Should men sit down when we pee or does this make you a numale?

I recently started to sit when I pee to prevent splash from getting on my jeans. Is this the ultimate redpill?

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Piss in the sink or in the wood line.

I have that textbook

good textbook

Swiss men are forced by law to sit and pee during "quiet hours"

The only time I ever stand up is if I'm in a public restroom and need to go quickly.

There's literally nothing wrong with sitting down to pee at home, which is where I pee 90% of the time.

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This.

Also, this demands a meme, the virgin Sitzpinkler vs. the Chad urinator.

wth
It is natural for a man to pee standing up. they make statues of boys doing this.

to me this is a sign that women have finally cucked us but good:
>you must pee sitting down, like we do. peeing while standing is male privilege.

I understand that sometimes we might experience a shy bladder in a public restroom. some faggots tried to assault me once in a restroom and creeped me out. but we just have to deal with that in humility. don't give up peeing standing up. that is what men do.

My uncle has a little statue of that boy who allegedly put out a fire in brussels or whatever it is in the bathroom. It's great.

Standing up and pissing on the ground or writing your name in the snow or whatever else is male in his true form. It's part of the compensation for the pains and dangers of having external gonads.

>pains and dangers of exterior penises
those are for cavernous diseased smell holes called smeginas

gonads = balls, not penis.

p. sure we all have to learn the hard way how to not bash the berries the wrong way. Modern choices in underwear really make thing easier imo.

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It has been proven that sitting down while pissing reduces the chance of certain types of cancer.

Honestly having a sit down piss is great.

I take sit down pisses because it's comfy and it cleans my urethra thus reducing the chance of cancer. My reasons for sitting is all about me.

If you do it for the sake of women, you are a faggot numale piece of shit.

In the normal state of affairs, everybody likes dicks. Only a messed up guy doesn't like having a dick. Only a messed up woman doesn't like getting dicked.

Ergo, we can draw some easy conclusions. People who chop dicks apart are messed up, and so too are anti-penis lesbians.

only limp-writed cityfags and swedes piss sitting down
>muh quiet tinkle
>muh peepee particle splashback :O

yep. the hose action and the floppiness fucken kill me every time. and dont get me started on the varieties. ive literally never tired of the topic. cant imagine being with women is the same but thats what this thread is about. men doing men stuff

i sit down so i dont get piss allover my super expensive shoes
>inb4 german

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Pissed in your boyfriends ass for all I care

>being so scared of le ebul cancer that you turn yourself into a woman

That's probably the one thing I find to be an exciting prospect about being gay: getting nailed until semen starts pouring out short of an orgasm. But that much you can do yourself or with a woman & a strapon anyway so I guess it's a matter of taste. Never really gotten to work beyond a few drops but still had fun giving it a shot.

we need a new version for the sitpissers

I pee sitting down when I also have to shit. Thoughts?

Just do whatever works best for you.

Cuck.

Well that's the obvious solution. It's just more work otherwise.

Good textbook, old version, and pee like a man, go outside and pee in your neighbor's plants (poo in loo is the ultimate redpill)

I piss sitting down when it's convenient (when I'm drunk or sleepy) because I live alone and clean my own house so any splashing is on me to clean it up. Even if you never miss, shaking it you'll inevitably get a couple droplets here and there, pubes too.

If you piss sitting down you are a soyboy and nobody will ever take you seriously again if you tell them. Keep it to yourself.

I sit to pee at home. Only started doing it a few years ago at age 30

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stand otherwise you're putting your buttcheeks where another man's butt has been and that is gay

>pissing indoors
Pissing outdoors is the only way to go.

i piss in the sink a lot so i cant sit

This. Insane children do anything else.

I just do whatever the fuck I want

your post number proves your masculinity and basedness. you are a chad for sure. youre so right! if you try it again maybe try alone and just leave it there. dont touch it. after a half hour you'll explode on own without hands. not as good as curved skin or whatever, repeating thrusts on only male gspots but you should start somewhere or slow. im sure women have zones too and just pee but their tiny penises probably feel decent. i have no tips for you in regards to them though like you did for me. anyways all the best. im hard now lol

Pee however you like. I usually choose to sit down because I'm tired or lazy.

One time the main sewer line got clogged and backed up out of the storm drain outside my back door, meaning that flushing the toilet was only going to result in more sewage out the back door anyway.

Best feeling in the world to open the back door, whip it out, and drain the dragon. Loudly.

i either piss in the sink because 6'2'' and it splashes on my legs when i pee in the toilet

how do you shit? i guess like this
but notice he doesnt say things like "thats gay". he wants people to think he's gay. he wants to look at penors. it's called being old fashioned and not a stupid jew cuck

This book is GOAT for learning calculus

whenever i have to use a public restroom i go to the stall and piss all over the toilet paper

>tfw tried this twice
>first time my dick touched the inside of the toilet bowl, had to awkwardly contort my dick in order for it to not hit the side, the splash ended up all over my dick anyways
>second time my dick literally dipped into the toilet water when I sat down not holding my dick

does anyone know these feels? I literally have to pee and poop separately because of these feels, can't do it all in one go

I do it all the time at home or relatives washrooms. It's easier than cleaning up piss off the floor.

At public places I could never do it. I rather piss the whole floor or if I can go to the woods.

i self-inserted a colostomy bag so nothing comes out of my rectum, that's also gay

I'm telling you, peeing in harmony with nature is far better than peeing in a ceramic bowl that splashes your shit all over the floor and your cloathing.
t. ChadNatureFloodings vs OPsittingFagg

thats called having a disgustingly huge member and softy. like me. lol

youre getting too german on me

i piss all over the floors in stalls and also write numbers of ppl i hate and asking to give bjs attached to the numbers

Plus urine is a natural form of fertilizer even though you wouldn't want to use it on crops.

