"I am putting gas in my car", says the American as he pours a liquid into his car

"I am putting gas in my car", says the American as he pours a liquid into his car.

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You do know it's short for gasoline right?

Sage

this is you

"I am a civilized person", says the Japanese man as he impales an infant on his bayonet.

"I am dropping an atom bomb on the nips", says the American as he drops a bomb made out of yottillions of atoms.

t. mad goblins strawmanning

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You are an American.

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You are probably a burger deployed in Nipland anyway

>petrol

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4.

What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

"I am putting bullets into my gun" said the American while he exercised his freedoms

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I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.

The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.

BAZINGA

HAHA WOW MORTY *BURP* THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

It's always a nice day when Americans are getting bullied

haha lol :D u're wlcome

this comment is hurtful and ill only ask you once to delete it post haste

Sorry!

Pic related is the average American.
We are literally super human, the definition of exceptionalism.
We are a mix of the smartest Brit's the most attractive/strongest German's.
We also mixed in a tiny bit of the toughest Italian's and the most warm hearted Polish.

>Hahaha but user 50% and didn't you know you're all mixed apes???
No, actually if you take away Cali we go back to being 90% White.
Our country isn't heavily "mixed" and barely mixed at all outside of some big cuck cities on the coasts, which are pretty segregated anyway.
Sorry but the 150+ million elite exceptional Europeans who live in America are PURE and we aren't the ape man haha meme.

ITT: triggered Americans.

Gas-ol-ine is the lowest density liquid product of crude refinement
-ol is from Latin oleum, of or relating to oil
-ine denotes a derived substance
"Gasoline" literally translates to "the least dense oil derived substance.
>making fun of a language you don't understand
What a special fucking kind of retard you must be.

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You must be fun at parties.

SHART

Should be called liquidoline

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IN

you so small you need to learn languages to get along i mean you cannot live in your own country at peace unless you know other Foreign languages ..cuck?
America is so large we are our neighbors America is so large we don't learn other languages but accents from diff regions.
Come visit and buy stuff!

"Petrol" sounds faggy.

Holy fuck I am laughing so fucking hard irl my sides really are gone


>I'm also really fucking high

Do they share the same air in their pet taxis?

Why can't you take bants?

Fucking lol

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>doesn't know wtf a strawman is
>goblin posting

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They're americans.

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That's a big vagina

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Remember when americans tried to cheat nature by making a calorie free fat substitute so they could stuff their fat faces all day long with no consequences, but it was scrapped when fatties ate way too much of it and it caused leaky diarrhoea that they didn't even notice, resulting in the shart in mart meme? I remember en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra