Brit/pol/ - The Fate Of The a*glo Edition

>Tory MP and whip Charlie Elphicke suspended and referred to police after 'serious allegations'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41866970

>Suspended Labour MP Kelvin Hopkins "absolutely and categorically" denies sexual harassment claim by party activist
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41866351

>Labour investigates Clive Lewis over groping claim: Prominent MP is accused of giving a 39-year-old female activist's bottom 'a big squeeze' as they hugged at the 2017 conference
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5047899/Labour-investigates-Clive-Lewis-groping-claim.html

>The International Development Secretary held undisclosed meetings in Israel without telling the Foreign Office while accompanied by an influential pro-Israeli Conservative lobbyist, the BBC has learned.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41853561

>Jewish group demands apology after Harriet Harman repeats Holocaust joke live on BBC
rt.com/uk/408745-harman-antisemitism-labour-bbc/

>Brexit supporting students who get abuse on campus
bbc.co.uk/news/av/education-41837205/brexit-supporting-students-getting-abuse-on-campus

>Pizza delivery driver blinded in both eyes 'when two moped thief schoolboys sprayed acid in his face as they tried to steal his £2,500 scooter'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5049167/Pictured-Pizza-delivery-driver-blinded-eyes.html

>4 men charged with sexual exploitation of young girls in Newcastle
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/03/newcastle-men-jailed-sex-grooming-network-operation-sanctuary

>George Galloway and Peter Hitchens will be on Sunday Politics together dsicussing Lenin's squalid, disastrous German-backed Petrograd putsch
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SEE YOU SOON MIKE

First off though, you Europeans should understand something.

We cannot account for every single Mexican who makes it across our 3,145 kilometer border (If I go by your retarded metric system) while it is true that a large portion of the Mexican population immigrating to the United States is Mestizo or Indigenous, Mestizos are partially white, in many cases half white or more. And much of Mexico has white people. 47% I believe. I doubt that it is completely untainted from Indio genetics though.

So yeah, they are literal personifications of your amerimutt meme. So allot of the mexicans or spics as some refer to them as would be some kind of blend of that.

But just knowing now, if you've been following, that we cannot keep track of every last person, it's impossible to decidedly say that the United States is 56% pure. It could be more along the lines of 60-65% pure as it is now. When I say pure I mean mixed european. Many of you consider that a bad thing, but I don't. It's obviously the most superior phenotype for white people. Just mix meds and nords and slavs and aryans. Make the ubermensch.

Your 56% claims are based on shaky statistics and on numbers that we cannot decidedly account for. These numbers may also change massively in a short time span because of our lord and savior Donald Trump, bless his heart, who plans to build a big beautiful wall on the southern border to keep the spics out and who will not succumb to the European tendency of importing Arabs and will likely try to crack down on libshit attempts to do so. Many Mexicans are already going back to Mexico due to certain policy changes.

Your 56% memes cannot last forever and are likely to be more like 66% or even 68% pure when accounting for white Mexican's who wish they were mestizo and claim it in order to gain oppression points. Even ask any Mexican anons, they have their fair share of shitskins but they still have a lot of white europeans.

cum on my face pube

Georges st Pierre best ever

Undeniably.

don't be shy then and send me some new wank material

MURDER MY PUSSY WITHOUT THE GUNSHOT

>YFW GSP drops down to fight Conor.

LEAF MASTER RACE

that was epic

GSP GSP

Leaf land the best land

Yael Romero scares the shit out of me.

Bitchping BTFO

>Dropped and finished by a fucking leaf

...

Just like on Sup Forums every night

Here comes the leaf shitposters, woooo.

I'm not mad, GSP is the GOAT.

>Here comes the leaf shitposters
Thank me later.

Funny, but that crossed my mind too.

Another grooming gang, another bunch of fucking ragheads enjoying the tax payers hospitality at Her Majesty's pleasure.

I'm fucking sick of this shit.

Having fought 28 times in a career spanning 15 years in MMA, Bisping has only lost twice.

TWICE
W
I
C
E

GSP pops hot for steroids, bisping gets his belt back and GSP retires

>no gay jesus,
yoel is for sure /ourguy/

>damage control
B E A D Y

>British football matches

he's 30-8

tf u talkin about retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bisping

> Plastic beer bottles.

That's clearly Sep land.

I mean, I knew that straight away anyway because half the people in that video are black.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bisping#Mixed_martial_arts_record

The Son has killed the father

Kek - I was getting my figures from:

espn.com/mma/fighter/_/id/2335659/georges-st-pierre

Apologies. They probably haven't updated tonight's win, so there must be another one missing from their page.

