Should the Rich and Poor go to the Same Prisons?

My cousin is rich as hell and he's in prison. He CANT STAND it. He was a trust fund kid, son of fortune 500 boardroom director, had a bright future. He robbed a store, he didn't need the money but he did it for the thrill, he was going to give the money back afterwards but got arrested and can't prove he was going to.

Now should he go to the same prison as say someone who grew up in the hood? Remember this kid can't fight, never even had to wipe his own ass (making a joke but i wouldn't be surprised if his dads butlers did it), ate lobster every night, and had a luxury shower. Now he has to go to a place where he eats crap food, stinky toliet in cell all time, and public prison showers.

I'm just pointing out that to your typical hood criminal prison is no big deal since it's basically the same as how they live in the hood, but to my cousin it's a nightmere and a living hell. Plus they all call him "pussy" and "bitch" and make fun of him for being rich and white.

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I know you're LARPing, but I'll bite.
Spoiled bitch shouldn't have robbed a fucking store, then.

Im clearly answering bait here, but he did the crime and now he does the time. Throw them all in the same shithole, doesnt matter to me. Should have thought about the possible consequences of his actions before acting upon them.

"It's just a prank, bro" is not a defense.

This. Your cousin needs to learn some harsh lessons.

>Now should he go to the same prison as say someone who grew up in the hood?
yes, prison should be an equalizer. There are activities he can sign up for when inside. He will be treated no different, no better or worse than others should he be a good citizen.

You guys don't get it, this is not equal treatment. To a hobo prison is a vacation home, to a hoodrat prison is a giant party where he sees his friends, to my cousin prison is HELL. Is that equal, a vacation, a party, and hell are equal? Remember it's all objectivily the same treatment but different punishments to different people

A fair punishment to my cousin would be maybe, make him eat macdonalds and wendys for a month, make him shower in the shitty ones at the YMCA, and maybe make him publically apologize. I think that's fair.

>defending affluenza
Even if you're joking, please neck yourself.

>He robbed a store
there's your answer right there.
he has the heart of a nigger, and should be in the same prison as them.

Paroled when. To be honest it's probably made him a better person.

Agreed don't give one about thieves even if they are "just joking".

the fact that he robbed a store for lulz, not out of need, means he deserves to be in prison for awhile.

Boondocks already did it, update your bait

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Doesn't matter how much money you have, everyone is equal under the law.

Rich kid robbing a store for fun? Get that perverted degeberate piece of shit on the electric chair right away.

He's my cousin, he's a good guy.

>rich
>blondhair/blue eyed
>tall (5'11ish)
>going to Harvard most likely
>robbed a store but was going to give the money back the next day in an annoymous letter and apology

How is that the same in anyway to a hood rat criminal?

He's coming out in like a year, but think about it. He couldn't stand one week of summer camp since there were public showers, how he is he going to stand prison?

Obviously not, since a hobo gets to go on vacation for committing a crime while my cousin goes to hell

What ever happened to "boys will be boys"?

Never seen that show ever.

>Should the Rich and Poor go to the Same Prisons?

Yes. You should have thought before you committed a crime.

A hood rat is raised to crime and has no other ability to get money. Honorable by comparison.

>He's my cousin, he's a good guy.

Let this be a lesson to other "thrill seekers"

His ass-hole is probably 5 inches wide.

He deserved a premium bullet in his brain.

Play stupid game win stupid prize

I never committed the crime, my cousin did. And why don't you say the same thing to the poor who do crimes?

What about "boys will be boys"?

posting with a fag flag

He'll never be lonely in prison.

Dindus get the rope

is it true jews in prison get kosher food made by jew grandma charities?

well according to alimony and child support laws, which say that because someone is use to a life style that it would be cruel to make them live like a normal person if you leave the money provider, then no. rich people should have ultra comfy prisons with servants and tennis courts.

let me step in here.

sometimes crimes are not always crimes. some people are victims of circumstance, some are crimes of passion, some are accidents. i know OP is a fag and his relative is a total retard, but i understand what he's getting at.

the court system in america is corrupt to the core. america has the largest prison system in the entire world. is it a money making machine that they force people to go into on their own, or get worse. and jail itself is a living hell.

so what do you think about crimes that are charged to people with no criminal history, who have commited them through no fault of their own?

