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Is Mormonism the red pill? They have an average 4-5 kids per family and have even kept the zombie hoards in Arizona at bay. Should I convert and get a nice Mormon girl?

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No.

Please stop drawing attention to our states and leave us alone

Looks like an inverted lightning bolt or sowilo rune. It's a sin from the gods that whatever goes on there is based.

The social pressure and in group preference mormons have for themselves will make mormons the last group of whites on this earth.

mormons are magic underwear-clad faggots

all the mormon shilling on this board has to stop

mormons are consistently the most clueless people I know

Looks like Mexico is holding Canada at gunpoint

BASED

I have a friend who is at Salt Lake City and got himself a good mormon white wife.

He's white too but he's trashy af and got arrested a few times. Doesn't believe in God but still converted.

underrated

STAY THE FUCK OUTTA UTAH! WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOU DEGENERATE BAPTIST SCUM. YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FULL OF EARTHLY MATERIALISTIC BRAINWASHING,YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY HERE.

STAY THE FUCK OUTTA UTAH.

But I have been told that in these states if you are a Mormon then you get the best jobs, they stick together.

Mormons are the best

Mormon mafia is real

Oh boy. Not gonna be able to unsee that now.

Every Mormon person I have ever met has been completely awesome. Every Mormon family I have ever net has been completely awesome. I always think of that South Park episode. Sorry haters

Fuck Mormons, I like caffeine, beer and weed.

Jews of the white man

I like coffee and beer, so maybe just keep it hidden. I don't know.

that just makes mormons highly retarded jews (fun fact: mormons have one of the lowest average IQs of christian-esque religious groups, just above Jehovah's Witnesses)

A Satanic cult full of pedophiles. All you get in the end is a trip to Hell.

How are you going to keep it hidden from your 5 wives?

Utah fag here. No. OP, you are retarded.

Maybe I can find a QT 3.14 and then refresh the gene pool

>They unironically care about niggers and go to Africa for retarded charity purposes because of the church
>Must go to church every Sunday

No thanks

POOO

>*worst
ftfy

Arizona is full Califag

Fuck off we're full

Mormons are not allowed to watch R-rated films or M-rated video games. Fuck that shit

It's pretty much fake Christianity

moving now

poo poo loo loo

Srsly. Sadly, I'm one of them. I shame myself every day.

Why wouldn't you want red pills to move to Arizona, Cali is fucked beyond belief.

You could just as well get some Harry Potter LARPers together, assign roles, collect dues, and you've got a Mormon church. Worse than Scientology and a lot more expensive.

so just like every other kind then

>economicreview2011.blogspot.com/2010/03/mormons-have-higher-iq-than-average.html
>pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/11/04/the-most-and-least-educated-u-s-religious-groups/

They're in the middle, not the highest but not nearly the lowest

Fag

Isn't a degree from a Mormon school a bit like a degree from this guys school? A degree in stupid doesn't mean much.

No one wants to live in fucking Mormonville you heretic.

Anyone from Idaho on here?
I'm going to spend a couple of months in America; haven't decided where exactly, though. Is Idaho a good first pick?

If you like small towns and woods. Boise's the biggest city but it's not very big.

Yeah being a Mormon is like the white version of being a jew. Except without the degenerate behavior and making 4+ white babies.

Yeah, I love small places. I realize that I'd probably miss out on stuff, but the atmosphere in small/rural places is always lovely.
Seeing it's in the north, there probably aren't much niggers around, too.

Do Mormons seriously not allow caffeine?

>Magic underwear
Please elaborate. I've never heard this before.

Hottest girl in my HS was a Mormon. Did her 10th grade persuasive speaking project on abstinence. Married by 20. Family rich.

Fuck off we need to stay under the radar. Nothing to see here.

Get a load of this fucking caps-lock using reprobate.

No one is going to bust your balls over it. Drinking alcohol is a definite no no though.

It's discouraged. All things in moderation.

this

How do you actually convert, or whatever it is called, do you just go see them ?

It's not about caffeine IIRC; it's "hot drinks", or something like that - I remember reading about this stuff a while ago.
They've probably loosened up a bit in recent times, but like says, alcohol is absolutely verboten.

I fell for the big city meme. There is nothing here to miss out on. It's just shitty overpriced restaurants and awful WOKE theater companies pandering to kikes and faggots. It should burn.

I knew they didn't allow alcohol. Is that just for consumption alone or do they allow you to cook with it?

Mormonism was clearly made by a guy who learned from Muhammed's scam. Neomuslims. Total cult.

You could be the one to make it burn

moving there next year

Then when Arizona turns into a shithole you'll be moving to Texas then Tennessee then South Carolina. The. There's no place left because you fags keep moving instead of fighting for your land.

It's just a high-trust community, people look out for each other. It would be the same across the USA if the jews didn't assault Christianity in general and people generally still had communities.

You can go online and request missionaries to show up to your house and they can answer your questions.

This, no more 'cultural enrichment' please, fuck off to where you're from...

>convert to magic underwear
>cant drink alcohol
nope

Fuck mormons.

No booze, must goto church every Sunday. Must actively recruit, they also even do quarterly and yearly reviews of your faith and money you give to the church.

C-can you request exclusively female missionaries?

frenchfrog here, why the mormons are always up to something (casinos, politics, mafia...) but we never heard about the amish ? also what's the difference between amish and mormons ?

Mormons use tech. Amish don't.

I’m moving to St. George from Connecticut. I promise to be good, I hate it in CT...

Someone tell me about this magic fucking underwear.

I'm sure you're the same person who tells other people to stay and fix countries.

Stay and fix your shithole so it doesn't spread

Arizona has 1.2 repubs and 1.1 demos...
You should be happy I added to the right.

>rare
mormons are fucked in the head. their religion is extremely sexually conservative. they wear magic underwear that covers their whole body to protect themselves from sin.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

Just goto Provo or SLC and anal bang, oral fuck, and soak mormons promising to convert.

IQ of a large group is a function of demographics. Mormons are White, thus smarter than most.

How is having 5 white babies sexually conservative?

The temple garment, google it. It's literally mormon underwear they have for no reason.

No. Fix your shithole place.

Mormons can't drink alcohol.

My dream is to take off a mormon girl's magic underwear and bury my head into her crotch.

The only way to fix Connecticut is with a whole lot of bullets

It's no longer my shithouse place as I've been here two yrs, and it wasn't worth saving in the first place.

You can cook with it. Vanilla extract has alcohol in it and no one complains.

Parasite.

You'll be saying the same shit when Arizona turns as well.

>Worn day and night
That sounds shitty. So do they have sex in them? Or do they immediately put them back on after sex?

I like to sleep naked - I don't think I could do it.

Same with California, fuck that. I'd rather boost the votes in a state on the edge.

if you dont know that mormons are extremely conservative about sex, then you mustve never talked to any

You’re an idiot. The problem is LIBERALS moving to AZ and TX from California. If your plan is to just let liberals move their and tell conservatives to stay away then you’re gonna be fucked.

>Wanting to be Mormon
>Ever
Why would you ever want to cuck yourself like that?

Woah there user, we may be getting cucked but we are definately not Cali-tier

>mormons are magic underwear-clad faggots
More like magic underwear-chad faggots

This

You wish. Sister missionaries travel in pairs and can be awfully cute though.

Your a fucking asshole. Stop demonizing me for trying to better my life.

Because he can't find a gf otherwise?

t. Mormon who has never been outside of a Mormon state

Being Mormon probably won't change that, most of the Mormon guys I know are 30-something foreveralones.

Sage.

Mormons marry right out of high school. All the good Mormon girls are taken.

So beta faggot with the social skill of a retard wants to go and make more retard babies with a retard Mormon girl.
Makes sense.