>Suspended Labour MP Kelvin Hopkins "absolutely and categorically" denies sexual harassment claim by party activist bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41866351
>The International Development Secretary held undisclosed meetings in Israel without telling the Foreign Office while accompanied by an influential pro-Israeli Conservative lobbyist, the BBC has learned. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41853561
I'm beyond redemption and shouldn't attempt to better myself for the good of my child.
Angel Jenkins
Stop whining.
Bentley Murphy
ok now shut up because no one cares
Lucas Lee
Elliott poster told me so.
Jordan Carter
...
Dominic Bennett
The Johnsons on pointless.
Wyatt Thomas
>says he's going to seek redemption yet continues to live in sin When's the christening and wedding?
Eli Foster
The Christening is in the first stages of organisation, we have had a informal chat with the Church. I plan the proposal in February.
Jace Campbell
It would be more offensive if it actually struck a nerve and was too close to home and wasn't just a generic "haHA person i disagree with is a fat and ugly fedora wearing autistic paedo" image.
Feel free to make more OC and posts about me though.
Brayden Gutierrez
Reminder not to specify even to within a week when the wedding or christening will be.
Robert Sullivan
>Dodgy fireworks going off course >Almost damaging the house >Look out the window >It's the one black family within a mile radius
Carter Reed
>paedo Nowhere in the image does it say that. Freudian slip?
Leo Reyes
I fucking hate people who use fireworks not on new years or Nov 5th
Hunter Gonzalez
An improvement. Why didn't her father demand you two get married upon hearing you squirted a bastard in her belly?
Evan Taylor
ANOTHER ONE
Angel Phillips
Reminder that the UK should withdraw from the UNCRC so that we can sort out our messy age legislation.
We need a restructuring of the law in this country.
Robert White
Because he's an adult child who never married her mother and is far more concerned with taking drugs than what I get up to.
Jonathan Rogers
Stop giving people ammunition.
Gavin Gutierrez
>daniel kawczynski >slipping her the kielbasa based poles
Aiden Mitchell
>unmarried >drugs Bloody hell, Hitchens is right.
Liam Turner
I wouldn't mind Hitchens if he could just stop being so bloody defeatist. You can hear the depression in his voice.
Dylan Stewart
>I've tried optimism, and I don't recommend it to anyone
Connor Garcia
Inexorable, apotheosis, putative, specious and sublimate. Does it make me thick if I didn't know what these words meant before today?
John Gutierrez
I am YKTD.
Jayden Stewart
>A loud explosion has been heard near Riyadh's airport, with unconfirmed reports saying Saudi Arabia intercepted a ballistic missile from Yemen. bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-41872995
Daniel Campbell
Bad for us?
Landon Watson
...
Jonathan Richardson
What's going to come out of this?
Jason Hughes
No, it means we get to sell them one more ground to air missile.
So do you guys think we'll see a good few by-elections because of this sex scandal?
Oliver Barnes
Smashing my cock with mums teapot on the kitchen table
Ian Young
Let me do some digging for you, I'll report back soon.
Parker Cook
Imran Hosein details an end time prophecy which predicts that a frog will be a prevalent symbol leading up to the time when huge, untameable fire comes out of Yemen and Saudi Arabia.
Also, Brother Kekthanael points out the Jewish role in the end times prophecy on his modest little YouTube channel.
Aaron Morgan
is he white, a slav or a paki
Hunter Parker
2 sugars.
Adam Scott
chickens coming home to roost
Wyatt Long
I hope we get another election. That's three, '15, '17 and '18.
How would a 2018 election turn out?
Xavier Diaz
Good post
Michael Wood
fucking chavs i can count at least 6 different people firing fireworks and thats just from my window so its only one side
Hunter Perry
Sell your cloak and buy a gun.
Cameron Stewart
Anonymongs have well and truly killed this general.
Jaxson Nelson
16 year old chav who bought fireworks online, decided to rip them on the streets with his mates.
Carson Reed
No need to be a snide, I'm asking your opinion.
Labour are polling dangerously well at the moment. If present trends continue I think they could form some sort of minority or coalition government.
Lincoln Allen
I miss Dave tbqh.
Austin Hill
Do you live in a rough area lad?
Bentley Harris
>thinks he was being snidey Awkward.
Grayson Gutierrez
What about on our Independence Day?
Alexander Hill
the best part of by elections is the meme candidates that pop up Anne Memerine Waters and her army of tommymongs will definitely try New ukip leader bolton and either JRE or David Kurten will try for ukip
Ian Diaz
one of those london but not really estates full of pikeys
Christian Fisher
that's not until 2021 lol
Jace Smith
It's been like bloody Kabul the past couple of weeks. Guy Fawkes night is literally on a Sunday this year, and yet I've had FAR more fireworks going on around me than ever before. Usually it's only a few days, a week at most.
Dominic Cooper
There is a private entertainment service for the wealthy 1% that’s like periscope but basically spies on the front cameras and microphones of poor goys’ smartphones.
Smile! You’re on Camera.
Jaxson Roberts
ITS HAPPENING IN WINCHESTER RIGHT NOW LADS
RACE WAR NOW GAS THEM GAS NOOOOWWWW
Grayson Johnson
Looks comfy tbqh.
Blake Smith
so im assuming everyone knows leadsom started this sex scandal business, do you think she'll be able to take down May and gives us a real Brexit?
Caleb Smith
We don't have an independence day. Our relationship with the EU is vastly different to, say, the relationship between the 13 colonies and Britain. It will be remembered simply as "the day we left the EU", as opposed to it warranting to title of "independence day".
Brandon Russell
Came across that way.
My thoughts are with you kamerad.
Thomas Peterson
>leadsom give a real brexit That old bitch couldn't even give a real effort to get elected.
Christian Flores
Have you seen the video of the MP fingering a goat in their initiation ceremony?
Dylan Brooks
It's been alright round my area. I'd ban the sale of fireworks desu, causes nothing but disruption to people, animals and the fire birgade.
Nathan Taylor
Is this what autism looks like?
Grayson Lopez
Is this a ruse by the establishment to purge polticians that would not vote to repeal Brexit? Simple use Weinsteingate as a cover to quickly replace these people in a series of snap bi-elections?
James Reed
he also likes it w dupe
Josiah Murphy
Winchester is a pretty comfy town. Great cathedral. Lewes bonfire is the best though
Jayden Fisher
No this is a left wing coup de'tat. Remainers are deliberately trying to get MPs from the party suspended and lose their seats, then Corbyn wins, becomes PM, and cucks out as expected and decides to stop brexit as it suddenly turns out brexit is racist sexist transphobic
Brandon Reed
If I make another religious strawpoll, should I exclude Islam and Judaism? Seems people just pick them to be funny.
Jayden Cox
I don't even particularly mind it myself, it's just there have been SO many. It has been every night since 12 days ago, I've been keeping track. Even some distant ones at half two in the morning last night, oddly enough.
Leo Moore
No, it's what realism looks like. We do not and will not have an "independence day".
Anthony Clark
The people who resigned/been suspended are all Remainers as far as I know.
Lucas Perez
Why are they burning crosses lad?
Juan Roberts
Just to let MIPITT know I wasn't intentionally ignoring him in his thread I just was enjoying a few cheeky ciders.
But then the question arises of whether or not he just wanted me to post to keep his thread bumped.
Ahh these questions that plague us on this mortal realm.
Eli Stewart
Same tbqh.
He looked the part.
Joshua Ross
Do you not understand what bonfire night celebrates?
All that matters is the numbers. About 5 Tory MPs could lose their seats depending on how safe they are. Then norn iron gets mad about stormont, DUP pulls out and goes back to bombing shit again, government collapses, time for white genocide with (((Labour)))
Levi Roberts
Cheeky monkey you'll get what you're given
Thanks lad it's nice to be appreciated
Ayden Wood
for the lord
Samuel White
Bonfire night is a night celebrated in rural England with a ritual cross burning and a hanging of a negro.
Angel Rivera
I do but I thought it was just Guy effigies and fireworks.
Nolan Brooks
As a gag, everyone should post their full name and address.
Owen Roberts
I wasn't being snide, I did some looking on some of the ones that have been in the news. MP involved in scandal: Mark McDonald Party: SNP Constituency: Won constituency with a majority of: 11,630 (37.6%) Party that came second: Conservative
MP involved in scandal: Charlie Elphicke Party: Conservative Constituency: Dover Won constituency with a majority of: 6,294 (12.5%) Party that came second: Labour
MP involved in scandal: Kelvin Hopkins Party: Labour Constituency: Luton North Won constituency last election with a majority of: 14,364 (30.8%) Party that came second: Conservative
MP involved in scandal: Clive Lewis Party: Labour Constituency: Norwich South Won constituency last election with a majority of: 15,596 (30.4%) Party that came second: Conservative
MP involved in scandal: Daniel Kawczynski Party: Conservative Constituency: Shrewsbury and Atcham Won constituency last election with a majority of: 6,627 (11.4%) Party that came second: Labour
MP involved in scandal: Michael Fallon Party: Conservative Constituency: Sevenoaks Won constituency last election with a majority of: 21,917 (42.8%) Party that came second: Labour
Camden Flores
Labour MPs could lose their seats as well.
Besides, what more can Labour do to advance white genocide? Under the Tories net migration has reached record levels. Maybe accelerationism is the answer.
Landon Sanders
Tyler Rose 36 Nenthead Road HIGHAM ON THE HILL CV13 2GA
Asher Parker
>mfw some people dont play burn the darkie on the 4th
David Sullivan
traditionally it was a big anti-catholic festival
Jose Jenkins
No. We celebrate the failure of Guy Fawkes and his mates because what he was doing wasn't simply an attack upon Parliament and England but upon Protestantism. He and his cronies were Catholic, which was the driving force behind his shenanigans. His failure was a hammer blow against Catholicism and Popery.
Landon Hernandez
>white genocide with (((Labour))) >implying the tories have been any better
Alexander Long
btw, they still burn effigies at lewes
Jordan Sanchez
Apologies then mate. They all look like safe seats so I wouldn't expect much drama.
Yes I understand the history, I just didn't realise that cross-burning was part of the celebrations usually.
Anthony Jenkins
If you remember Labours 13 years of total white genocide, constant affirmative action and insufferable diversity quotas, you'll see it's very different with the Conservatives. Stop meming
Asher Morales
Dave Cameron was weak and feeble, he just fucked off when the going got tough, not bad when you can just fuck off from your job and have it not affect your CV innit
DESSERTED HIS POST
You don't see the Queen just fucking off
TREASON, ABANDONED HIS COUNTRY AND PEOPLE IN THEIR MOMENT OF NEED, IMAGINE THAT A PM JUST FUCKING OFF
And will still cream a fat pension of the top, can't just fuck off like that if you're in the Forces serving your country can ya, unless you're Eddie
Sebastian Lee
Only Hopkins and Kawcxynskifjekdbje has any chance of turning
