Describe the most comfy situation for you

Describe the most comfy scenario you can possibly think of.

I'll start:
>be in pic ralated
>it is christmas
>there is a small but nicely decorated tree
>outside it is snowing and chilling cold but the fire in the fireplace is keeping the cabin warm
>massive wooden table with wooden bench and stools with soft cushons
>sitting around with redpilled people you like and eating a nice homecooked meal (duck with Knödel or a nice pork roast) and drinking some good german beer
>wearing a comfy sweater and warm slippers
>someone browses Sup Forums on their phone and tells us there is a massive muslim happening in a big city 100 miles over
>we comfy, got our shotgun and AR in the corner and are in the mountains
>everyone drinks and talks and laughs about the newest happening news until we fall asleep mildly drunk

Can anybody come up with anything better?

>i sit on my throne
>world is at peace

;)

Nazi uprising

Sitting at the computer and learning the entire world now knows American Antifa is a fucking joke.
Like right now.
AntifaHaHaHa

Sounds pretty comfy

That sounds like work.

Me shitting on your dead body.

>Living in 1950's California.

That'll be pretty uncomfy for me.

That place looks like Scheveningen during summer

Living in a barrel, showing the world that Dogs are the most virtuous of creatures, shitting in the theatre, defacing currency, shutting down the most widely acclaimed minds of the time.

Camping on the great wall of China

Pretty much same

Can I join you bro?

My army and I are building a cathedral on the bones of our enemies' children. And I have something nice to drink.

Thats actually Daytona beach in Florida, I posted the wrong pic from the album I have. I meant for it to be Manhattan beach in California.

I just looked up Scheveningen, looks really comfy too but most of the pictures don't have people in it. Is it safe to assume that the area has been "enriched"?

Camping at Calais

This has to be the cringiest thing since Obamacare onesie faggot. If you want to be cozy then there's a pill to get that feeling. If you want to feel like a man then gtfo and go be a man. Go build your faggot ass cabin and go chop some gay ass firewood. Join the a force and go slaughter some muzzies. DO NOT fantasies about these things on the internet you fucking cuck faggot

Checked

That really sounds in inviting

I have been around the world there's
No place like home.

You mean like you slaughtered those antifa faggots today, like you promised?

Why are you dreaming about the Forest OP?

Are you longing for freedom?

By reading your posts on Sup Forums. I see your mind.

Stop beeing so sensitive.

Because Germany is small with a large population, it's only natural not to want to live in commieblocks.

Pic related is what he subconsciously dreams of.

I have been to manhattan, it's still a comfy and clean beach and a nice town.

I'm the little girl in this photo. That would be the comfiest moment I can imagine.

You have to be 18 to post here.

No its not. But on a good day it could be so full that it would kinda ruin the image perhaps. Idk amthe reason actually. Terschelling is still my most comfy zone. I love italian lakes a lot as well.

Where is this? I would love to visit America but I dk if I could give up my own country for it. I love forests and water. I also love mountains and hills which is the only thing missing in my country basically

This but we have white wives and white children and there are friendly dogs too.

Living on a ranch in Colorado ala Hunter S. Thompson

Being out in the deserts of southwest Utah where it is quiet and peaceful, all bundled up in hats and sweaters atop camping pads and sleeping bags, lying in the bed of my truck and cuddling with that outdoorsy qt who I met all those months ago, gazing at the stars and talking about our dreams together, just sharing in one another’s company.

Good god Sup Forums she was an angel and I had to leave. I miss her so goddamn much. My life used to be a fucking country song.

that's me right now. watching antifa spergs, a glock 20 and a bag of rye chip only gardettos near by.

When I shoot up heroin

-2 bitches in 69 position
-You fuck bitch #1 doggy while she eats bitch#2 pussy
-Bitch #2 licks your balls while you fuck bitch #1
-comfy

Small cabin in the woods with my wife

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On the beach, got a basket full of freshly caught lobster...Beer and Jenipapo liqueur on ice...Hot Brazilian chick popping on my part
BBQ going, got fillet mignon spiced with black pepper and sea salt wrapped in a banana leaf grilling on my barbie...Cinnamon spiced pineapple ready to take over when the fire dies down. Eat the pineapple with my chilled liqueur and some sun dried cocoa beans to enhance the taste of her pussy juice

>southern Utah

my bro

sorry about the qt though


>re the OP

I like when Sup Forums gets kind of, but not too, close to /r9k/. (can't go to r9k because of degeneracy and too-terrible goons)

>comfy old house in northern New England in late autumn with a screened back porch with a sofa and old television
>sit with cute wife and watch something old
>eat wife's cooking, then take a walk in the chilly autumn forest

Don't know if this is particularly comfy, but this idea I've compounded in my head is one of the reasons I go on with life. One day I will wake up one morning next to a beautiful woman who loves me, and I will love her, and I will go downstairs and find our children playing the yard, laughing and joyous with smiles spread across their faces, and we all will be happy and content with the pleasure God has granted us.

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northern AZ during a snow storm in a cabin. very comfy

Women can't love men. Sorry to burst your bubble but that is the truth.

>it's Thanksgiving day
>DJT is my father-in-law
>not watching nigball, screw the NFL
>Ivanka cooking dinner
>playing chess with my bro-in-law Barron

I live in something like pic related at 5000 feet elevation. Snow on the ground now. Maximum comfy for me is sitting out on the deck in the hottub at night, watching the snow fall in dead silence, with a beer in my hand.

>be in pic related
>it is christmas
>laying under warm blanket with my cute wife
>you can hear the cracking of the fireplace
>take a sip of my warm chocolate milk
>start sucking on tits of my wife, while fingering her pussy
>you can hear a wet rhytmic sound while fingering her, and her smooth cute moans
>daughter comes in
>starts sucking my dick
>i wake up
>pissed my pants
>dog shit on floor
>everbody walk the dinosaur

fucking nihilist krauts I swear

Kinda hard to not do one involving Christmas and winter, but it truly is the most /comfy/ time.

All we have to do is put Christ back in Christmas and we're good as silver and gold.

Just fucking delete this. I'm so jealous my parents got to live their young lives in California.
t. California white user

Sounds like your life is still a country song

Absolutely correct. The women loves the children, the man loves the wife.

Why could they drive in the beach

Cozy

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"Just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain."

You could do that in Galveston in the eighties, I don’t know now

What's the return policy for Dutch diaspora? The middle of nowhere mountiany-foresty parts of America are still untouched by Mexicans and negros, and you can still like it there. No jobs, but find a way to make income online, and self-sustain using your property , and you got a good life. Just don't go to any fucking state less than 80% white, or else you're walking into a huge shithole.
The thing is, your kids might want more in life than to live on some comfty mountian/Forrest town, and if they are allowed to emigrate back to Netherlands as diaspora then that's a good plan.

Working on music while my wife prepares dinner, and my children watch cartoons without gays, trans, or any other sort of poisonous degeneracy and look outside to beautiful Cascadia
Oh and no niggers outside only designated black zones in Los Angeles
Whole ban is countrywide btw

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You can do that in North Carolina today. Not that crazy, anons.

>finally

Women don't love children either dipshit. A child's own mother is in the top 5 causes of death for kids under 5.

Women only love themselves. They mimic and make the displays that they think will result in the most attention/wealth being given to them. Often only in the short term.