He's an introvert though. He can't stand being around people for too long, and now he's in a cell with someone all the time

Holy shit thats true, it's unconstitutional to make the rich and poor prison together

His father should have had better connections.

nobody is equal under the law. the courts make up their own rules. they'll give a slap on the write to a nigger they know will come right back in so they can get another conviction out of him, where an upstanding white guy gets the book thrown at him with trumped up charges. i'm guessing you've never been to jail before.

>my trust fund cousin is in prison and it's bummin' him out fr dawg
maybe it'll prove incentive to not do whatever i didn't read in the rest of your thread.

>armed robbery
>thrill seeker
>rich pussy shitheel
Yes, he earned his time in the big house the hard way. Hope he has rectal insurance.

hischance would be paying for a good enough lawyer that could plead this down to the lowest sentence possible

Yeah that's what happened but armed robbery has mandatory minimums and they got video evidence.

Well, so am I, but I don't steal so there you go.

yes. and there's 2 levels to it. there is basic kosher and glatt kosher which is an even more super premium version you have to have a rabbi approve you for. all of the kosher meals are sealed hermetically and are superior quality food to the regular food in jail. you also get free unlimited matzos.

Nice larp. Armed robbery should be a capital crime.

>He's my cousin, he's a good guy.
No, he's your cousin and you're defending him because of blood.
>>robbed a store
>How is that the same in anyway to a hood rat criminal?
That he did it for kicks is worse than doing it for need. A solid judge would have thrown extra charges on since Whitey McRichpants is going to get paroled soon anyway. He earned that record.
>Harvard
>rich
>blonde
>manlet
Irrelevant.

so they do the same for muzzies and buddhists right?

Yes, I hear what your saying - a gentleman of his taste and refinement should have highly-trained staff to wait upon him clad in fine livery - knee britches and silver-buckled shoes, with finely-powdered perlukes, who will strew fresh rose petals before him each morning, before anointing him with perfumed oils, and asking what his personal cook should procure for the 9-course banquet he will hold, clad in the height of fashion, at an ebony table table endorsed with the finest silverware, whilst a small orchestra plays some light chamber music for his amusement.
Well, guess what?
It won't happen. He will probably be lost in a whole new world - a world of rape, where he will perform sexual favours, and even dance like a showgirl to drug-addicted negroes for phone cards, and the last drag from a cigarette butt.
O, fortuna...

>rich
>robs a store

>can literally afford dirt bikes, monster trucks, PCP, box patriots seats, 3 vacations to Fiji a year, sky diving, snowboarding in Colorado, snorkeling in the great barrier reef, 10/10 Russian hookers, a front line pass at cedar point, over 100 acres of land in Kentucky, a week under the effiel tower, a new Lambo, surfing in Australia, and scoops of ice cream at Katie's corner

>acts like a nigger

100000000000000% BS

>capital crime.
Well my cousin would like that since he pleaded in court "I JUST WANT TO KILLMYSELF I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL" until he was taken out.

But he's actually valuable to soceity, he's was going to harvard, rich, blond, and tall as fuck

You should have provided him a gun to do it when he was out on bail. You failed your cousin.

>rich, blond, and tall as fuck
Then suck his dick, faggot

also, people who notice that jewish people eat better always think they can get over on the jail and start claiming to be jewish. this rarely works, and usually backfires if it does. when you are initially incarcerated they will ask you your religion. if you tell them 'jewish' right away, you might get a free pass. but if your ass is eating kosher and you're not showing up for temple on wednesday/saturday, they will revoke that shit on you. the other version is people who come in under their regular religion, who want to have it changed to jewish; this needs to be approved by a rabbi and they will put your ass under scrutiny. it also takes weeks for a religion change to go through, it's usually more trouble than it's worth. if you want the good kosher food, it's better to just trade for it and not pretend to be jewish.

When I said "You" I was using it as a general phrase.

Depends on the crime.

Non violent offenders shouldn’t be placed near violent offenders.

What your cousin did was stupid.

Perhaps you should visit him if you care about him.

