DANGEROUS PASTAS: I WANT TO GET VANNED EDITION

ITT we post dangerous pastas I'll start.

Dangerous Pasta
WHAT DO WE KNOW? "Golf rumors rundown Okay so at the PGA tournament 2009, a politico journalist apparently attended some after party and discovered occult shit happening in basement, not just your normal larping satanist wannabes but some truly sick shit. She posted a story about it, which was immediately taken down, presumably after the powers at be threatened her. There was more chatter than they were comfortable with in online golf forums (which are now deleted) and a few days after the Tiger Woods sex scandal was posted by National Enquirer. Tiger Woods ruined his image to bury this story, there was more info on it on some onion site but I can't seem to find it. All surface web traces of it have been wiped outside of threads like this. Goes deeper than most know."

you're fucked

why?

I didn't know about that element but at about the same time it became known that a number of entities had been secretly recording celebrity hotel rooms/houses and were using sex tapes as a means to blackmail various well known people. Tiger was at the top of the list. So was Jessica Simpson apparently.

Interesting.

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Stop this right now, Charlie.

Whaat the fuck? How did you get my name?

OH SHIT
whats mine?

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