>the way her body sinks lifelessly into the third officer carrying her from behind

Watch this scene again, but instead of the contemporary setting I want you to picture this during the dawn of society. A time where man first harnessed fire and the strength of numbers and tools. These warriors just invaded their tribe and took one of their females. Where are they taking her? What will they do with her? Please tell me. You have no idea what I would give to be that woman in that primordial time. To wake up with a splitting headache, blood leaking from my disheveled head and my inner thighs wet with the seed of men who's faces and customs and scents are unfamiliar.

that looks american

post that bp

u said bisping has only lost twice

u meant GSP

ThAt LoOkS aMeRiCan

Why are all the Tory MP's admitting to sexual harassment but the Labour MP's are denying it.

Is this a clear case on how right wingers are accountable for their actions but Left wingers always look for excuses, or even just lie and deny?

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Bisping said he didn't want to be that old faggot who overstays just to get knocked out every single fight till retirement.

Aluminum

It's actually Britain

Yes - damn it's late. I meant GSP kek.

You know who he doesn't scare?

He might if circumstances allow for it. He doesn't care about the money. He's already a multi-millionaire and has been for a long time. He wants to silence the disrespectful, trash-talking, money grabbing champions who don't even defend their belts.

user...

np

yeah GSP is a beast

2 veterans in a fucking war

that was an amazing fight

amazing night of fights one of the best almost all ko's/submissions

No it isn't.

Nobody in the UK wears that shitty tan uniform.

It was a really good card, and well worth staying up for. You'll find there's a fair few of us on here who are GSP fans. Congratulations.

>inb4 gsp gets popped

Top quality event. Congratulations, Canada. GSP is a true champion, one of the most humble, respectful and talented champions MMA has ever seen. Respect.

I doubt that.

Thx I was worried about his conditioning, he was breathing deep, he looked THICC but man did he pull it off. Mad respect to Bisping he would not tap unreal man

Lads can you take your meme sport shit to Sup Forums please.

GSP admitted as much himself afterwards - I think he said it was his hardest fight, although that may have just been said in the heat of the moment. I don't like Bisping's trash-talking, but I do admire his grittyness.

Fuck off, nip.

If I was a Japanese girl you wouldn't say that...

I thought he might announce retirement it kinda sounded like it at first in his post speech but then he said hes not leaving. LOL Joe keeps breaking his own rule not to interview knocked out fighters but Bisping and GSP kept chatting and Joe had to get in btwn to start the interview

I think after watching that his wife might push him to retire. I watched the Embeddeds he's got a sweet house in Anaheim, California beautiful wife, 3 kids.. man dangerous not to tap like that

this

u should nuke Trump while he's there as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki

youtube.com/watch?v=Xki2l7sHVXk

Post-fight press conference live.

> Nuke one of our own cities to kill one man.

Brilliant Canada.

Thanks m8.

This motherfucker and GSP, damn son.

This guy and the swiss guy with sledgehammers for fists impressed the fuck out of me a few months back.

Tactical nuke when he's on a golf course

You're most welcome, hyphenlad.

btw

>Nuke one of our own cities

To rid the world of Trump's autism. still worth

You forgot the part where we don't have tactical nukes, or any nukes for that matter.

ask kim

185 JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING

It might be a while before he gets another title shot. He's reached the pinnacle of the sport, and lost to one of the all time MMA greats, so maybe the time is right for him to hang up his hat. The fight-game is unironically a great fraternity, and it was lovely to see the mutual respect afterwards.

that Rosa chick speaking Bible verses at the weigh in was crazy lol

she's cool calm and collected af

The Co-Op opens in 25 minutes. I can go and get more drink. Happy fucking days.

Make sure you get some teacakes, only 95p for 6.

They dont let you buy booze until 10am at my co-op lad

that denver altitude training..

She won dude

Took out the Pole in Rd1 TKO

That made me kek. I might have to turn in though. This night will live long in the memory.

Bombsquad KO here btw:

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1SR_5Qh9GM

You need to get a new Co-Op, then. Mine does.

And won the belt

Really? My uni bar used to be like that. They opened at 9 but wouldn't serve anyone until 10.

Good night to you. It has been a very pleasant evening.

yeah no shit i know

I don't think any supermarkets here let you buy booze before 10am

Bisping is a fucking hero
i cannot believe a goddamn leaf took him out


fuck this makes me upset

sry.. what's a co-op?

watch your fucking mouth

You have them in Canada you mong. A cooperatively owned store.

we don't call them co-ops

do they mean LCBO?

Trudeau throw punches like a pussy. I don't think you can pretend otherwise.

co-operativefood.co.uk/

How

Where I live Tesco, Sainsburys, Co-Op all sell alcohol at 6AM, even on a Sunday.

He actually won that fight

...

Wrong one

Trudeau is gunna fuck Jacinda like a champ at APEC tho

You may not call them Co-ops anymore but you still have them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative

it's a form of ownership where everyone who's a member owns a part of the business and all the profit is distributed amongst them as a dividend.

If that fight is the one I'm thinking of that was about the lamest bout I've ever seen.

damn right he did

he made that bitch Conservative Senator wear a Liberal jersey

Lucky. Are you in the south? NW here.

>can't buy drink before 10am
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH