Iphone X

What is you next master plan Sup Forums?


m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEEJ57Gsow

We don't need a master plan. These retards were dumb enough to buy a fucking phone that is a always watching and listening to you.

Well look what we've got here,
someone who watched one of those "top 10 4ch-
an pranks" and thinks we're a bunch of undergro-
und hackers. Go back to YouTube. Please.

fpbp

Should have tried kettle.

there is a plan, Apple Shield

can survive a 6ft drop with new stronk glass, start the #XDropChallenge

>>Sup Forums

.....to advertise to you. Honestly that's all that that kind of shit is for. It isn't some le conspiracy, it's just so they can advertise to the individual.

B8 nobody gon fall for that fag

Heh
No

I work for Apple Tech support as a senior advisor. Please dont do this. This is such a pain to deal with. I just want my paycheck and to shitpost on pol.

DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE WE WANT TO BUY A FUCKING PRODUCT AND THAT BE THE END OF IT. HUMANITY SHOULDNT BE BOMBARDED WITH ADS. ITS NOT GOOD FOR OUR COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSS.

ALSO BULLSHIT THE NSA IS LISTENING AND WATCHING.

All your data is stored on the apple cloud and can be accessed on any iPhone, making it easy for you to pull up your contacts on a friend's phone.

>writes like this
>even talks about the video
get the fuck out cummie

Take out SIM card and Rub spinach on it because spinach has iron in it and it makes your internet speed faster
Then put in microwave for 10 seconds to bond high iron substance to SIM card
And presto lightning fast internet that doesn’t disconnect even under tunnels or in elevators

>Board members sit at table and discuss how to monetize more with advertising, decide to embed it everywhere in the 'phone experience'
>Not a conspiracy
It's a literal definition of conspire. The fact it exists means the decision makers wanted it there. As far as listening devices, just bother to read vault7 leaks

any cellphone is at risk

ultrasonic signals can be used to locate your position in a room and send ads to you (if you are at a mall or whatever) or collect data on you

unless you made the phone yourself and have hardware switches on the mic, etc. your security is literally always compromised

get over it, it is the cost of technology. just learn to hide what is important and forget about the rest

Iphone X stands for X-ray vision when taking pics of people. Just charge the xray capacitor with a large magnet.

The real master plan is to let the retard LGBTRIGUD and SJW / BLM / Antifa tards turn on each other

Do less, gain more personal time to improve yourselves...Mentally ill groups WILL turn on themselves, always

Will lettuce work? Cause I don't have any spinach on me and can't afford faster internet right now

It's odd how people are just figuring out apple is shit and their products are overpriced garbage, as if we haven't all known that for 15 years when everybody was saying the exact same thing

Are you fucking retarded

Imagine a 1984 big brother situation where someone evil gets into power. You are a political dissident wanted by the military police. They don't even need to TRY to find you because even if you abandon your phone they know every intimate detail of your life, your banking information, commonly traveled routes, friends or family members you could go to for help, your fingerprints, your voice, and your face.

Good luck.

Apple has been good for non-Apple users, as they keep 'innovating' (marketing) some new features, and testing them out on their dumbass fanbase.

The actual useful features then trickle out to real computer land.

We're not some kind of dedicated thinktank for lulz, we're a bunch of random autists. You have an idea, post it, if people like it, it will spread.

This is fake, libtards are retards but nobody could fall for such. Absolutely not

But all smartphones do that.