I always love these threads. Imagine all these closet faggots who have to stand in front of a toilet to piss, then turn around and sit down to shit a moment later. They're so scared someone will figure them out. The probably eat a banana like it's corn on the cob.

> His dick doesn't tough water or the bowl if he sits down to pee

Just aim it by hand while you pee. Then while pooping pull it up hold it between your thighs. Pen0r-bowl contact is groce.

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side question: when using a urinal how to avoid splashback?? i get piss splash all over my legs and arms at urianls

Not for crops, but yeah I get your idea. Some N to the backyard plants and you save up some bucks instead of buying fertilizers

If you pee while sitting down outside of taking a dump or just jerking off on the toilet then you are a cuck.

checked and what's the alternative? It wastes water to flush and then either it goes back in the ground anyway if you have a cesspool or a septic system, or it wastes water treatment plant capacity.

It's obvious that God wants us to pee at one with nature.

Also, we can use our pee to mark our territories

Yeah that's just odd. Have you been taking estrogen supplements? Also, check the water you're drinking for floride levels.

> But muh Switzerland is awesome!

Burn that fucking textbook.

I weep when I see a single mom making her young son sit to pee. It's fucking horrible not having a father.

If European urinals are similar to USA urinals, try to piss into the curve at either side. Only way I've found to avoid piss splash.

There's a lot of variation. They installed a bunch of low-flush urinals in my workplace to get LEED points for water conservation.

Apparently nobody who ever tested them. It's almost impossible to not leave footprints of non-splatter on the floor, and one next to the wall has left the wall with a gross yellow tinge. Madness.

femanon here. I live in a relatonship with a man who sits down when he pees.
AMA

What's his rationale and in what other ways does the underlying psychology express itself?

faggot

My cock is on permanent shower nozzle mode. I get a wide piss arc when I pee so I pretty much have to sit to pee. Sitting while peeing is the real red pill.

If your cock isn't long enough to hit the porcelain when you try to sit you are already a numale

nu-male alert

You might be missing out. You can achieve something similar with edging, short circuiting the full orgasm but having a load pushed out anyway and it feels amazing, and then you can still trigger an orgasm proper to top it off.

Makes me jelly of maybe what it feels like for guys who precum.

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For about a year I've had a condition in which I basically had a small wound/opening underneath the head of my dick, so whenever I peed, an extra sideways stream came out and it would make a mess unless I sat down. It took me so long to be operated that I got used to sitting down now. I will still stand up in public restrooms or when in a hurry, but if I have the option I'll sit just because it's easier.
No, I am neither Swedish nor Canadian.

I like to sit down when I pee sometimes, when I'm tired or drunk

If I had to live in a country whose laws dictated how I should piss in privacy I would leave

Men who sit when they pee have higher rates of prostrate cancer. look-it-up Numale

I sit down when I pee most of the time. I'm lazy as fuck and I don't want to stand.

Plus if my piss splits like it does when I stand, it's not messy.

Me too! I always liked Calc

That's why peeing outside is a best. But if your bathroom isn't set up wrong and you actually clean it like you should then you can do something like use bath towels as floor mats; then at the end of the week you can use these same towels to wipe the floor clean with your household cleanser of choice, and then toss it in the laundry.

No fuss, no muss, clean bathroom, no disgusting woman-oriented shag rugs of endless gross on the floor because their feet get cold or they want to decorate the damn bathroom or whatever.

at work in or in public restroom i use urinal, at home i sit. Feels good to sit man, I am on me feet all day, i'll take any opprutunity to sit when I can. also, at night, when half asleep, i don't have to worry about missing the bowl

>their feet get cold

My girlfriend always bitches about being cold when the house is a fucking oven.

I sit down to pee a lot because I can use my phone for all kinds of horrible taboo porn

there's this one video of this cutfag doing this over a stall. a typical wigger lookin guy probably 26 or so. phone and dick are out but his technique was SO fucking different. some creep from over the stall i guess

it's all good homie

>too lazy to stand while pissing
>flag
>the memes are true

Also, protip: My piss stream usually splits after I did some masturbating. Pulling the two halves of the tip apart to stretch open the hole helps to avoid splitted piss stream for me. Try it, might help.

I have a radiator about a foot away from my knees in my bathroom. It's maximum comfy on cold winter mornings to go bask in its radiance while I take my morning shit first thing out of bed. Bathrooms should be designed with practicality in mind.

FEET STATUS = NOT COLD
TILE FLOOR STATUS = WARM FROM RADIATOR

>the memes are true

If it makes you feel better, I'm a 136 pounds at 5'11.

wtf. you must be a stick

I sit down to pee so piss isn't splashed around on the floor.

Do you guys really not piss when you take a shit, it's automatic for me

He's right though. If it shoots out sideways, either pull or smoosh the opening around to get it going straight again.

there's something wrong with you. do you wipe it off too after you maybe shake it? like a mongoloid would do? or a woman? i do the short burst 12-15 little shakes by the way

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Every damn time.

>when they told me my metabolism would slow down when I hit my late 20s

Worrying about your pissing stance makes you numale. Piss the way you like, wether that be relaxed sitting down on your home throne or pissing up a tree in a forest.

>12-15 little shakes
That's playing with it. Once caught a mate taking a drunk piss outside my window and he knocked it on top with his thumb a few times, which I though was novel.

But do you kegels and you can just hold it up at the end, give it one last blast-squirt, and then you're done. Being able to fully relax the urethra during that last blast is the key. No hands needed.

I don't pee on myself it all goes in the toilet. Can't think of a time a took a shit without pissing .I just assumed everyone did that desu