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>Be me
> Sitting on a leather couch in the living room that I own.
>my son is sleeping next to me, feel asleep watching dragon ball
>wife is in the kitchen with my mother they are discussing remodeling my third bedroom for my second child who only has three more months left in the oven
> my business is doing extremely well
> have a good bit in savings and finally have all my rental properties with tenants
> student loans aren’t a thing anymore
> just finished eating a nice steak
>my old dog is snuggling at my feet while chewing on his favorite toy
> been slowly sipping on some whiskey
not sure how life can get much better then this

Stop shilling this defeatist cuckholdry. You are part of the (((problem))).

getting my dick sucked for an entire day, no stopping.. the coordination in movements to prevent even a millisecond of my dick not being sucked for that entire day..pure b l i s s

There was literally nothing defeatist in my post. I made an obvious observation without drawing ANY conclusions from it or making ANY statements about how to behave toward women because of this.

You're projecting your own sense of defeat.

Men should still fuck women and start families - they just shouldn't delude themselves about the nature of women. This generation of men is blessed - women have taken their masks off for all who can observe critically to see their true natures. They used to keep this hidden and men were blindsided when the mask actually came off.

>Its a heavy blizzard from winterchan
>trudging through the snow to my familys homestead
>wife and many childern + animals await me at home
>christmas is aproaching
>have plenty of food, warm drinks + guns and ammo
>Bernese alpen dog at my side
>high in the mountains somewhere
>see my house in the distance
>I make it inside safely
>wife hugs me, kisses me, kids run up and everyone hugs me
>wife has cooked me a meal of alfredo italian parmesan chicken with fried potatoes and asparagus
>have some beers with my oldest sons
> after dinner and talks head to my little studio to browser Sup Forums
>after a while my beautiful trad aryan wife comes in takes me by the hand to bed... the heavy snows fall outside in the night

Sounds like you need to beat your woman a bit more to correct this problem you are speaking of.

Ask someone with a remote cabin in the US anything.

No power, running water, or electric heating obviously. Also no cell service

do you live there year-round?

do you have a regular job, or what do you do? garden? animals?

do you have a wife or gf living with you?

That will just encourage them to hide their true nature deeper.

>Can anybody come up with anything better?

How about:

>be in pic related
>it is christmas eve
>no tree because I'm living by myself
>outside it is snowing and chilling cold but the fire in the fireplace is keeping the cabin warm
>small wooden table with wooden bench and stools with soft cushions
>eating a nice homecooked meal (mac & cheese) and drinking hot chocolate
>wearing a comfy sweater and warm slippers
>no Sup Forums back then, no cell phones either, browsing newsgroups on dialup and checking ftp sites for new txt files
>comfy, got my shotgun and .308 in the corner and be in the mountains on a lake, 15 minute drive from town
>starts to get dark out, decide to play some doom II on my 60Mhz pentium based system

Nice thread user, sounds cozy. Here is mine although there are a ton of cozy situations I can imagine.
>live in nice bungalow in nice area
>OCD doesn’t bother me anymore, no more incessant intrusive thoughts
>Finally a scientist with a PhD
>Asian qt wife who is also a scientist or mathematician
>hang out with said Asian qt

forgot pic

god damn it man

How are you posting here?

What do you use for heat in the winter?

Which state?

But if you're right about women, then that's the best we can do, isn't it-- force them to hide their bad nature and be good.

>Daytona

In my personal opinion you don't want them hiding it or even knowing that you're aware of it because then there aren't as many tells for you to use anticipating their behavior, making it more difficult for you to prevent.

Well no obviously. I only go for a few weeks a year.

I'm going again for about two weeks after Christmas


When I'm there I do masonry.

GF will come this time around, not sure how it's going to go. It's very hard work.

Michigan. There's a coal fired cast iron stove that is somewhat efficient at heating. We use little Propane room heaters if we need to get especially cozy.

The average house temp in the winter is about 55°

That's a good dream, OP and I pray it comes true for you. God bless.

>5am
>alarm goes off
>smile because I realize I'm a NEET
>get up to put another log on the fireplace
>look outside, still dark and cold
>sit in front of the fireplace, watching the log burn
>dog is asleep next to my couch
>don't wake him
>wrap myself in a blanket and go make coffee
>contemplate whether or not I want to eat breakfast at a diner and watch other people go to their miserable jobs
>probably will
>then I'll come home and sleep all day

Shit tier, you're not even mobile, easy pickings for kebabs.

Take a kayak you fucking plebs

Reminder that this isn't how life works even if you live in a remote cabin.

Life is exponentially harder when living like that.

T. Cabinfag

I hate you ....

>wake up as the sun begins to rise in the early morning on a cool autumn day
>feel refreshed because I don't have insomnia
>make my bed because good habits
>have a fulfilling middle class career that puts me in a dominance hierachy
>shower and dress and look at phone
>remember it's Saturday
>make a strong, smokey and hot cup of coffee
>curl up on a sofa and pick up a copy of the National Review as the sun pecks at my cheek
>take long sighs and long sips of 10/10 cofveve
>phone is at 100% charge
>I don't have clinical dandruff and don't want to die in this timeline
>have plans to look forward to in evening
>my large dog joins me on the sofa
>turn on Twin Peaks on the TV (David Lynch makes a season 4)
>take out laptop and do some casual shitposting in a comfy thread
>check how my business is doing
>feel that perfect balance of satisfaction and desiretc

I just like the picture. I live in a standard three bedroom home, but in a very secluded area.

Nice get. You'll get your Christmas wish yet.

>Can anybody come up with anything better?
This but with decent food. I'm 0% southern European and I can admit their food is much better.

> larping this hard
you will never suckle on ivankas succulent breasts you faggot

add in that the meal was carefully hand prepared by your aryan wifu, and that you're 3 white children are sleeping peaceful in a nearby room and the scene is perfection

>it is early 2000 Germany
>I come home from school, it's winter
>I go to my room start the computer and play games for a while
>do homework
>watch hogans heroes on television with a cheese toast in my bed

>mfw those times will never come back

No it's only white male hypernazis are responsible for everything and basically have no right to exists and should perish in favour of poor refugee bearded 14yo

>wake up on the second day of Hanukkah
>put on my most festive yarmulke and most festive suit (plain Black)
>fix up a breakfast of bagels and lox that I nibble on between counting the shekels in my loose change jar
>it's a warm morning in Israel as I open the blinds and call my wife over
>Abigail Shapiro smiles coily and sits on my lap
>we watch the holiday bombing of Palestinian children together (we do this every week)
>

why no ham on your toast hans ? are you a nigger ?

woman can and do love men, just not if the men are completely domesticated. women need to feel like the man still has a feral edge, and that she has to compete to be #1 in his life with something else (his work, or his friends, or his hobbies)

tits or gtfo roastie shill

They feel a pleasurable attachment, I agree. It's not love. Not in the same sense that males experience it. It's not about the good of the one they love, it's about themselves and what they're getting from the arrangement. Very different emotion.

What's smokey coffee? Have you ever tried Death Wish? It's been the best I've tasted.

July 26th, 1914

Dead by suicide

>Be in cabin on ski slope
>in bed with qt3.14 hapa waifu
>10 blankets cover our naked bodies
>about 20 pillows behind us
>case of craft beer on table next to me
>both browsing Sup Forums
>see massive disease outbreak in Africa
>make passionate love and continue shitposting
>Have 1st child 9 months later

>it's July the
>I've invited over some family and friends who are all red pilled
>there's my drunk ass Irish uncle telling jokes in the corner of my large yard
>my mother and my wife sharing cooking secret in the kitchen while I work the grill
>grilling pork chops, hit dogs, steak and chicken
>my super based black friend correcting his children on etiquette at the table with his black wife
>my grandfather sharing stories about the Korean war and how communism leads to starvation
>my wife walks up with a bowl of mac and cheese as well as a bowl of slow cooker spinach with peppers
>food is done
>we sit at our table and look around
>everyone has a large smile and gleaming blue/green eyes accept my black friend who still looks very happy to be with us
>lifeisgood.jpg