth is a fucking meme. Its never been true. If you want bad teeth go to Shitstreetistan.

Every anglo household in NZ has a can of Golden Syrup in it.

statsGOD

Always enjoy a proper English breakfast when I'm working in London.

Notice that there is nothing original in the breakfast. It's just a bunch of random tasty foods put together. They even stole German bratwursts.

Add a bit of ham to the cheese and you have a decent meal there mate.

Fish and chips ROCKS!

Nope. Bratwursts taste different to English sausages. They are larger and have a different texture

English breakfast sausages are nothing like German bratwurst...

That chart doesn't clear anything up. It doesn't involve crookedness, or colour.

t. Britbong with appalling teeth.

This
British breakfast is the most perfect thing in the world
So how did they end up with the shittiest cuisine in Europe?

I don't know what you're going on about that shit looks delicious

How can you even shit on fish and chips with a straight face?

I never understood the beans part.

The UK/Irish breakfasts are the best on earth. I pay a fairly high premium to order black & white pudding and lincolnshire sausage from a decent UK expat butcher in the US. Also make sure to fry my toast.

maybe you should try learning to read before posting on Sup Forums you fucking leaf.

If you don't like meat pies you are not white.

pol breakfast edition

>meat pies
>fish n chups

surely nigger you are joking

Well, you're Canadian and baked beans are an Anglo thing. Wouldn't expect a frenchman to understand.

I bet you think this is gross too

shits delicious

>fellow kiwi
>Thinks meat pies are shit

GTFO

Now this is what I call a complete breakfast.

i came

>says blood pudding is bad
>posts breakfast with black pudding

and honestly, meat pies are patrician as fuck. Steak and Stilton is my shit.

Is that tripe?

>eating golden syrup (((food product)))
topkek

there's literally nothing wrong with british cusine

That looks like cholesterol-riddled, heart attack inducing shit

The chaos of balance!

S.O.S.

lots of vinegar, i wanna feel like ive changed the acidity of my stomach

i began to like the taste,i can eat a spoonful easily desu

blue cheese opens you up to enjoying pungent tastes

Shit on a shingle. Used to eat that in the military.

nah man, that's shit-on-a-shingle.

>meat pies

I thought Serbians were known for meat pies?

used to be good watching football in the 90s at the stadium with a meat pie and a cup of bovril

good times.

funny enough a "spanish omelette" is popular here also,its basically an omelette with random meat cheese and veg thrown in.

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Its military food. You can cheaply make tons of it for very little money. Great for feeding a family when you are low on money. Tastes really good despite its appearance

if you ever make it at home,wrap it in newspaper for 5 mins to make it taste better.

Blood pudding, meat pies and fish and chips are great foods.
Don't forget sunday roast,

This disease is caused by not brushing. Everyone here brushes regularly except slavic & asian immigrants. Very few have crooked teeth, only old people. Everyone with crooked teeth when they are young get braces. I did myself.

you mean the low meat content ones? those are shite,cumberland rings are god tier

gotta have somert moist m8

Or use paper towel man. The paper absorbs the excess grease making the batter crispier

looks good. We don't have that here.

>meat pies
Except meat pies are almost certainly more popular here than they are in the motherland.

> sucking so hard on the anglo dick
> see flag
oh...

>explaining myself to a filthy colonial

>Everyone with crooked teeth when they are young get braces

I didn't. They didn't offer my braces until I was 17, and said it would be another couple of years until I'd actually get them. I refused, because fucking being 18 - 19 with braces.

The ones we get here in NZ are top quality pork.

holy fuck bovril... that brings back memories

Fucking kys Australia lite.

nah the ink on the paper does somert to the smell and flavour its noticable

>complete breakfast
>no vitamins or fruit
pick one

BTW Charlotte is the Prussian apple pie.

he is anglo disporia m8

vegemite avocado and fetta

Any particular section?

>be slovenian
>have family in london
>never met them
>arrange a visit so we get to know each other
>work hard to save some cash
>arrive to london
>(((family))) gives you wrapped fish&chips
>this is all, go sleep now buddy
>leave london
>forever

>no vitamins

You don't know what beans, tomatoes, or mushrooms are, do you?

>or fruit

Well, you DEFINITELY don't know what tomatoes are.

i wont eat a sausage that is any less than 90% meat,i fucking hate cheap sausages

when its cold, windy and wet for 300 days per year, you have to eat high fat, protein diets to survive.

He can't be a Kiwi. It's an import.

I'm yet to run into an actual New Zealander that doesn't like meat pies, fish n chips or a full English....that includes maoris.

I thought it was solely because newspaper was cheaper than unused paper

I do wonder what is 'spanish' about it?
In Spain do they have English omelette?

wc + diet
a breddy appropriate id

Diaspora Pole here:
UK food is great and I choose it over other foods available. I can't cook them but if I buy them in good store they are always best meals I ate.

lol no it doesnt matter as long as its newspaper

lie a piece of the news paper out flat,throw the chips and fish onto it,salt and vinegar it then wrap it,leave for 5 mins then open up and eat.

One thing we have going for us is top quality meat and dairy...everything else is fucked.

>fish and chips
>vomit inducing

what are you fucking gay?

Retard alert - EU flag with no idea of cultures, imagine my shock

try Heck 97% pork sausages... they are pretty good.

Fish and chips is nice though, especially with curry suace or gravy
its not like ((((London)))) doesn't have other fast food choices either

English breakfast is pretty good, if not a bit boring

halal chips not eating ther3

>a kiwi who doesn't like meat pies or fish n chips
How's Auckland today Chang?

i dont do shit in a tray merchants no more

always support your local english or european owned chippy,mine is owned by a serb

if you buy from muslim owned ones you risk poor hygiene and you also fund mousqes.

What did east africa mean by this?

...

Correct!

>welcoming your long lost family with shitty fast food
>british hospitality

you supposed to mix it up m8,if you get bored make french toast and fried tomato and a cumberland ring etc

Key thing about Spanish omelette is the potato and peas.
It’s not an English interpretation of a Spanish omelette either, in Spain they are the same

Is the female thing in the middle a child, his wife or both?

>european

i was told by an elderly british lady that the reason many older brits have bad teeth is because of the insane amounts of sugary sweet tea they used to consume, 10 cups a day for many adults.

the dentists also used to go banana's on the teeth of children under the national health system. filling nature cavities in teeth with small amounts of mercury in the mixture.

its decayed teeth and made then eventually rot and fall out.

they didnt know any better back then.