>can literally afford dirt bikes, monster trucks, PCP, box patriots seats, 3 vacations to Fiji a year, sky diving, snowboarding in Colorado, snorkeling in the great barrier reef
No he couldn't because his dad would never buy that for him. Remember by rich i mean he was an 18 year old from a affluent family, he didn't actually own much wealth

>10/10 Russian hookers
That's illegal

Also

rich people do crimes all the time

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If you rob a store, you go to jail. You don't deserve any mercy because you're a trust fund kid. Fuck off.

>But he's actually valuable to soceity, he's was going to harvard, rich, blond, and tall as fuck
No, he's a criminal thrillseeker. He had potential to be valuable and instead chose to wave a .357 in some poor slob's face for a few dollars.
>he pleaded in court "I JUST WANT TO KILLMYSELF I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL" until he was taken out.
Should have thought about that first. His lack of foresight is exactly why he is a burden on society instead of a contributor. Honestly, he deserves everything coming to him.

Poor people have introverted pampered mommas boys too, idiot. Your main complaint is that he won't have good food, that's just too bad. He was man enough to rob a store so he can take it.

If he's valuable to society he can prove that after he's done his time.

Equal justice under law. The law should not care what power you come from. Your friend should of considered this before he acted. Money is power and power comes with great responsibility. It's his own fault for blowing that lifestyle away.

t. jew

i hope they steal your food chaim

>What about "boys will be boys"?
Armed robbery is not some teenage prank. Holy fucking delusional.

Yea, I'm gonna teach you something about the dictionary. Shoplifting is not robbery. Shoplifting is when you take something from a store. Robbery is when you take something from a store by force, intimidation, threats or violence. Your cousin is a violent criminal and deserves to be treated as such. And he will be treated as such.

Students are not valuable to society.

they have halal food, which is literally just the same food (except the things with pork) and the rules with that are, it must be bledded by, and served by, a muslim. and that's what magically makes a food to be 'halal'. they also have religious services like rammaddan and all that shit.

there is nothing for buddhists or hindu, however. they are not recognized as having specific religious restriction diets so they are forced to eat the same shit as everyone else. in jail, they only serve the big 4 as far as dietary:

catholic
protestant
jewish
muslim

everyone else gets shit on. and for example, friday is always fish day. no meat on friday cause of catholics. so everyone else is being forced to eat the diet of other people's religious views.

My dad doesn't want me to

He's technically a "violent" criminal since he used a gun

Merchant is right.

Your sister got some KM's

>Equal justice under law.
Swoon. So beautiful. Much justice.
OP, on further thought, your cousin deserves the rope.

Act like a nigger, get treated like a nigger. Only niggers steal tb.h so it’s good to see your cousin get fucked.
>he did it for the thrill, he a gud boi
spoken like a true nigger enabler

Bring him along then.

Think of it like a character-building experience rather than a punishment.

He said in his mind that this thrill would satisfy him enough so that he could settle down and study when he got to Harvard, he was using foresight.

Well the food i heard is nasty. He hates it, he prefers steak, lobster, and caviar

So teenage boys get off if they do assault, assault causing bodily harm, substance abuse, theft, but the moment it involves an arm it's prison?

Bro, they go on to be lawyers, doctors, engineers etc

No he's in New York 24/7 and when he is back he doesn't want to visit my cousin. We didn't know them that well I just hung out sometimes when we got together

meme flag, part of a retarded family. kys

oy vey, its anudda shoah in da mess hall!

i'm not jewish, but i have been to jail. and i've had the opportunity to try the kosher meals because i worked in the kitchen. and i will tell you, they are actually delicious.

If I went to prison. It would be for murdering someone.

>He's technically a "violent" criminal since he used a gun
Technically, waving a gun in someone's face is violent, no quote marks needed. How is it not violent? Remember, touching someone's shoulder in public is Battery. Pulling a gun on someone can go up to attempted murder if you're enough of a fuckup. He's lucky to be getting off so easily.

Who cares what your Dad thinks. Go see him. And yes he is a violent criminal. You should just be thankful hes still got his life and didn't get blasted by a store owner who owns a gun.

Because the prison is 5 hours away driving, i can't walk that distance in a fucking year.

Your choice, how old are you 12?

>What about "boys will be boys"?
NIGGERS WILL BE NIGGERS, WHY U JUDGING DOE?? DEY GUD BOIZ, HE WAS GON GO FINNA STUDY @HARVARD N SHEIIIIT

Ok, let me put it to you this way. If it was my store he was robbing, I don’t fucking care if he’s bill gates. He had no respect for my property, so why should I have any respect toward him. Also show your fucking flag you kekistanigger

Poor people also like steak lobster and caviar, you're not supposed to enjoy prison. What do you think prison is for?

your friend's a nigger and belongs in there. just because you think he was born superior and that everyone else is subhuman trash doesn't mean its true. your friend isn't valuable to society, nor does he deserve special treatment because he had it all his life.

your friend is the same as everyone else in America so he doesn't deserve different from anyone else.

No. it's not divided by income but by threat level. Guys with records of violence go to maximum. Guys who just cooked books go to minimum. Minimum security is much cheaper than maximum. If violent offenders weren't just big dangerous adult children they could go to minimum but they have to be treated like animals.

>He said in his mind that this thrill would satisfy him enough so that he could settle down and study when he got to Harvard, he was using foresight.
That's horseshit. Would the same apply if he'd only killed one person or raped one chick?Just a rich boy who dindu nuffin getting it out of his system. Horseshit.
>So teenage boys get off if they do assault, assault causing bodily harm, substance abuse, theft, but the moment it involves an arm it's prison?
In most US states that kind of criminal action will get juveniles tried as adults and sent to the big house instead of juvie.
Your cousin is a massive fuckup.

Better start saving up for that bus, lad. There are ways to make it happen.

I'm 18.

I don't know about other countries, but prison in Canada is pretty great at least

Plenty of booze and dope, no rape or any nonsense like that, and the only "violence" is during hockey tournaments with the guards, and it's all in good fun and everyone gets drunk afterwards anyway

This is probably what every night is like.

>He robbed a store, he didn't need the money but he did it for the thrill, he was going to give the money back afterwards but got arrested and can't prove he was going to.

You're cousin sounds like a complete fucking idiot.

why are you using that kiddy flag then?

He should have been shot in the act for violating the NAP. Hopefully he gets shanked in his fat white pork belly and bleeds out in the yard.

Act like a nigger, get treated like a nigger

>did it for the thrill
He just didn't realize how long the thrill lasts

I hope you and your nephew get raped to death

You are a joke. You are 18. Who gives a Badgers arse what you dad thinks of it. Besides ask your mother and get out of that sucking up to the man attitude you are nearly a servant.

Act like a nigger, live with the niggers.

I never said he's superior, it's just he's lived a certain lifestyle where prison conditions would be AWFUL for him. Just like putting a stage 4 cancer patient on a roller coaster is not the same as putting some crazy 20 year old on a rollar coaster

But poor people don't have steak and caviar as part as their daily diet. He does, so he's going to miss it

He should be punished but this is too far

Then why is bullying not punished? Bullying is assault/assault causing bodily harm yet it's unpunished

I'm not spending my hard-earned money on bus money.

Prison is hell in Canada. I've seen the videos

youtube.com/watch?v=tP-k47rIIyA

The man is white though, he has more potential to do good than a hoodrat nigger. Just for that fact he should be free.

Hell, all whites should never have to serve in prison.

>federal prison for robbing a store
>meme flag

hmmmm

So all in all you really don't give that much of a shit about him.

don't do the crime if you can't do the time

your cousin was clearly delusional for thinking the law wouldn't apply to him or that he could cheat it because he was "so smart and handsome." The law and prison exist to keep people safe and to keep order so yes, your friend does deserve to be there. Pull him back to the standards that everyone else in society has to adhere to instead of thinking he can do anything.

No other flag represents my ideology, and i don't want to be called a "burger" and have "le 54%" meme spammed everywhere

He would like that since he tried to commit suicide in jail but they wouldn't let him

Because i can't just walk to a 5 hour away prison, it would take years to walk somewhere that's 5 hours a way by car

i do care for his well-being,but visiting him won't make him be bullied and called "pussy ass bitch" any less