UK Happening?

Are we getting one? It takes me 10 mins to get ready.
Prolly should on standby?

What?

>The absolute state of UK self-defence
Pitiful

Bin your knife!

>the one arrow

Make it count.

is their a riot or something, i havent heard of anything in UK user
whats going on

hello Mi5

Ready.

Good on ya lad

At 100m i'd rarther take an AR-15 to the stomach than one of my arrows.
These go through armour.
If you know chemistry...you just made a hollow arrow shaft very interesting.
Don't mock the bow.

fucking cast
kek

That was just showing my fletching skills.
I have 120 Easton aluminium I flteched and 200 carbon fibre, Ching bought as fall back.

I would love to see one of your arrows going through a steel plate.

>it takes me 10 minutes to get ready
dude it should take less than two.

Happenings are generally mutually occurring.
Listen out the window, isn't it the perfect night to cover gunfire?

The story behind it is even more kek desu.

quite the illegal arsenal you have there m8

u gonna get vanned m8

You're retarded if you think a bullet breaking apart inside of you is preferable to an arrow.

godspeed user-kun

>those "weapons"
I'm so, so sorry.

>britbongs have to defend themselves with a bow like its the middle ages while Ahmed has a full auto RPK and a truck.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
I put the cheap carbon ones through car doors on my mates farm.
The aluminium Easton's would just pass through.
Obviously not tank armour.
That...is what sticky arrows are for.

(I have a cast on).

good point...
but the muzzies wouldn't waste their stockpiles so soon. They are obviously in this for the long term, thats why most of the attacks are knifes/ trucks of peace.

As a bong living stateside I second this request for lols

this is absolutely hilarious.
its a good punishment for catering to the invaders.

Bullets get stopped by NIJ 3.
Arrows dont.

You better bin those user.

No i mean steel plate body armor. Theirs no way an arrow which travels slower than a bullet could pierce body armor rated for rifles.

A £3,500 Olympic bow vs a kebab with an AK.
Do you think low tier people buy bows this level unless talent?

It is if it's rammed with special sauce.
(Quality arrows are hollow).

arrows have much more mass than bullets, you mong.

What travels faster when shot through water?
1. Sonic
2. Subsonic?

your arrows might puncture armor, but my bullets bring 10 other bullets with them, each one splitting inside you on impact to tear even more flesh. it's a death machine that i have at the ready in less than 15 seconds from safe to blasting.
you have to be brainwashed to put so much faith in larping robin hood. fucking bongs

How hard is it to get 12 gauge shells in the UK?

Yeah we should have kept control of them like you did with your jigs.

Yeah and they only go 200-300 feet per second you mong, velocity is more important when piercing armor.

Not if I hit you with one and it booms the entire area.
You lack imagination.
Pic related.

yeah i have my butter knife ready

Oi, bin that bow.

Bin that bow

Can't if skill level is mighty.

story time plox

Sword fight. kek.

My Hoyt riser is very individual.
For anons that enjoy Gentleman's (white) sports, you can prolly find me easy enough.

Only racists don't clap when planes land. also checked

Hahahahahahaha 10/10 troll

If kick off happened, these are obviously first stage.
If it was state vs us, rules go out the window, obviously.

My road is private with a 180 m entry.
If a hoard of ork's came and my hand was on form, if there were 20, the final would probably fall at my feet.
When you run out of gunpowder or you get EMP'd, bows are sane af.
Non stop ammo.

one arrow.

Bin that Bow, save a Joe!!

>180m long bottleneck
>20 Zulus run your way
>Run out of gunpowder
>"Shit...what now?"
>Pull out Assault-longbow
>Realize it's not 1800's anymore
>Tyrone pops a cap in your ass

Stop fucking larping and atleast get a shotgun license or something. Ridiculous

...

where is it that you live in?
How fucked up is it?
Hope don't mind me asking

>olympic bow

What's the draw weight on it? Like 40 lbs? It's a target bow, not a war bow.

This

An AR-15 shoots a tiny piece of lead that is probably like 3% the weight of an arrow yet has far more piercing power because it is going like 20X as fast.

Can you have blackpowder weapon i bongistan?

come on dude, arrows can go through sandbags

And have no velocity left after that what so ever.
Might go through your clothing but as long as they don't hit you in the eye you're good

occasional bow hunter here
most competition bows / target bows are able to pierce flesh
BUT that's unlikely to cause serious damage with those bullet point arrows, especially with a low power bow
you could, however, do some pretty nasty damage with a point designed for hunting, like broadhead arrows

it's still no match for an AR15 though lmao

Why don't you have a royalnonesuch pipe shotgun?

Didn't know Robin Hood posted on Sup Forums.

ever heard about gorilla warfare? if shit goes down i wouldnt mind putting some type of poison in my arrows

you're fucking retarded
bows have a fourth of the energy output a 9mm does

Are Robin Hood and his merry men planning to chimp out?

yeah haha

hory shito

A modern compound bow can punch through bulletproof glass.

>Don't mock the bow.
I'll mock the bow any day in a shtf scenario, hell you'd even be better off with a crossbow and try to do a 'daryl' or whatever. Simple fact of the matter is that a gun will always win.

It's just the night before bonfire night lad. They're fireworks

simmer down, legolas

So you know how to make perfect arrows that fit on your model/strength bow?
No.. didn't think so.. meaning your ammo will unironically drain faster than 'real' ammo.

Bing bong, you're alright.

>You have my bow.

Yes because poisoned arrows still pose a considerable threat to any regular armed force...

>bongs thinking arrows have more piercing power/are stronger than 5.56 from a 16 inch barrel

>Gorilla Warfare in the UK

"Oi guv, looks like you have an unlicensed banana there."

>england
>regular armed force

How many people wear steel plate armor? Arrows will go straight through wearable bullet and stab proof armor.

Also, shaped charge arrows are not too hard to make and will go through light steel.

You're now on equal footing with your government in the 1500s.

Honestly I'm a little surprised that you can own that. Shit talking aside, is there a permit for a bow over there?

Now you've done it, bong..

Fucking sort your manky floor out, you scabby mong

What is it then?

Whatever you say Robin Hood

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

Oi ya cheeky wanker, whatcha got here?

What the fuck are those ^^^^^
Trips of truth on steroids

toggaf ti od

How are bows and crossbows still legal in the UK?

Time to make an anonymous tip to the gov't so they ban that shit.

For the children, ya know.

Be a bro, bin that bow.
Don't be narrow, bin that arrow.

knock knock

Gives us falklands and nobody gets hurt anglos

Kek.

A fucking flashlight, Allen wrench set, recurve bow and arrows with field tips??? Hahahaha

many weapons are still legal mate the butter knife meme is a meme

>nigger hand
I swear, they do this for the (you)s.

OP is probably dead by now, are u happy?

in a happening i doubt you will face armed force constantly, it's gets worse in UK where they are cucked af
more likely engaging niggers with sticks and stones, maybe butter knife throwers