Jesus fuck this guy is literally a retard

Jesus fuck this guy is literally a retard

And I love him for it

Lmao I fucking love trump

It's a legitimate question. Where is the famous Bushido spirit that strikes fear in the hearts of gaijin interlopers in this time of crisis?

go suck a tranny dick, Gavin

confirmed: japan is the land of the rising cuck

Lol, nobody can throw shurikens that far!

>The U.S. President said he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles

This is why I voted for him. For the bants. 7 more years of this.

Is there anything wrong about what he said though? Japan should have stronger military and he is clearly hinting at that.

>anonymous sources say generic bad things about Trump
>newspaper prints it
>newspaper complains that people don't respect it enough

I see where he's coming from

I'm pretty sure if Cuba launched a missile that went over Florida, the U.S. would blow that thing out of the sky

>The Jews fear the Samurai
>Trump wants to revive Japan's Samurai warrior spirit

/ourpresident/ confirmed

All the warriors committed seppuku during WWII. All that's left is cucks. Have you seen their birth rates? They can't even fuck. Fuck....

I hope that Mattis guy is giving him some advice on this.

Explain potatonigger. Why is he "literally a retard"?

Dann its only been a year. What a ride

>samurai warriors
oh just wait until CNN procures a WW2 veteran, it'll be gold star family all over again

Or maybe Japan controls North Korea.

Is someone's rice about to get spilled?

Spoke the potato nigger.

*pokes japan with stick*
hey do samurai things

Yeah. HOW DARE HE??? HOW DARE HE??? etc.

Trumps understanding of Japan: Last Samurai (Tom cruise)

Lol Trump is best prez

*Teleports Behind You*
Nothing Personal, Kid

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alternate

>Japan tries to rise
>US cuck cage holds it back

"The president went on to opine 'Maybe they could just send Godzilla to take care of Little Rocket Man,' and then wandered off, satisfied that his genius had solved yet another problem."

proof?

FUCK YOU

Laura K Buzz will shove it up your Bum I'm sure

>not allowing he missiles to make landfall or drop into the ocean in order to get a better measure of their trajectory and range

I’m all for GRORRIOUS NIPPON MEIJI RESORATION 2.0 but Trump was wrong this time.

I am sure Trump visits Sup Forums. He likes to shitpost as a leaf probably

TOPKEK...

Agree, just as Putin likes to shitpost as a Finn.

>Hey Japan that country we've militarily repressed for seventy years
>Shoot down these nukes as they pass into your air space

Your analysis is sound...