The left can't meme thread

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>The road to hell is made with good intentions.

So why are you freeloading off of me?

>leftypol discusses the virgin vs chad meme

>Road to hell

Enjoy starving and having your property demolished by the government when they need to build a kalashnikov factory, I guess.

How's that "lefty"? That's pretty much how the virgin/chad meme works.
>Virgin [reasonable thing] vs. Chad [absurd/extreme thing]

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Holy fuck, can't even into german proverbs.
"Die Wege zur Hölle sind mit guten Absichten gepflastert"
"The roads to hell are paved with good intentions."

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Unlike us though, we can meme.

TYROOOOOOOOONE!

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Is this a lefty meme? It actually gave me a chuckle

tyrone thread now

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Yes.

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>this
>not being chad
>not striving to at least be "virgin chad"
Virgin Detected

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pathetic

>German proverb

Is it German? I've heard it in a number of different languages, don't know what its origins are.

This is why Hitler should have won: the work-shy were put into concentration camps and marked as mentally ill or gypsies.

You are projecting right now, I hope you understand that.

no one does this casually , dumb meme

TEHRE IS NO LOGICAL CONNECTION BETWEEN ARTHER AND FUCKING COMMUNISM YOU LAZY BASTARDS

Agreed.

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Total free market is the perfect market because it makes the human evolution work.

I hate communism because it's a system for lazies

Holy shit don't tell me this is an actual meme, it's just so pathetic.

But I guess i've seen worse.

(((capitalism)))
only national socialism will work my friend.

I thought this was a left can't meme thread

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Well that's what it starts out as but then after the public distribution system falls on it's face like the retarded shit it is, you'll be forced to work even more than you would in a captialist nation to make 2 rubles per week, of which is useless because communist nations de-value and inflate currency overnight.

I hate communists so god damn much.

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It's real

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No, because its leaders create corruption, while the free market is about supporting to the person who makes better products

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That one makes the least sense. The viking culture was one of raping killing pillaging and terrorizing their neighbors. They would be the only non racist in your logic since all others near by would fear their culture....

also 8/10 bait made me respond.

Now i'm R E A L L Y questioning if i've seen worse.

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Okay, yes, I'm confused, because I have no idea what this actually says.

No, because if there is a corporation who is trying an autoritarian system, the competition would destroy that. The secret of the healthy free market is the competition. After all that makes a corporation improve their products

This shit is exactly why nobody showed up today. Lmao

You know injecting your opinion into someone elses meme doesn't count as memeing right sweetie? Oh yeah, the left can't meme and this is self-fulfilling prophecy I forgot.

No wit at all.

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It's not German, it's universal

Nobody wants to be the virgin in those memes and they shouldn't, but yes the chad is an exaggerated insane caricature.

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Antifug is a traffic cone on a railroad. They can't keep bashing us for being "muh ebil nahtzees" as they have no intention to do any good for anyone once their first goal is achived.

A N T I F U G

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>leaf
>discussing virgin vs chad
Verdict: Virgin Leaf. The saddest of all fates

JEWS?

I know the "le cringe" meme is old now, but this made me physically wince

I don't even know what you mean by this.

This is the prototype of the virgin vs. chad meme. "Virgin walk" came first on its own (and was moderately successful), then someone added the ludicrous "Chad stride" and a new genre was born.

Sometimes, as in the original, the "virgin" side would sort of work as a criticism, but the "chad" side is always a description of behavior that's some combination of entirely socially incompetent, suicidal, evil, and impossible, that makes the virgin look good by comparison.

It works because the original "virgin walk" drawing was mostly (but not entirely) unfair criticism designed to inflict feelings of insecurity and inadequacy. It perfectly captures the way teens are senselessly cruel when mocking an outcast, like blaming them for things beyond their control (like not having the social status to get away with minor violations of propriety, as if they could simply start behaving like one of the well-liked kids). The addition of "chad stride" is the antidote, pointing out that there can be no sane correction of the unfair criticism.

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Somebody should cut up a guinea pig and fuck its corpse, and post a three minute video about it. I'll give you a (you). I bets you don't have any balls faggots.

Eh, or it could be the other way around. The politburo, comindurr or whatever the hell they call theirselves destroys the corporation for being muh ebil kapitalists.

How do you build a road with a toothbrush?

I bet you transphobes feel pretty silly now, huh?

br hu3hu3

It’s pretty damn easy not to fear other cultures when your own society endorses their destruction

I A M Q U E S T I O N I N G D E M O G R A P H I C S A N D T H E D E S T I N Y O F H U M A N I T Y T O T H E F U L L E S T A T T H I S M O M E N T

And that's how I became a fascist.

>owns iphone

Who the fuck makes this retarded shit?

the virgin walk came first and it was not used to praise your bad posture user

>tfw you realize Kaylee is a >40-year-old man

We dun't have tar laying mashine in Svoviet Rusia comraed! We brush tar on road weeth tooshbrush instaed comraed!

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Reddit in one image

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pic related

R*ddit

TL;DR

you are meticulously psycho-analyzing the virgin/chad meme, which makes you virgin. End of story

>the virgin fisk vs. the chad doesn't even read before replying

Please post the good pasta from a few weeks ago about WHY the left can't meme. It involved their need to steer the reader to the desired conclusion instead of allowing him to find it himself, and their terror of being misunderstood to have intended something offensive.

Pic related but not the one I'm thinking of.

Jesus

Too dense. Truly, the left can't meme.

this seems more like a mgtow meme than a leftist one

>not fone bone
no one was thinking that. left cant meme

violence is truly all they know. they can't think or reason or have any sort of discourse whatsoever

virgin walk was just making a picture to explain how the typical way virgins/betas walk. It's not unfair, because it's not inaccurate.

you can feel the butthurt with this one

more like RIBBIT

I kill myself now

left wing memes are just huge walls of mental gymnastics and they're always wastes of time because they're intentionally omitting certain facts, or intentionally drawing really bizarre parallels and blaming bad events on totally unrelated things
examples i've seen in the last couple of days
meme that said "capitalism killed 1.5 billion people". went on to list all of the events that they were including in very small text underneath. just to give you an idea of the sort of shit they were using to get this number, they literally blamed 2K on "hurricane katrina" and said it was "capitalism".

another, just now, saw some dude blaming the 2008 market crash on "deregulation" and it's just like "wtf?" do you just try to blame the things you don't like for random bad things that happen in the world? because 08 factually had zero to do with "deregulation" in any way, shape or form. period.

both left- and right-wing memes are crap because something something horseshoe theory

extreme-seeking personalities ruin everything

Is stranger things the next Harry Potter?

Go be a big-brain somewhere else

So just to be clear, trump is the innocent swimmer that did nothing wrong?

The left can't me-

There is nothing confusing about it
>I love America
>I do not want the government to bother me
>Police are a legitimate use of government money, and I understand they have a risky job.

The Gadsden flag is not a fucking anarchist flag and the Police Lives Matter flag is not really political and saying we need police is not "treading on others"

Also the grammar. I get it is an online meme so it gets a ton of leeway but a few commas may help.

Have you ever been so confused...

[That] you demand[ed] not to be tread upon bu the same people you are simultaneously celebrating while [at the same time those people are] engaging in the treading upon of others?

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>fox news
if they were funny it would be infowars

Does anyone have a pic of Indiana Jones punching a commie from the kingdom of the crystal skull movie?

Damn, the new Spintires looks cool as fuck.

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>Claims to be writing a term paper
>Doesn't make a joke about APA format

The left can't meme